Most Embarrassing Thing About Yourself

[Jedamethis]

I may have a crush on somebody on here, despite having only seen them for a a very short time.

...

*slowly back away*

I'm just being cautious, that's all

Sadly Hub, you're a man. Don't worry

And I'm a manly man at that!

YOU CAN'T RESIST MY CHARMS!

I can and will!
Mostly becase you're too tall!

You're manly men? o.o

I was invited into the Manly Men Men group!

Oh yes.
I remember them, mostly because of their theme-song:

Spoiler: Spoilers make the thread neat

Yup.

Everything must be Neat and Tidy.
No Mess. No Mess. Never Mess. 0.0

 

[Byere]

I'm a furry. I have a fursuit (well, a partial) and about 7 assorted tails >.>

I wore a massive snow leopard tail all the way from Manchester to where I live on the south coast of England (a good 180-200 miles/6 hours by train).

Otherwise, not much...

 

[Ironic Pirate]

I also have several hilariously disturbing fetishes.

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You like that thing with the hammers too?

Hammers? Color me intrigued.

But I was talking about vore and pregnancy fetishes, if you must know.

Not very hilarious, actually.

 

[Alex Harty]

When I fart, People leave the room

 

[Shippy]

Well I'm morbidly obese, never had a girlfriend (I'm 18), never kissed a girl, I remember everything which makes me come across as creepy, and I think I Have a massive crush on this chick I've been talking to online from Indonesia for the last month. And most embarrassing of all is I had to shave off my sideburns. That was the saddest day of my life.

reminds me of me

i had never had a girlfriend at 18 was (and still am) fat had never kissed a girl and was falling in love with girls on the internet

actually one did like me back and we ended up in an on off long distance relationship that lasted about 8 years even though being on separate sides of the Atlantic meant i only got to meet her in person about 4 times for long holidays (i was at uni i could take 2 month holidays)

i was kinda creepy to many girls back then (wow this would have been 96/97) being an utter idiot in the chatrooms and falling in love with anyone who even showed the slightest niceness to me C'est la vie things have moved on and i'm now mature and happy with my life

though i'm now single... unless you count my hug pillow collection

 

[Les Awesome]

secretly I dress in womens clothes

 

[Mr Cwtchy]

I always get tingly when someone pays attention to me, like getting quoted on here for example. No idea what causes it, maybe I'm just starved.

It feels nice though.

 

[Gigano]

The example absolutely horrifies me as well as you. I can understand why even consensual "happy" lolicon with non-specified characters would be abhorred as sheer paedophilia if it's kept at websites which also feature such content and comments. How on earth did you ever come across such an abomination?

the internet is a strange place and a lot of those comment proooobably should be seen to be as fictional as the image

actually although i deeply love hentai and i find it to much less exploitative or emotionally disturbing as real porn (seriously i worry about those actors) there is one thing i dislike

too much rape

seriously it's everywhere

now i don't mind a rape fantasy or two in a mixed content magazine but seriously when half or more of the stories involves some aspect of "surprise sex" you have to worry about a medium

but if you mentally adjust your sights and see it all as just some form of control play it's not too bad ... although there are some nasty examples that linger on the bad sides... but for me those ones end up in the bin

it's a weird aspect of the medium where so many of the stories involve one of the characters being coerced into sex but for some reason ends up liking it

if it were depicted in a more realistic fashion i'd be disturbed, but i guess it an aspect of hentai

rather like you have cartoon violence which is not the same as violence you have cartoon sexuality which shouldn't be though of in the same terms as real sexuality

I like (consensual between adults) hentai as well, also due to a general dislike for regular porn largely due to the reasons you specify. Seems the genre definitely got a positively cavernous "basement" to avoid though, which I've succeeded in so far (largely by not really looking too much into it).

While I agree that the cartoon media definitely makes a difference, I'm not sure that mentally adjusting to forced sexual domination (which isn't voluntary BDSM control play) and "she'll-like-it-eventually" rape hentai is really a good thing, even in this setting. Nothing about its effects is really on the table which would make me condemn it, but I for one wouldn't feel comfortable wallowing through it, even if it was in the search of something decent.

 

[Cyanin]

Hmmm, i'm most embarrassed by my face turning red when people get me embarrassed.
That is not a call for moderator abuse, just a truth. =P
Though i did used to cry easily, but good ol teenage abuse dried that well fast enough, now i'm an emotional rock! =D

 

[Woodsey]

I also have several hilariously disturbing fetishes.

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You like that thing with the hammers too?

Hammers? Color me intrigued.

But I was talking about vore and pregnancy fetishes, if you must know.

Not very hilarious, actually.

What's 'vore'?

And actually that pregnancy thing is pretty funny.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Another little bit about me that I'm ashamed to admit is that I kinda like someone. Here. I've never seen them before, but I've talked to them and I've developed a bit of a crush on them.

Is it Teddy?

Why me?

You were the first girl I could think of who frequents the forums. Sorry.

 

[Marik2]

Im really embarssed that I actually like this show

Spoiler

I LOVE TOTALLY SPIES! That show is kick ass. Don't feel the shame, bro!

Its just that I sorta find the cast of girls so...materialistic and superficial and I dont like that in a women

Ah, yeah, in real life those kinds of people are terribad. But it's cool for cartoon land as far as I'm concerned. Sign me up I wanna be a WOOHP agent! Ahaha.

