Most Embarrassing Thing About Yourself

[GrimTuesday]

Well I'm morbidly obese, never had a girlfriend (I'm 18), never kissed a girl, I remember everything which makes me come across as creepy, and I think I Have a massive crush on this chick I've been talking to online from Indonesia for the last month. And most embarrassing of all is I had to shave off my sideburns. That was the saddest day of my life.

reminds me of me

i had never had a girlfriend at 18 was (and still am) fat had never kissed a girl and was falling in love with girls on the internet

actually one did like me back and we ended up in an on off long distance relationship that lasted about 8 years even though being on separate sides of the Atlantic meant i only got to meet her in person about 4 times for long holidays (i was at uni i could take 2 month holidays)

i was kinda creepy to many girls back then (wow this would have been 96/97) being an utter idiot in the chatrooms and falling in love with anyone who even showed the slightest niceness to me C'est la vie things have moved on and i'm now mature and happy with my life

though i'm now single... unless you count my hug pillow collection

While I'm not quiet as bad as falling in love with every girl who is nice to me it feels nice to know that at least there is someone who has had eerily similar experiences as I have had. Funny thing is I met the chick while trolling on Omegle, I was doing the classic radical christian spewing hate towards all people, I must have said rag head at least 14 times before she said she is Muslim. I felt really bad so I stopped trolling her and we talked for about four more hours.

I kind of wish I had a hug pillow... I just realized how lonely I really am.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

I also have several hilariously disturbing fetishes.

...

You like that thing with the hammers too?

Hammers? Color me intrigued.

But I was talking about vore and pregnancy fetishes, if you must know.

Not very hilarious, actually.

What's 'vore'?

And actually that pregnancy thing is pretty funny.

It's about people being swallowed alive. Told you it was disturbing.

Spoiler: Squick

My ideal scenario would be someone, preferably some kind of douche bag, being swallowed whole and alive by a human female.

 

[gristledemon]

I always get tingly when someone pays attention to me, like getting quoted on here for example. No idea what causes it, maybe I'm just starved.

It feels nice though.

there you go then.

honestly i like being quoted too.... but only online... it annoys me when people quote me in real life.

 

[Marik2]

Im really embarssed that I actually like this show

Spoiler

I LOVE TOTALLY SPIES! That show is kick ass. Don't feel the shame, bro!

Its just that I sorta find the cast of girls so...materialistic and superficial and I dont like that in a women

Ah, yeah, in real life those kinds of people are terribad. But it's cool for cartoon land as far as I'm concerned. Sign me up I wanna be a WOOHP agent! Ahaha.

LOL

True and the only reason why I watch it is cuz of Alex since I sorta have a crush on her

Ha ha, oh me too. Except I don't fancy Alex; it's Jerry who keeps me coming back!

Okay, that was a joke. But the guy's pretty awesome.

LOL did the show ever get a finale or did it get canceled?

Sadly I haven't a clue. The show times must have changed or maybe my schedule did because I never see it on TV anymore. It's been a long time since I've seen it. As far as I remember I don't think there was a finale but I'm probably wrong.

From Wikipedia: "...in 2008 the show ran its fifth and final season."

Hm. I'll have to find somewhere to watch the finale sometime.

Yeah same here

 

[PhunkyPhazon]

Alright, I didn't want to say it in fear of accentuating the general gamer stereotype, but what the hell. I graduated high school over two years ago. What have I done since then? Absolutely frakin' nothing. Have I gotten a job? No. It's not for lack of trying, though I certainly could try harder then I have. College? I've been torn on that for a while. I have no real aspirations to speak of, and I'm content with the idea of just living in a low-rent apartment. So I know I'm capable of living a happy life without going there.

However, now I'm thinking of attending a nearby community college so I can experiment and see if there are any careers I'd like to pursue. The place has several courses I'm interested in, and it certainly couldn't hurt to give it a shot. Besides, it would be nice to have a bigger social life then what I have going now, which is basically just immediate family and a group of friends I occasionally hang out with.

Oh, and the internet of course.

