Most embarrassing thing you have said to a girl.

[BrainDead UKDM]

Ohhhhh soooo sooo soo many.

1: To girl I hadn't seen for awhile.
Me: hey hows you? *looks at belly* ohh so how long you got left?
Her: I haven't. It's all me.....
Me: Ahh... well I'm late for work...etc..

2. About a guy down our local skatepark.
Lads: **** was in such a shitty mood yesterday.
Me: What was wrong?
Lads: Something about his sister getting raped
Me: Why's he upset then? did he get caught?
Lads: WHAT THE F*CK DUDE?!
ME: opps...

3. To a girl about her boyfriend>
Me: So he's going to prison for 2-3 years? I give you 3months till you cheat on him.
Her: *some random shouting that could have been words*

1month and a few weeks later see her with another guy....
NOW if ANY of you can top this I will eat my hat lol
Me: I was right wasn't I...

We didn't talk for the best part of 3 years...

 

[Harlemura]

"I hope you don't get hit by a car".
No, I don't ever wonder why I don't have a girlfriend.

 

[BrainDead UKDM]

Oh I easily win this. Girl I'd been kissing for about an hour in a nightclub asks me my name, so I ask her hers. What do I say next?

"Sarah? That's my mums name!"

So yeah, 19 years of being single and still counting.

Called a girl her mates name during sex...

her mate fancied me

 

[Eliam_Dar]

"I love you"
It scared the fuck out of her.

this, I said it only twice in my life, the first time to a girl who after that ridiculized me for a while. And to my current girlfriend, who said it back to me... =)

 

[Gather]

Edit: For on topic? Hah, most embarrassing things said to a girl. Spine, what was the last embarrassing thing I said to a girl, spin? Where are you spine... Oh well; I guess it's out drinking.

(...I can talk to the opposite gender, just that I have trouble saying the lines that I would get embarrassed over)

I once told a girl my feelings for her weren't entirely platonic. Apologising all the while.
THAT WAS PRETTY AWKWARD

That she revealed she liked me in return only made everything worse.
If I ever get a crush on anyone again, I am stamping that shit out before it becomes a problem. Confessing is the worst thing ever.

Wait, I don't get it... You told her you liked her, and she told you she liked you back, and that's a bad thing??

Doesn't have to be bad to be awkward (Or embarrassing/bad). Confessing your feelings for a person really dials up your vulnerability count to 11 (12 for some people).

..As for making it worse, hell if I know. To take a stab at it; you took the leap and you prepared yourself so freaking much that it would fail burn and crash that it goes into worst case scenario mode (She kicks you in the nads and laughs) that it only got more awkward as you are even more stumped than before

 

[Lemon Of Life]

Can't remember for myself, but my friend asked a girl, in an attempt to flirt with her, what subjects she did at school.

 

[Nickisimo]

Someone whose into me comes and finds me, walks in and closes the door, gives me the "let's do the horizontal mamba" look.

"Hey, [name removed]! I'm just getting another drink. Let's go see what everyone else is doing!"

Missed an easy notch on the belt with that smooth display.

 

[NLS]

I was 18 and asked 2 girls how old they were. "21 and 22" they replied, to which I said "Oh, I thought you were more like 16-17 perhaps"

 

[spookydom]

"Do you want to go halfs on a bastard?"

 

[AngloDoom]

"I'm really sorry, but can you stop bending over like that? I can see right through your cleavage."
"Well, you shouldn't be looking then" she replied, with a little giggle-grin.
"Well", I replied, "if you weren't so short, and you didn't wear shirts too small for you, my eyes wouldn't be drawn to it."

Stunned silence as we both realised what I said, followed by a grin to try and pass it off as a joke. Somehow got away with it.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

I was about 13 and doing a science experiment with a girl who was being really moody. I turned around to her and said, "I really, REALLY need you to get off your period so you can think properly and do some god damn work!"

I got a slap and looking back on it, I wouldn't dare say anything like that to a woman again.

Oh snap! That's awesome, thank you for that one, I'm so gonna use that once. (All the girls in my class are pissed 24 hours a day.)

I have actually never said anything embarassing around a girl.
BUT I have done something embarassing though:

I was on my way into a room during some kind of social thingy (Where lots of teenagers comes and just hangs out in the evenings) when I hit the doorstep with my foot. I fell with my hands in front of me and accidentally grabbed the boob of a girl I know.
There was an awkward silence for about 10 seconds before she laughed to end the silence.
We don't talk anymore.

 

[crudus]

"Sure I would love to eat you out.....eat out with you. fuck."

"Your moustache is distracting me"

I really don't advise this one unless you are a connoisseur of feminine rage.

I knew a girl with a mustache. It was distracting.

When I was in a really bad mood I said this.

