Most Embarrassing Thing About Yourself

[Brandon237]

Why? For stating the obvious? For having a sense of decency and not being a perverted basement dwelling troglodyte? And the people posting about having a crush on someone over a forum? Pathetic. Get out and meet real people.

Jees, a little kindness would be appreciated. And please add to the thread, you could get a mod warning simply for being off topic, and far worse for the personal insults, try to be kind on the Escapist, it is our one last little quirk that allows the elitism...

 

[thenumberthirteen]

I may have a crush on somebody on here, despite having only seen them for a very short time.

I'm flattered, but my heart belongs to another.

I knew I'd get at least 2 of these posts >.<

Hooray for the obvious jokes. Don't feel embarrassed. As you can tell loads of people have crushes on people.

I wonder if anyone has a crush on me...

Stranger things have happened

I don't think they have. Nothing is worse than liking someone and not knowing if they like you too.

 

[Funkiest Monkey]

I used to have a chronic masturbation problem.

EDIT: Not anymore though, don't worry.

 

[Terminate421]

As long as the hentai isn't....pedophilish

The irony is that lolicon is essentially exactly that.

The good news is that, Im not into pedophilia (And sure to god will never be)

The bad news is that I did not know what Lolicon meant at all.

 

[chinangel]

hrm...I'm a masochist who enjoys it far more than I should when my boyfriend is rough with me >////>

 

[Gigano]

Ich bin ein Berliner

I can be arrogant at times, and as an Asperger I find empathy with people who aren't like me something I must make a conscious effort to attain; Which I'm seldom willing to.

Also like my Hentai as well, but since viewing porn is about at normal as anything can get, I wouldn't really be embarrassed about it.

 

[Julianking93]

It's that I like loli hentai and most anime porn in general. Much more so than regular porn. I'm sure most people knew that but that's one of the things I'm somewhat ashamed about.

Thats something called a fetish. As long as the hentai isn't....pedophilish, you shouldn't be ashamed. Im ALMOST the same as you on that subject though. (real stuff is better but I get tired of seeing a guys ass every ten seconds when I want the woman only.)

Coming from one who likes loli and will defend it against those who claim it to be another form of child porn, how exactly do I get loli that isn't pedoish?

 

[Terminate421]

It's that I like loli hentai and most anime porn in general. Much more so than regular porn. I'm sure most people knew that but that's one of the things I'm somewhat ashamed about.

Thats something called a fetish. As long as the hentai isn't....pedophilish, you shouldn't be ashamed. Im ALMOST the same as you on that subject though. (real stuff is better but I get tired of seeing a guys ass every ten seconds when I want the woman only.)

Coming from one who likes loli and will defend it against those who claim it to be another form of child porn, how exactly do I get loli that isn't pedoish?

I had a brain fart
Apparently I didn't even notice you put Loli in the sentence there. Plus, even then I don't even know what it means.

I like porn, I like hentai, but I most certainly do not like pedophilia.

 

[Julianking93]

Apparently I didn't even notice you put Loli in the sentence there. Plus, even then I don't even know what it means.

I like porn, I like hentai, but I most certainly do not like pedophilia.

Ah. Well then.

Yeah, it's pretty pedoish. I mean, I'll admit it depicts children having sex but they're only drawings so I guess it's not full pedophilia.

Does it help any if I only like it if it goes under the tag of "happy sex"?

 

[Fursnake]

Being bald to the crown of my head. Sucks and people seem to point me out for it which is really ignorant and just intentionally disrespectful.

 

[Terminate421]

Apparently I didn't even notice you put Loli in the sentence there. Plus, even then I don't even know what it means.

I like porn, I like hentai, but I most certainly do not like pedophilia.

Ah. Well then.

Yeah, it's pretty pedoish. I mean, I'll admit it depicts children having sex but they're only drawings so I guess it's not full pedophilia.

Does it help any if I only like it if it goes under the tag of "happy sex"?