LOL

True and the only reason why I watch it is cuz of Alex since I sorta have a crush on her

Ha ha, oh me too. Except I don't fancy Alex; it's Jerry who keeps me coming back!

Okay, that was a joke. But the guy's pretty awesome.

LOL did the show ever get a finale or did it get canceled?

 

[Marik2]

secretly I dress in womens clothes

LOL your avatars expression with your comment is just priceless

 

[Scde2]

Well...Where do I begin?

I tend to repeat myself a lot.
I completely zone out when people talk about boring shit.
I enjoy hentai way more then regular porn.
I suck horribly at arguing with people.
I have very little artistic talent.
I tend to repeat myself a lot.
I am really obsessed about my weight.
I am a furry.
I wear makeup.
I wear girl jeans sometimes.
I try to be as unmanly as possible.
I go on /b/ sometimes.
I enjoy reality tv. i kid, i kid.

 

[Shippy]

I like (consensual between adults) hentai as well, also due to a general dislike for regular porn largely due to the reasons you specify. Seems the genre definitely got a positively cavernous "basement" to avoid though, which I've succeeded in so far (largely by not really looking too much into it).

While I agree that the cartoon media definitely makes a difference, I'm not sure that mentally adjusting to forced sexual domination (which isn't voluntary BDSM control play) and "she'll-like-it-eventually" rape hentai is really a good thing, even in this setting. Nothing about its effects is really on the table which would make me condemn it, but I for one wouldn't feel comfortable wallowing through it, even if it was in the search of something decent.

the thing is it doesn't feel like it's trying to justify itself it's not saying doing this is ok it's just sorta reviling in the over the top sex

rather like in when fighting anime/manga show people being brutally killed it's not really about death and murder it's about over the top fighting in the same way i feel that hentai isn't really as bad as it might sound... especially stuff like tentacle rape which is just too over the top to take seriously

but like i said before it does wear you down after a time and some times i want more of an alternative... this is especially true in hentai games

 

[Cyanin]

wow um lets see.......
this is all personal opinion.
my eyes, my hair , my face, my hair, my height, my weight, i'm basicly embarressed all the time for no reason. i wish i had blue eyes... i have no idea why but i do... other people like mine cus thye change color but i would rather have blues eyes ahaha. i dont like my face... in any way. i hate pictures being taken of me cus they are all horrible. i dont hate my hair color... fairly bland but whatever... i hate for fast my hair grows, especially my face fur, makes me feel like a hill beast oh and hairy feet too which i can use to throw rocks farther then most of my friends can with their arms hahaha they are great for climbing tho.
height.. i am 6 feet but feel super short around my friends. i look fat no matter what i do, this is entirely in my head as i am very underweight.
some random ones: i get embarressed for actors as well as the character they play (meet the parents is almost unwatchable for me), i'm covered in scars so i used to hate taking off my cloths for any reason ahaha so i even wore a shirt swimming alot. i will rant about nearly anything but i only find it embarrissing when i realise the person(s) i am ranting at dont have a clue what i'm talking about.
aahah i'm sure by the end of the day i will hve doen somethign embassirring.

my quote does not work.

sageoftruth "When walking outside and no one is looking, I break into a ninja run. Also, when I'm holding anything with a handle and no one is looking, I engage in swordplay." why is that embarrissing? do you also fly into leaping rolls for no reason whatsoever?

curlyhaireddemon "No matter what I do (makeup, haircuts, gravity-defying undergarments, the works!) , I can't shake my mannish looks..."
the escapist calling you a "paperboy" does not help i bet.....

thenumberthirteen "I still have my stuffed toys from when I was small. I just can't stand to throw them away or give them to someone else." not stuffed toys but I am something of a hoarder.....old toys, books, gems, comics, candles, movies, weapons/armor, assorted figurines, anything cool or random i like....
I also tend to wear cloths till they literally fall off me. when i was 17 my mom tried to get me to stop wearing my fav hoody by getting me another just like it..... which i never wore.


PS to the math impared people....everyone finds something in school to freak out about... my lil sis called me the other week in tears cus she got her first "B". I can not spell 1/10th of the words I know... now thats embarrassing.

wow this post is gettign big i'm gonna end it here and add soem mroe pain and horror later
TTFN

Out of complete sincerity, i have to ask: Are you talking to anyone about what come across as self-esteem issues, and not to mention anorexia? I mean anorexia in the sense of someone who believes they are fat when they're underweight, not someone who doesn't eat.

And getting embarrassed for people is just a sign of compassion and empathy, it really isn't something to be embarrassed about. =)

Also, on a purely physical note, people who believe they're fat are usually those who don't really exercise much, if you did sit ups or such regularly you can be comfortable with yourself, not to mention exercise releases endorphins that make you feel happy with yourself. It's kind of a win win, especially in a confidence state of things.

I sincerely apologise if any of this post came across as condescending and if anything offended for the love of god tell me.

 

[Simalacrum]

There isn't really anything I find embarrassing about myself.

I'm a juggler, if I had any shame that would be a serious occupational hazard

 

[AfroTree]

I'm just a shell of my former self, but I refuse to let people see what I now am,a self-hating ball of festering anger

..as well as some other stuff, but i'd rather not sabotage myself ¬¬