MIne's a bit sad. This cute girl in High School was talking about how much she liked me, and I replied "You dated one of my friends, I can't date you," even though I kinda dug the girl a bit. I was lauded as a hero by the friend, but I felt really bad because I didn't know how much I may have hurt her feelings and she was really nice :-(
Most embarrassing thing you have said to a girl.
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Primary school, some after school social club, my cool friend and his cousin had been chatting with this prissy but nonetheless pretty girl, so little Jon mutters, twenty minutes into the conversation, "...what was your name again?" Somewhat ironic though. I'd always got her name mixed up calling her "Laura" because her actual name, "Lana" was so bloody odd. My pal bust out laughing and the girl wandered off confused.
Totally unfair. I was the only one smart enough to fix the damn jamned Connect 4!
Didn't bother going again after that.
That said, that's definitely not the most embarrasing thing. I'm fortunate enough from my constant failure in youth to have developed and extreme resistance to embarrasment. Still hesitate of course but usually I lack sense to think about the stuff beforehand too much.
Oh, yeah. I was at an old people party and there was this quite nice looking chick. Requested a song, Paolo Nuttini's pencil full of lead, wandered over, started conversation... "Mind if I sit down...?" All was going well. Started mocking the horrible DJ. Still going well, then she splutters her drink all over herself. Going extremely well. If she's nervous then I must be hot! Then I run out of anything to say at all and she starts checking her phone to avoid looking me in the eye. "Right... I'll see ya later then!"
I then promptly went and got hammered. Was a total textbook fail.
Totally unfair. I was the only one smart enough to fix the damn jamned Connect 4!
Didn't bother going again after that.
That said, that's definitely not the most embarrasing thing. I'm fortunate enough from my constant failure in youth to have developed and extreme resistance to embarrasment. Still hesitate of course but usually I lack sense to think about the stuff beforehand too much.
Oh, yeah. I was at an old people party and there was this quite nice looking chick. Requested a song, Paolo Nuttini's pencil full of lead, wandered over, started conversation... "Mind if I sit down...?" All was going well. Started mocking the horrible DJ. Still going well, then she splutters her drink all over herself. Going extremely well. If she's nervous then I must be hot! Then I run out of anything to say at all and she starts checking her phone to avoid looking me in the eye. "Right... I'll see ya later then!"
I then promptly went and got hammered. Was a total textbook fail.
I was 25 years old, and I told a girl I loved her. At an office party. While she was sitting next to her boyfriend. And I was massively drunk. No idea how I picked her, honestly. She was nice enough, but quite apart from having had the same boyfriend since I met her she just wasn't someone I had any interest in. Our conversations would have been brief, awkward and infrequent.
My friend got similar to that. This girl he had met ages ago for some reason remembered his name and he thought he had a chance. He says "Hey I still don't know your name." She says "Yeah", "So are you gonna enlighten me?", "No".Wahful said:
I then had to explain to him that a girl refusing to tell you her name is definitely a rejection.
AllLagNoFrag said:Well, I have said alot of embarrassing things and some even had positive results. Therefore, I am going to have to go with a text, that ended up with me and my friend fighting it out.
It was during class and he was texting a girl that I knew he liked but she wanted to take it slow. He just kept telling me about it " She is really direct and wants to take it slow, Im all cool with it but, dont know when to start speeding it up." Being a prick and wanting to 'help' my friend, I waited till he was away asking the teacher on how to do a question. I grabbed his phone from under his pencilcase and texted "Hey, Im really attracted to you and want to speed it up, no need to be frigid, phone sex would be a great start."
Now this is where I fucked up, the girls name is Mel (Mellisa) and right next to it on contacts was Mum. Yep, I sent it to Mum.
Moments later he returned and his phone vibrated. Picked it up and had the "wtf" look on his face. I tried my best to hold in the laughter then said "so what she say?" He just made me look at the screen and there it said "CALL ME -Mum"
Right there I knew I fucked up big time. I really dont want to type out the whole story but, yea, he has a mother that thinks sites like myspace and tagged is just a way for teenagers to view softcore porn etc.
In the end, our friends found out and we resolved the conflict. Till this day, we still remain good friends
Oh and he explained the situation to his girlfriend and they had a good laugh about it. So in a way I DID help
PS: wow, felt like typing a life story. If you read it, good for you *gives cookie*
That's the kind of thing that just gets funnier the further away from when it happened you are
Ooooh cookie! *Om nom nom*
"Video games don't consume my life. Video games ARE my life."
I basically just sprayed myself with a whole can of anti-girl... spray. What the fuck was I thinking?
I basically just sprayed myself with a whole can of anti-girl... spray. What the fuck was I thinking?
I tried to ask a French girl out in French. I wanted to say, "I would like to go eat with you." Instead I said, "I would like to eat you." Needless to say we never actually got to do either.
me and a friend were drunk one night and he decided to call is gf, who had just got back from holiday and detail all the things he wanted to do to her while she had been away. Afterwards I heard the voice on the phone saying 'You do realise Sarah comes back next week?'
i was once asked out by what can only be described as a gorilla. before hand she had said that if i replied no to her request she would kill me. when she asked i replied "you might as well kill me now". i don't think she understood the context in which i was referencing. a slap ensued
I remember that. That was Louise right?AngloDoom said:
One thing I remember was, upon being shown a friends baby, being asked "Isn't she cute?". I should have replied "yes". Instead I said "Well, I think babies are ugly in general." That was an awkward moment. Awkward and seething with hatred on her part.
There was also a time where I saw a female friend of mine walking down the street, so I went up behind her and picked her up, saying "Your coming with me!"
5 minutes, a slap and a lot of apologising later, I really wished I hadn't made a complete stranger think I was a rapist.
the worst thing i ever said to a girl was probably my ex.at least its the worst one that i can remember. we were just talking (when we were going out)and she said"I'd Love to have a lip piercing" i had just watched pulp fiction the day before and i said"why because it helps with felatio?" i didnt mean to say it and luckily she didnt kno what i was talkig about and i refuse to tell her even tho we broke up.
Some girl asked me, "Wow, you have a moustache!"
I don't have one, it's just that I have dark hair and pale skin. And it really, really annoys me when people say that.
Annoyed, I replied "So does my grandma, point being?"
Kind of embarassing to the girl's part, but I think it's a great comeback.
I don't have one, it's just that I have dark hair and pale skin. And it really, really annoys me when people say that.
Annoyed, I replied "So does my grandma, point being?"
Kind of embarassing to the girl's part, but I think it's a great comeback.