Most badass one-liner ever.

[the-messy-ghost]

From the master of one liners himself... Sean Connory.

 

[MikeOfThunder]

A little C4 knocking at your door..

 

[camokkid]

from COD 3
Today we're on a secret mission to get coffee and doughnuts. Problem is, Jerries drank all the coffee and ate all the doughnuts. So we gotta go kick their asses

And then someone got blown to pieces, just because they were being assholes.

 

[InnerRebellion]

From RED

"Who you callin' 'old man?'"
After shooting a rocket out of the air.

Ahem. It's "Old man my ass." Not being a twat, I saw it about, last week, and that was one of my favorite lines.

As for me, I'd have to say...
"Luke...I AM your father."

I mean come on, how would YOU feel if the guy trying to kill you just out and announces that you're his son?

 

[Reyalsfeihc]

♪I see a *****, do you see a biiiiitch, we see a *****, what do you seeeee?♪

DoA

 

[Hothcliff]

"You're already dead."

--Kenshiro from Hokuto no Ken

 

[Fenrir Strife]

Terry Pratchett's Feet of Clay is pretty much made of oneliners, but in particular:

Today is a good day for someone else to die!
WORDS IN THE HEART CANNOT BE TAKEN

Otherwise, I nominate the entirety of the Devil May Cry Series(excluding DMC2, for obvious reasons)

"Jackpot!"

 

[standokan]

I got ninja'd on the bublegum so
"Hey big guy, lets dance *kick in the balls*"
don't remember which movie but awesome either way

 

[Chewster]

"Hey big 'un! Play time's over!"
-Sargent Nicolas Angel

 

[Azabondiia]

"If you stop me while I'm walking again, I'll cut your facking jacobs off." - Bricktop Snatch.

 

[loc978]

"Good, Bad... I'm the guy with the gun."
note to self: this line only works when Bruce Campbell is delivering it.

also:

"I'll take a potato chip...... and eat it!!!"

 

[Ignatz_Zwakh]

"Yes I'm afraid of death....but for a humble secret agent that's a fact of life, like whisky. And I've drunk that all my life."
-Lemmy Caution.

 

[GrinningManiac]

Cry HAVOC and let slip the dogs of waaaar!

I know it's from Shakespeare, but imagine if this was yelled as a huge army charged down a steep hill and smashed into an enemy fortress whilst cannonfire and explosions ripped around everywhere

Also

ONCE MORE INTO THE BREACH

 

[Dimensional Vortex]

I don't think anyone has mentioned this one yet, and if no one has then I am utterly shocked. (hehehehe utter)

Damn I don't know how to embed the video so I will leave the link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVKPzmR1gds

 

[Casual Shinji]

 

[The Rockerfly]

The Rules of Fight Club as dictated by the great Tyler Durden.

In Tyler we trust

OT: The philosophy of Tyler Durden, including:

"You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else."

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. "

Seriously, if you haven't watched Fight Club, go and fucking watch Fight Club

 

[Dimensional Vortex]

"I'M A GOOFY GOOBER!" - Sponge bob

 

[Calendor1]

"And that was your kidney."
-Dexter season 5: "Teenage Wasteland"

 

[Busdriver580]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning
-apocalypse now