gunbladejoe said:
Lord Thodin said:
RocketPocket said:
I'll be the first to say it.
Fable II
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I actually spat at my TV and within the next hour i returned Fable 2. It was like getting the worlds most alright blowjob then right when your almost done she punchs the scrotes' and walks away after kicking you in the stomach for good measure. I was pretty sure i would kill small children after all i did was listen to Lucien talk and wait for revear to kill em, or simply cut em off with a rusty flintlock pistol since all i used was swords and magic.
yeah that ending was bullshit man. I never played it but I saw my freind beat it. me and him both where pissed off. we where expecting a big boss fight like the jack of blades fight but harder. but noooooo. peter molenoux or however you spell his last name really knows how to tick off his fans eh?
:EDIT: scratch that. not peters fans. the fans of fable is what I mean.
Yeah yeah, i got you. It was fucking retarded. Throughtout THE ENTIRE GAME, Lucien is talked up as some kinda badass with a god complex that hes about to fulfill. You literally cant go and talk to ANYONE without them mentioning him at one point or another. Sept maybe your wife, but thats cause she wants some nooky, BUT I DIGRESS. The Jack of Blades boss fights, were both simple, and had a laid out formula that if you followed would make them an annoyance but easy enough to win. Lucien, the bad ass who kill thousands upon thousands to build a tower that would make him a god WAS TAKEN OUT BY A FUCKING MUSIC BOX!!!! How dumb is that? Really? Like really? If I worked for Lionhead and was in the room while Peter was pitching that idea, id throw my hands in the air, say i quit, fuck you peter, and go shit in his coffee. To be quite honest though i will most likely buy Fable 3 outta the enescapeable (get it, an escapist pun) urge to feel as good as i did in Fable TLC