Most embarrassing thing you have said to a girl.

[Mythbhavd]

After a summer as a camp counselor to kids between 6-8, the first day back to college, I asked a girl who had just come out of the bathroom if she'd washed her hands.

 

[gurall200]

"want to !@#$?"

Now I didn't say that, she did.... unfortunately she was being sarcastic and in my infinite wisdom I said

"Okay"

the next five minutes were full of the most awkward silence imaginable.

 

[traineesword]

hmm, i'm trying to decide... recently, the weather has been pretty hot here and i was walking around with this girl who was wearing a relativly short-cut dress. there was a bit of wind and her dress kept blowing around, to which i'd politely look away as she sorted herself out. she said "ah, i feel so stupid wearing this dress! just in the wind its... arrghh"
to which i replied "oh, its fine you wearing that, its hot... that is to say, the weather is hot, not you in the... well you do look attractive but i... you know what, i'm going to shut up before i inevitably give you a reason to slap me"

fortunatly, my unneccessary clarrification got me a laugh rather than a slap so it worked out.


another time was at an informal Church organised dance. This girl came up to me and started enthusiastically talking to me. she knew who i was, quite a bit of background about me, so i assumed that we'd met before and had chatted a lot. but for the life of me, i could not remember her face, never mind her name or where i'd met her. after about 10 minutes of talking to her (i'm impressed i kept it up that long) i interupted her and said
"i am so sorry, this will make me sound like the worst person ever, but i do not have the slightest clue as to who you are"

Oddly though, i'm very good friends with that girl now, and we still laugh about it. supposedly, we met at another Church activity in the summer beforehand and became friends there. and i don't drink or anything, so i don't know why i have absolutely no memories of meeting her there (i remember everything else about it xP). So i think of this situation as our "introduction" xD

so yeah.. i can't think of any more of the very embarressing moments i've had with girls... so pick between one of the 2

 

[maninahat]

I haven't done anything memorable, though I remember an enemy of a friend once did the dumbest thing:

The guy (we'll call him Dick for now) really liked this girl, but she clearly wasn't interested. So, Dick came up with a wonderful plan. He decided to write an entire play to put on for the entire school. He arranged it so that he would play the principle character, complete with a heartwarming, passionate situation to better play him towards the audience's sympathy. He also arranged the seating on the night of the show, so that when the girl of his desires would turn up, she would have a front row seat. F

finally, at the climax of the performance on the night, he did the unthinkable. He got down on one knee in front of the girl, broke character, and asked her out in front of the entire school:

Dick: "will you go out with me?"
Girl: "No. Just no."

 

[Chamale]

I don't tend to say embarrassing things to girls, largely because I don't ever look at girls as people to date. I mean, I would like to be in a romantic relationship, but I tend to approach girls as friends until the point where it would be awkward to go ask them out.

Girls have said embarrassing things to me occasionally, but more usually it's more of a matter of openly talking about sexual things to each other while pretending I'm not there. I also have some rather, shall we say, non-discreet friends who need to be reminded what is and isn't private on Facebook.

 

[132635]

thats tragic. mine isnt the worst. i was with a girl, we were paintballing, and, by some fluke, i accidentally called her manly

 

[swolf]

"How do your nipples react to the cold?" I had just met her about 5 minutes before (my black mohawk caught her attention...don't have it anymore, changed to a high and tight since then) and we had gotten onto the subject of nipple piercings. I was trying to explain that it hurt during the winter because the nerves would cringe around the metal (yeah, it was improperly done...what can I say? My friends and I were...let's say "intoxicated" and had sterile piercing needles...hmm, that's quite similar to the story behind how I got the mohawk) Um, so yeah, I then explained that it ended up infected and I had to remove it. She has a good sense of humor and now we're married and have a daughter.

One time I ran up and smacked a girls ass really hard because she looked like my best friend from behind...it wasn't her.

Just a tip that I learned from being taught how to shoot a rifle, it's important to ALWAYS identify your target first. So, did you get slapped, pepper-sprayed, tazed, or was it just an awkward introduction followed by you walking away embarassed?

conefessing to my gf that i once had sex with a dog

*stunned* I...honestly don't know how to reply. Why? Couldn't you have well, taken other measures such as self-gratification?

 

[theamazingbean]

"I don't have herpes, that's just a tick bite."

 

[teisjm]

No, i don't wanna go dancing, to be honest i've had way to much to drink and need to go puke, c-ya. Said in a way more drunk manner.
That or a shitload of stuff about sex invloving midgets and donkeys, but thats only to girls i know well, who alrady knows i've got a perverted mind, and a mouth even worse.

'Wow your surprisingly short' Said by me yesterday to a girl i'd just met, not quite sure what i was thinking at the time but atleast i then justified it by telling her it was a good thing because she didnt have to eat as much to survive and was less likely to fall through ice.

Yeh i'm a stud.

