Most embarrassing thing you have said to a girl.
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a friend of mine said "Damn, girl, you got a fatty!" to a co-worker on a dare. he got a date out of it, somehow...
i, on the other hand, quite famously wandered into the girl's bathroom while shouting "I love this stuff!" in high school. it wasn't meant for a specific girl (or really any girl at all...) but it was pretty fucking embarrassing.
i, on the other hand, quite famously wandered into the girl's bathroom while shouting "I love this stuff!" in high school. it wasn't meant for a specific girl (or really any girl at all...) but it was pretty fucking embarrassing.
It was to someone that was a bit of a stranger but it was so damn awkward!!
I was out with a friend and some friends of friends I had never met until then (and you know how sometimes when you're introduced to someone, you sometimes arent really sure of their name even though you're around them all day?), and we were talking about why parents would ever call their children certain names, and I said 'One name I just don't understand is Ruth - what parent in their right mind would call their child Ruth!?'
que VERY awkward silence as I figured out one of the friends of my friend was called Ruth...
I was out with a friend and some friends of friends I had never met until then (and you know how sometimes when you're introduced to someone, you sometimes arent really sure of their name even though you're around them all day?), and we were talking about why parents would ever call their children certain names, and I said 'One name I just don't understand is Ruth - what parent in their right mind would call their child Ruth!?'
que VERY awkward silence as I figured out one of the friends of my friend was called Ruth...
When I was 18 a chick who I had recently become friends with introduced me to her sister. I had just graduated from high school and so had my friend so when I met her sister...
Me: Hey, what college are you going to?
Her: I'm 14...
Me. Damn girl! You've got a hell of a body for 14!
I'm usually relatively smooth around the ladies, but that was a low point for me. For the record, I'm actually still good friends with the both of them. Also for the record, both are smokin' hot.
Me: Hey, what college are you going to?
Her: I'm 14...
Me. Damn girl! You've got a hell of a body for 14!
I'm usually relatively smooth around the ladies, but that was a low point for me. For the record, I'm actually still good friends with the both of them. Also for the record, both are smokin' hot.
I was sitting in my English class. I was talking to the girl I had been crushing on for about half a year when we somehow ended up talking about prom.
"I don't like prom," She said "Too many people."
I replied very calmly "And can I ask you if you'd go to prom with me?"
Without waiting for a split-second she said "I'd say no."
Ouch! I actually find this funny and relieving
"I don't like prom," She said "Too many people."
I replied very calmly "And can I ask you if you'd go to prom with me?"
Without waiting for a split-second she said "I'd say no."
Ouch! I actually find this funny and relieving
YAY COOKIE!! Omnomnom.AllLagNoFrag said:Well, I have said alot of embarrassing things and some even had positive results. Therefore, I am going to have to go with a text, that ended up with me and my friend fighting it out.
It was during class and he was texting a girl that I knew he liked but she wanted to take it slow. He just kept telling me about it " She is really direct and wants to take it slow, Im all cool with it but, dont know when to start speeding it up." Being a prick and wanting to 'help' my friend, I waited till he was away asking the teacher on how to do a question. I grabbed his phone from under his pencilcase and texted "Hey, Im really attracted to you and want to speed it up, no need to be frigid, phone sex would be a great start."
Now this is where I fucked up, the girls name is Mel (Mellisa) and right next to it on contacts was Mum. Yep, I sent it to Mum.
Moments later he returned and his phone vibrated. Picked it up and had the "wtf" look on his face. I tried my best to hold in the laughter then said "so what she say?" He just made me look at the screen and there it said "CALL ME -Mum"
Right there I knew I fucked up big time. I really dont want to type out the whole story but, yea, he has a mother that thinks sites like myspace and tagged is just a way for teenagers to view softcore porn etc.
In the end, our friends found out and we resolved the conflict. Till this day, we still remain good friends
Oh and he explained the situation to his girlfriend and they had a good laugh about it. So in a way I DID help
PS: wow, felt like typing a life story. If you read it, good for you *gives cookie*
Damn funny tho, I bet you had some explaining to do to the mum as well
hahaha
When I was fourteen, a girl asked me out. The problem? I was Mormon at the time, and Mormon's aren't allowed to date until they're sixteen. *coughsuchbullshitcough* Anyways, I didn't do a very good job explaining this to her. She had to have felt rejected <_<
Luftwaffles said:
I got you pal.
OT: After a biology, genetics lab, where we were paired up to roll a die and find out what our kid would look like (which is awkward already), I told her "It was a pleasure making babies with you", paused, then stammered out an apology.
Whatever, she thought it was funny
no i had already posted the most embarassing thing i had ever said to a girl and i meant to quote someone else
What the..... please tell me you atleast wore protectionsombod said:knight steel said:
On a scale of 1-10, how hard did she slap you? Or was it just an evil look that burnt into your soul? lolhypercube said:
And how did that girl respond? Just end the fun there and there or did you cop a slap to make you feel better? I hope it ended wellBrainDead UKDM said:Called a girl her mates name during sex...Daveman said:
her mate fancied me
Best reply to that I've heard sofar, and I agree, there are other measures to relieve the.... urges....Girl With One Eye said:
As for me nothing comes to mind right now, could be I've buried them for good lol
The first time I tried BDSM. Just, the whole thing. And the second time too. So many embarrassing things were said and done. Just remembering it fills me with shame. Completely ruined that relationship. But some good came out of it at least. If things didn't go so horrible then, I probably wouldn't have gotten more into it and I would've ended up treating it as a fetish rather than a lifestyle.
I was going to meet a few friends when my girlfriend spots me from across the street, I don't see her (short sighted win) and she must have gone covert ops or something because i walked right past her without realising. Then she jumps out at me and grabs me, I pull her wrist and get her off me whilst shouting 'You touch me again and I'll break your f*cking neck!'. Good times...
This wasn't me, but I heard this guy tell a girl (Who had glasses for as long as I can remember and the two of them had been seeing them for a bit) "I never realized you had glasses!"....
Just wow.
Just wow.