'I'm sorry, I can't go out to town with you. Why? Because I really, really don't like you. Even as a person.'

I felt so bad after that..

Well you shouldn't. If you don't life someone you shouldn't have qualms about telling them.

 

[spelguru]

So after I got my first rejection from a female classmate, I asked another. I was a bit of a social outcast. I guess she pitied me and said yes to socializing. No sex or anything. I liked her because she was nice and from what she had told me good with a computer.

So one of her friends ask me later why I asked her and I replied "för att hon är snabb med musen" ('cuz she's quick with the mouse'), referring to the computer device. Of course, in swedish it was slang for female genitalia... Things got alot more frosty after that, including a powerful slap.

 

[wraithian]

The most embarrassing, not for her, but for my own ethical sense of being...

"I normally don't ask a married woman to lunch, but..."

In my defense, her (now ex) husband was an abusive dick, and she needed that bit of strength (needed to feel attractive, empowered to live her life as she chooses) to get out of the relationship.

 

[Bealzibob]

Well... I suppose it would be last year.

I was going out with a chick far more sexually active than me so I was kind shy in that sense. She'd been trying to get me to have phone sex for the last few days but I'm pretty terrible as far as erotic slashfic goes. So anyway, I wake up around 11 one morning and I get a text saying "If you woke up next to me what would you do?". So I thought fuck it lets try something erotic and text back this saucy piece "Same as the night before, make passionate love to you and eat you out".

Thats when I got the next text, "you know who this is right"... It was a school friend (A chick) who I become friends with a month or so earlier...

I'm still not sure why on earth she texted me that though... oh and she liked me at the time. I know this cause she was one of several girls giving me evil stares after I started going out with the school scank... xD

 

[YouBecame]

"If I were straight you would so be mine!"

I tried a long time to prove I wasnt gay, even throwing in the line "I'll prove it to you *wink* "

Worst f**king chat up line ever.

 

[Chris^^]

having to explain to a girl how to give a handjob, she'd been trying and just couldn't figure it out. It was really uncomfortable having to tell her to stop and explain what she was doing wrong. If I hadn't though she'd probably have twisted it off..

 

[Not-here-anymore]

"i...am in desperate...DESPERATE need... of a girlfriend... and you looked so... well ...um... oh shit". just a warning to anyone out on the pull, that isn't a good line to pull on anyone.

Heh... This would be a lot funnier if I hadn't done this myself...

I've occasionally played a game with friends where we spend the evening suggesting cheesy chat-up lines for each other to use. So, any night where I've done that probably wins. Personal favourite?
"That dress looks great on you. It would look even better accelerating towards the floor at 9.81 metres per second squared"
Does not work, even if you're talking to a physicist.

The most embarrassing thing I have heard anyone say to a girl though, was when a friend of mine was on the pull - he was obsessed/strange enough to keep count of the number of girls he'd pulled in the year, and it was a white t-shirt party - you wear a plain white t-shirt, and people write on it. So someone had written "33 pulls - will you be number 34?" on it.
Whilst dancing with a girl who was slightly shocked by the above slogan, he cracked out this line:
"You may be number 34, but you'll always be number 1 to me"
The single most embarrassing thing I have heard a human being utter. And it worked, somehow...

 

[AllLagNoFrag]

Well, I have said alot of embarrassing things and some even had positive results. Therefore, I am going to have to go with a text, that ended up with me and my friend fighting it out.

It was during class and he was texting a girl that I knew he liked but she wanted to take it slow. He just kept telling me about it " She is really direct and wants to take it slow, Im all cool with it but, dont know when to start speeding it up." Being a prick and wanting to 'help' my friend, I waited till he was away asking the teacher on how to do a question. I grabbed his phone from under his pencilcase and texted "Hey, Im really attracted to you and want to speed it up, no need to be frigid, phone sex would be a great start."

Now this is where I fucked up, the girls name is Mel (Mellisa) and right next to it on contacts was Mum. Yep, I sent it to Mum.

Moments later he returned and his phone vibrated. Picked it up and had the "wtf" look on his face. I tried my best to hold in the laughter then said "so what she say?" He just made me look at the screen and there it said "CALL ME -Mum"

Right there I knew I fucked up big time. I really dont want to type out the whole story but, yea, he has a mother that thinks sites like myspace and tagged is just a way for teenagers to view softcore porn etc.

In the end, our friends found out and we resolved the conflict. Till this day, we still remain good friends

Oh and he explained the situation to his girlfriend and they had a good laugh about it. So in a way I DID help
PS: wow, felt like typing a life story. If you read it, good for you *gives cookie*

 

[HardkorSB]

I remember meeting a really dumb, but pretty girl in a club once and saying something like:
"Would you like to fuck now or do I have to date you first?"
I think that was about 8 years ago.
I was a douche back then.