You should been aware that the extremely obvious comeback for that is "i've heard you are as well" but then again, that could prolly be turned around yet again.

 

[katsabas]

About a summer ago, back home, there was a girl that started making eyes with me every time I got out of the hotel room. She seemed nice enough and about my age (19 at the time) so we started talking and the awkward point went like this:

Me: So, what type of university are you in?
Her: Umm, no type. I have a year to finish High School.
Me: Which means that would put you in the age of...
Her: 13.

Things got worse cause her mother showed up and started chatting with me. Brrrrrrrrrrr.

 

[A Pious Cultist]

my fave rurde thing to say is hey slut has youre left leg ever met your right one? gets em every time

Excuse me, but are you ten?

 

[Airsoftslayer93]

I love you, its pretty much the worst thing you can say to a girl, escpecially because we were really good friends at the time, we hardly ever talk any more

 

[black-magic]

Does it count if it was to a mixed crowd?
When I was in grade 4 I was giving a presentation on west Virginia and mispronounced it.

 

[dangitall]

There was this nice girl that my friend wanted me to help him ask her out. So...
Me: Um... Hey.
Her: Hi.
Me: So how's life (we kinda know each other so that we are friends, kind of.)
Her: Good, how's yours.
*conversation continues for 5 minutes about miscellaneous stuff*
Me: So my friend....
You can tell how the conversation went afterwards.

 

[swolf]

conefessing to my gf that i once had sex with a dog

All i can say to that is "what the fuck".

its true
im a sad sad person

That isn't even something you should tell on the internet. Keep those secrets in a barricaded closet full of secrets where no one can find them.

Yeah, I agree with you. That's something that's not socially acceptable. I just...he (or she? I don't know, they didn't state in their posts or on their profile.) should keep that private unless he finds fellow...beastiality enjoying people...to me "bark" (and other animal noises) mean "no". I mean, I think people should enjoy their unique fetishes but that's one I'm not comfortable with or hearing about.

About a summer ago, back home, there was a girl that started making eyes with me every time I got out of the hotel room. She seemed nice enough and about my age (19 at the time) so we started talking and the awkward point went like this:

Me: So, what type of university are you in?
Her: Umm, no type. I have a year to finish High School.
Me: Which means that would put you in the age of...
Her: 13.

Things got worse cause her mother showed up and started chatting with me. Brrrrrrrrrrr.

RUN!!! Don't look back!!! Just keep running!!! I've never had that situation while I was over 18 (dated older women, 20+ to be on the safe side) but I know how you got confused. When I was 15, I met a 14 yr old who truly appeared to be in her early 20s. I thought she was somebody's older sister or something so I started talking to her as such. When I learned her age (remember, I was 15 at the time) I started flirting with her but the party was ending.

 

[Paddin]

Get ready for the avoidance of your life, son. You may want to avert your eyes, this shit is about to get real.
No turning back now, you have brought on the pain. The pain of thymoanesthesia. The gauntlet has been thrown down like rancid meat covered in spiders. Dig your heels in and steel your jaw, ************, it's coming at you like the fourth of July.

I have no idea why, but I could not stop laughing at that

 

[Mistermixmaster]

Well, mine is a combo of said and done.

I was on a vacation to USA to watch a NASCAR race in California, and the day before the race I was walking around, looking for any interresting stores nearby. While looking I am about to walk past three girls around my age talking about something when one of them said "Slap my ass and call me Sally". (Now, it would be important to tell y'all that I sometimes do as I'm told without thinking.) You can probably guess what happened as I said "Hi Sally". I got a couple of ugly/surprised looks from them so I started to walk away quickly while being embarrassed that I actually did that...

But the story doesn't end there! The day after, at the NASCAR race, I met her again in front of one of the stand selling burgers before the race started. I tried to just walk past with an embarrassed look on my face, but she stopped me. I apologized to her and we actually talked for quite a bit

 

[MegaManOfNumbers]

"Hello, my name is [insert name here]."

I suck BALLS with communicating with women.

 

[traineesword]

So after I got my first rejection from a female classmate, I asked another. I was a bit of a social outcast. I guess she pitied me and said yes to socializing. No sex or anything. I liked her because she was nice and from what she had told me good with a computer.

So one of her friends ask me later why I asked her and I replied "för att hon är snabb med musen" ('cuz she's quick with the mouse'), referring to the computer device. Of course, in swedish it was slang for female genitalia... Things got alot more frosty after that, including a powerful slap.

hahahaha, i love slang and misconception sometimes, its so funny xD sorry to hear you got slapped though, even after attempting to explain. i've got told a similar story, to do with a guy liking his girlfriends little kitten i wonder if you can guess how he said that xD

having to explain to a girl how to give a handjob, she'd been trying and just couldn't figure it out. It was really uncomfortable having to tell her to stop and explain what she was doing wrong. If I hadn't though she'd probably have twisted it off..

hahaha, thats brilliant xD hahaha, love your avatar and your post