 

[gristledemon]

[quote="Cyanin" post="18.223244.7515271
Out of complete sincerity, i have to ask: Are you talking to anyone about what come across as self-esteem issues, and not to mention anorexia? I mean anorexia in the sense of someone who believes they are fat when they're underweight, not someone who doesn't eat.

And getting embarrassed for people is just a sign of compassion and empathy, it really isn't something to be embarrassed about. =)

Also, on a purely physical note, people who believe they're fat are usually those who don't really exercise much, if you did sit ups or such regularly you can be comfortable with yourself, not to mention exercise releases endorphins that make you feel happy with yourself. It's kind of a win win, especially in a confidence state of things.

I sincerely apologise if any of this post came across as condescending and if anything offended for the love of god tell me.[/quote]
awww well thanks for your concern.
i am not "talking to anyone" in the sense of say a therapist but i am talking to friends, some who happen to be therapists haha.

hehe yes empathy is my great weakness, i empathise with objects, fictional people and things, random people i see, sutff like that hahah its annoying.

ahahha thanks but actually i exercise many times a day, i am very hyper if not depressed, and even when depressed i like to let off steam. so push/pull ups, stretching, walking/hiking, biking/snowboarding, othercrap..... haha but bag work is my fav by far
i'm not into the whole gym thing but am no stranger to a dojo.
basicly its not that i am Overweigh ahahah its that i hate even the slightest bit of fat... and i see it everywhere!
ahah things ar getting better tho. ahaha about the endorphins, yeah they are fun and all but am more a pain junkie. somethign i am very embarrassed about is i have a horrible temper.... like scary bad. hench i love working out, traing/sparing and honestly hurting myself. i guess my point is for me the major attraction to endorphins is not so much feeling good but not seeing red.
nope your post was fine thank you for your interest and all it was very kind of you. i shoul point out that for all my problems... and i have many many more... i am a very happy person overall.

 

[Mr Cwtchy]

I always get tingly when someone pays attention to me, like getting quoted on here for example. No idea what causes it, maybe I'm just starved.

It feels nice though.

there you go then.

honestly i like being quoted too.... but only online... it annoys me when people quote me in real life.

Thanks ^_^

Yeah, real life quoting doesn't feel the same. Plus they usually twist what you said to make you sound like a douche.

Or maybe that's just me.

 

[gristledemon]

I always get tingly when someone pays attention to me, like getting quoted on here for example. No idea what causes it, maybe I'm just starved.

It feels nice though.

there you go then.

honestly i like being quoted too.... but only online... it annoys me when people quote me in real life.

Thanks ^_^

Yeah, real life quoting doesn't feel the same. Plus they usually twist what you said to make you sound like a douche.

Or maybe that's just me.

ahaha not so much twist. its more then get my hopped up enough and i will start to spew some strange banter.... banter i would sooner forget but its nearly always recorded.

 

[Woodsey]

I also have several hilariously disturbing fetishes.

...

You like that thing with the hammers too?

Hammers? Color me intrigued.

But I was talking about vore and pregnancy fetishes, if you must know.

Not very hilarious, actually.

What's 'vore'?

And actually that pregnancy thing is pretty funny.

It's about people being swallowed alive. Told you it was disturbing.

Spoiler: Squick

My ideal scenario would be someone, preferably some kind of douche bag, being swallowed whole and alive by a human female.

Your avatar just took on a whole new meaning.

 

[arsenicCatnip]

hrm...I'm a masochist who enjoys it far more than I should when my boyfriend is rough with me >////>

Heh, same here. Only it's more that pain really works wonders on me (I got my tattoo and was FLYING for awhile).

Along with that:

- I live a variant of a D/s relationship, and while I'm not embarrassed about that fact, I am embarrassed that wearing my collar helps me relax. I wear a collar when I'm alone, because I feel calmer in it.

- I have a disease called Poly-Cystic Ovarian Syndrome, and one of the side effects is hirsutism due to an overdose of testosterone. I have hair on my cheeks and chin, and have to shave every few days to keep it at bay.

- I squeak if I'm poked. My roommate finds this absolutely hilarious.

- I'm not a furry, but when it comes down to it I am very catlike, down to playing with strings and falling asleep in sunlight. My Master thinks it's adorable, but it can be embarrassing.