I really don't care either way. I hate people for what they do to me. Not what they do to themselves. (I won't hate you for liking what you like, but attempt to get me to like something I don't and we've got a problem)

I guess seeing as how this is an embarassment thread, I might as well say Im embarassed to find out I talk sometimes and not even know what Im talking about.

 

[Julianking93]

I really don't care either way. I hate people for what they do to me. Not what they do to themselves. (I won't hate you for liking what you like, but attempt to get me to like something I don't and we've got a problem)

I guess seeing as how this is an embarassment thread, I might as well say Im embarassed to find out I talk sometimes and not even know what Im talking about.

Oh, well I'm in no way trying to get you to like it. I'm merely expressing my opinions about it.

 

[Jedamethis]

I may have a crush on somebody on here, despite having only seen them for a very short time.

I'm flattered, but my heart belongs to another.

I knew I'd get at least 2 of these posts >.<

Hooray for the obvious jokes. Don't feel embarrassed. As you can tell loads of people have crushes on people.

I wonder if anyone has a crush on me...

Stranger things have happened

I don't think they have. Nothing is worse than liking someone and not knowing if they like you too.

Yup. Except the obvious things of death, loss of honour, and rape etc.

 

[Shippy]

Ah. Well then.

Yeah, it's pretty pedoish. I mean, I'll admit it depicts children having sex but they're only drawings so I guess it's not full pedophilia.

Does it help any if I only like it if it goes under the tag of "happy sex"?

don't sweat it i'm a bit of a loli fan too generally the comedic ones it's a fetish cartoon thing in the same way that people who read futanari aren't hot for hermaphrodites people who read loli aren't hot for children

 

[Terminate421]

I really don't care either way. I hate people for what they do to me. Not what they do to themselves. (I won't hate you for liking what you like, but attempt to get me to like something I don't and we've got a problem)

I guess seeing as how this is an embarassment thread, I might as well say Im embarassed to find out I talk sometimes and not even know what Im talking about.

Oh, well I'm in no way trying to get you to like it. I'm merely expressing my opinions about it.

And for that Im fine with it.
Once again, I had a misunderstanding, now I feel embarassed as some people might have thought I liked it. Whatever.
Off to watch Pirates of the Carribean, Im bored now.

 

[hottsaucekid]

I have ALOT of gray hair at 15. i turn really red when people mention it. /embarrassed

 

[Julianking93]

More still, I'm a damn good writer and a pretty good at drawing, but I always feel guilty for not being good at things that actually matter. I blow royal dick at Math, not a good thing when you're still in Highschool.

Don't feel bad. Maths is overrated as fuck. Just get a damn calculator. It works all the same.

Besides, I'd say writing and drawing are far better skills than maths. Perhaps it's because I myself am a good writer/drawer and I tell myself they matter to feel better but nonetheless, it's a useful skill especially considering my career choice I'm pursuing.

 

[Asturiel]

Also that I am a misanthrope. And that I have been sexually perverted twice while I was a kid, once when I had 5 and when I had twelve. And I am male and I was perverted by another guy.

So, yeah. I hate people, and if you noticed nearly everything I have mentioned is actually related into why...

That's fucked up man, I know this means pretty much nothing but I'm genuinely sorry that your childhood had to be destroyed like that. If it means anything *pats* and would you like to go hunting? (Not for animals)

*Gives Shotgun*

- I hug my roommate's cat when nobody is looking.

There's something wrong with hugging a cat?

OT: Hmmm, things I am embarrassed about... probably the hentai to an extent... and the fact that I masturbate at a rate that somewhat embarrasses me.

But one of the more embarrassing things I do is liking terrible love stories for being just that. Bad at telling the love story. Such is the reason I love the High School Musical series and sometimes listen to the songs. It may stem from the fact I am incredibly lonely because I can't be with the person who owns me heart but *shrug*.

 

[Doctor Pealz]

I lived in a fire engine for three years. doesnt sound embarrassing but it truly is. The unexplainable shame stays with you forever.