Most disgusting/ least funny bit on Family Guy?

[Superior Mind]

Nothing that comes to mind. Family Guy usually knows its boundries.

I present to you evidence: Green


and strangely enough people think that Family Guy is actually good, these people also should never, NEVER vote.

I think the only humour in that joke is imagining the writer who came up with it pitching it for the show.
"...and then the crap that the kid sneezes out grows horse legs and gallops away."
(Okay fine it wasn't Family Guy but it's still Seth MacFarlane and it's his unique brand of humour to a T.)

A "Good Family Guy Jokes" thread would be easier for me to contribute to since there's a smal handful of funny Family Guy bits but a truckload of candidates for "worst".

 

[Lilani]

I didn't really like the scene where Peter is trying to shave a cat Quagmire got recently, but he just ends up brutally murdering it. Later in the episode though, it was funny when Peter was stopped by the police and wasn't suspected for anything even though they had a bloody corpse in the back of the car, but Brian got in HUGE trouble for having like 1/8 of an ounce of weed.

"Who wants chowder" entertained me more than it disgusted me. I think I just figured it's what they deserve for their stupidity.

 

[Woodsey]

I can't really get into Family Guy, and apparently its not been that good for quite a while now.

Much more of a South Park man.

 

[Kinguendo]

as are the people saying family guy is funny.

Peter: Overweight, does stupid stuff, has a boss that hates him
Homer: Overweight, does stupid stuff, has a boss that hates him

Lois: somehow still loves her husband even though he does stupid stuff, stays at home, almost always finds the brighter side of things.
Marge: Somehow still loves her husband even...... do you get the idea? or do you really want me to go through all of the characters?

and as I stated, The Simpsons originally ripped off Married with Children. And if you want I can show the parts that are similar.

Peter = Mentally retarded, and his boss doesnt hate him. Also his boss' feelings about him arent a major recurring plotline.

Homer = Stupid guy... whos boss hates everyone and doesnt know who Homer is.

Lois = Says some VERY bad things which are often looked over because she says them in a normal way.

Marge = So sweet it makes you want to slam your head in a car door.

 

[sms_117b]

Conway Twitty is really not funny, especially when they do a whole song, are the Manatees running out of idea balls?

Nothing has really ever grossed me out though.

You just referenced the best show ever. Good for you. Here's a cookie. *gives cookie*

Nom nom nom, recognised references taste so good.

 

[Ultress]

The most disgusting to me is the above mentioned Chowder scene mainly because I eat while I'm watching it and it's hard to eat when it shows up.


As for least funny either the entire Jesus Episode or Blue Harvest neither were even remotely funny.

 

[dantheman931]

I stopped even remotely liking Family Guy the time they used rape as a blarg a blarg!!!

In a fictional show about fictional people, you really have a problem about fictional rape of cartoon characters? Do you find fictional pet abuse horrifying? How about fictional child abuse? And is it just Family Guy you have the problem with? What if your anime/manga/hentai/tentacle stories has this subject? If they take it lightly, do you continue to read? Of course you do. You're a man-child who probably lives in his parents basement and read manga and play WoW all day, the orange cheese doodle dust clinging to your porkish digits.

Honestly, between you and me, are you so upset about it because it's wrong to rape a cartoon character, or because you got a boner from it? Enquiring minds and certain website have to know!

You're fun.

EDIT: Okay, I'm lost. Why hasn't this troll been permabanned yet?

 

[TheSchaef]

In general, I'm not amused by the gory death jokes, e.g. the cat, or Peter doing a Mary Poppins and landing on the children. In the second instance, the Wile E. Coyote-style flattening is funny enough, but it's ruined by a bloody smushing which is then overwrought for another minute or so. I also didn't care for the shaken baby scene.

The Conway Twitty thing is just another callback moment for the people who watched Hee-Haw growing up. I don't mind it, though granted it's not as funny as, say, the Knight-Rider-bumper to commercial, or the Dallas ending to the Y2K episode, or the Best of Both Worlds cliffhanger ending to the first part of Stewie Kills Lois.

 

[Dancingman]

The bullfrog segment, it was mildly disgusting, but would have been far less so if we didn't have to watch five minutes of it.

But my nomination for least funny goes to one where Peter gets paralyzed in half of his face and goes to a stem cell research clinic to get it cured. He walks out seconds later perfectly normal, and then says "Why aren't we investing in this?" it's not funny, it's just MacFarlane trying to force his leftist views on us. I agree with them, but not in the way he does them.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

Dial meg for murder was pretty cool, about time meg get some respect. Also quagnire pretty much told Brian off.

My least favorite?

The Chick cancer one, where peter get hook on chick flims, that segment sucks.

 

[Robert632]

The absoulte worst joke is the whole show the jokes that are like "this reminds me of (enter completely unrelated joke here)."

 

[Plurralbles]

shiboopie was my favorite part of the show, but I'm going to ahve to say the Peter that had, "static power" or was, "jesus" or something was funny just about until the bedroom scene(with the decoys)

 

[Armored Prayer]

Least funny bits for me are the constant 'Walt Disney hates Jews' jokes.

Mainly because I have no idea about the backstory of the joke and they the joke back upthree times.

Also the Conway Twitty bits. But thats been explained enough.

 

[deus-ex-machina]

Well I didn't get a lot of the American culture references, especially with celebrities, but I think a lot of the ones I've just read were OTT. I really like American Dad and I used to like Family Guy, but I just can't watch it anymore. I REALLY hate the drawn out chicken fights and when Peter sits there in pain for what feels like forever.

Coincidentally, I just remembered the first episode of the Cleveland show should be ready for me to watch now, so I'll give that a go.

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

Ugh, I forgot about the cat, that was horrible. Quagmire really loved that thing. The best Family Guy bit was-

1945. Hiroshima. Japanese man looks up, and is horrified to see-BABOON ATTACK!

That was awesome. I think the date they give is actually on the day before the bomb but I'm not sure.