 

[Shippy]

I kind of wish I had a hug pillow... I just realized how lonely I really am.

everyone should have a hug pillow

 

[Mavvy]

Nothing - anymore
Erm, well apart from the fact i'm on this site, if the vast majority knew, i'd be a tad embarrassed.
But mainly because i'm confident, like drugs, some of my friends are unforgiving when it comes to mocking and generally not the kind of person who would be seen on this.
And most people are too ignorant to realise that somebody like me can have a nerd side.
Hopefully that isn't too ambiguous ('somebody like me'), but I really cannot be arsed to write out what I mean)

 

[Hardcore31]

Well, i watched the whole run of Azumanga Daioh. And i freaking love it.

 

[Julianking93]

Hmm, seems I've only brushed the surface of the hentai scene.

As for being "Gateway porn", as long as there isn't any credible scientific suggestions of that being true, I wouldn't consider it a valid argument against it legality-wise. Like people, interests should be "innocent" until proven otherwise beyond reasonable doubt. Otherwise a lot of things could be outlawed (the internet, for a start...).

I agree that it's unlikely that merely enjoying lolicon, especially the consensual non-superiority/force kind, would make anyone more at risk of offending in real life. That kind at least would still seem quite removed from the real world scenario.

I also sought out hentai after tiring of the insensitiveness and exploitative feeling of the regular kind. Though I've stuck to what is available at regular sites, which doesn't include the extremes you describe.

None that I've seen. It's only ever been "Lolicon porn causes child abuse and rape!!!"

"Oh wow, really? This is awful! We have to get rid of something so horrid. What proof do you have so we can legally take care of it?"

"Uh...well none right now, but I assure you it leads to real rape!"

....fuck off.

Indeed. Logically, it seems that people who view hentai depicting either people enjoying it would, in my opinion, would at the very worst make people dependent on anime only and become obsessed with that. Even though that is unhealthy, it doesn't do harm to anyone but the viewer.

Well, that others have mistaken you hardly justifies me doing the same ;-)

Seems "lolicon" as a genre isn't necessarily paedophilic, though much of what's available apparently is (due to being laid out in that way as well as containing other genres). That would of course affect the general image of the concept.

The example absolutely horrifies me as well as you. I can understand why even consensual "happy" lolicon with non-specified characters would be abhorred as sheer paedophilia if it's kept at websites which also feature such content and comments. How on earth did you ever come across such an abomination?

No, not all of it. Like I said before, a lot of it features adult women who just look like 12 year olds. While that's not really much better than specifically depicting a sexually active 8 year old, it still isn't as disturbing.

Take the very popular (and excellent mind you) anime (not hentai) called Kodomo No Jikan. It features a 3rd grade girl who falls in love with her teacher and regularly tries to seduce him. While the content is very controversial in the west, it's merely looked at as a young love story in the East. It's mostly dependent on the environment itself it seems whether or not it is wrong.

And yes, that example I gave is horrifying. And while I'm not necessarily happy to admit that I found it on a hentai site I frequent and that was just one of the images that popped up that was wrongfully tagged with as "happy sex" rather than its proper "rape" tag that it should have received. I knew people were sick, but not that sick.

 

[Mimssy]

I'm a girl and I get REALLY uncomfortable talking to other girls. No idea why, but I turn into a blubbering fool. Lately, I can't fall asleep wearing a shirt. That's more weird than anything else. I've also got some weird kinks.

 

[superbatranger]

Let's see. I sometimes stutter. I tend to mumble a lot. I have hentai and regular porn on my external drive. My self-esteem is kinda bad. I get stressed very easily. Some of the fetishes I like I wouldn't want my friends knowing about. I feel more comfortable with my friends from the internet than my friends from real life. You know those hentai mangas? Well, sometimes I read the translated versions for the story. What? They're funny. Speaking of which, I probably watch too much hentai/porn/whatever..and also...you know the thing a person usually does while viewing such material? Yea that. I'm pretty sure I do that a bit too much. I hope I don't get in trouble with the mods because of this.

 

[AngelBlackChaos]

I blush. All the freaking time. Nothing i can do about it. Someone compliments me, i blush, if someone holds my hand, i blush....it tortured me in high school.