Most embarrassing thing you have said to a girl.
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Nothing. It was a weird situation, where I was doing some math stuff during free time between classes. A girl sits at the table and said something. I replied, but never really took even half of my attention away from my math problems. Par for the course, the "conversation" turned into an awkward silence and that's that.
This unfortunate dialogue came at the most....intimate of moments
"hey baby, you're gonna have to get off for a minute"
"why?"
"I gotta pee"
"hey baby, you're gonna have to get off for a minute"
"why?"
"I gotta pee"
Strangely for me I can't think of any at the moment, but thats probably because I've blocked them all out.
my fave rurde thing to say is hey slut has youre left leg ever met your right one? gets em every time
Well my most embarrasing story with a boy:
Me and one of my friends were in a bar. There was an attractive guy looking at us and my friend encouraged me to go and talk to him (I've never approached a guy at a bar before). Anyway I went up to him and said something lame like "did you see something you liked", he replied "yeah...your friend is hot".
*facepalm*
Me and one of my friends were in a bar. There was an attractive guy looking at us and my friend encouraged me to go and talk to him (I've never approached a guy at a bar before). Anyway I went up to him and said something lame like "did you see something you liked", he replied "yeah...your friend is hot".
*facepalm*
Don't lose hope ^_^ I've been through multiple loves and i've got my soul mate now because I kept hanging on and hoping, it can eventually happen though. Screw your friends, it's nothing to be embarrassed about :3iLikeHippos said:
Mine isn't said, but more of a general thing, a friend I had online that I met a couple of weeks later, we went to an art gallery before going in a dark screening room where nobody was and made out for a couple of hours and I tried to... Well advance slightly too far, it's a long story and there's a lot to it, but it made her eventually uncomfortable so we stopped and yeah.. We were still great friends after that though ^_^
Actually, I can't think of any.
My pre-teen years I don't remember, but then the whole distinction doesn't really exist that much, and for my teen years I've mostly been a loner. Haven't really made too many friends, I can't say I'm all that interested in making friends among people who share none of my interests.
So I ended up with a strange clique that was a mix of nerds various GLBT people. Which on average I've found my cooler then most straights - they tend to be more fun to hang around with, they're usually not as much bullshit moralfags as some people are.
Considering that half of my conversations were either nerdy, discussing D&D and fantasy with one of my best friends ( a girl)and making sarcastic comments about star wars at one star wars fanatic, and the other half - discussing politics and masturbation with lesbians and gays...
Yeah, I can't really come up with something.
My pre-teen years I don't remember, but then the whole distinction doesn't really exist that much, and for my teen years I've mostly been a loner. Haven't really made too many friends, I can't say I'm all that interested in making friends among people who share none of my interests.
So I ended up with a strange clique that was a mix of nerds various GLBT people. Which on average I've found my cooler then most straights - they tend to be more fun to hang around with, they're usually not as much bullshit moralfags as some people are.
Considering that half of my conversations were either nerdy, discussing D&D and fantasy with one of my best friends ( a girl)and making sarcastic comments about star wars at one star wars fanatic, and the other half - discussing politics and masturbation with lesbians and gays...
Yeah, I can't really come up with something.
People tell me that on a regularly basis (it is quite annoying). I usually go "Really? I AM SHORT! WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME!"savandicus said:
What was your subconscious thinking!crudus said:
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I need to have a better memory...
The only bad thing I've ever said to a girl I did on purpose, fully aware of what would happen:
Me and my friend were at a party and he wanted me to flirt with his crushes ugly friend while he talked to her. Naturally, I was kinda pissed.
After revealing her name as Siobhan I told her that I was Irish as well. My friend, here attempting to blow me out of the water while doing him a favor, said I just had Irish roots and 2 stop pretending(true, but still a dick move, Amirite?).
This is the part where I just went fuck it I'm gonna have fun with this.
So I told her that I was Irish enough to drink Guinness and fall off the roof of the potato farm. While she was still staring at me in shock, I told her that I wasn't really racist.
I HATE EVERYBODY.
According to my previously mentioned friend she's still scared to this day.
I regret nothing.
Me and my friend were at a party and he wanted me to flirt with his crushes ugly friend while he talked to her. Naturally, I was kinda pissed.
After revealing her name as Siobhan I told her that I was Irish as well. My friend, here attempting to blow me out of the water while doing him a favor, said I just had Irish roots and 2 stop pretending(true, but still a dick move, Amirite?).
This is the part where I just went fuck it I'm gonna have fun with this.
So I told her that I was Irish enough to drink Guinness and fall off the roof of the potato farm. While she was still staring at me in shock, I told her that I wasn't really racist.
I HATE EVERYBODY.
According to my previously mentioned friend she's still scared to this day.
I regret nothing.
Well I once said to a girl she had a pimple on her nose, not really embarrising but she *****-slapped me with was. I also told my woman teacher she has a mustasche =P Oh and I asked a girl if I could kiss her feet, I was sarcastic so it was nothing to it, BUT! She told everyone I know at a dinner party that I wanted to kiss her feet which is bad because she's my worst enemy. I will kill her. Oh yeah. I love that *****...
That isn't even something you should tell on the internet. Keep those secrets in a barricaded closet full of secrets where no one can find them.sombod said:
One time I ran up and smacked a girls ass really hard because she looked like my best friend from behind...it wasn't her.
Alright so the other day we were about to record some sounds for our movie. The plan was, I'd be going with Elle (name changed for privacy purposes) around town and record all sorts of stuff.
I knew for a fact she didn't eat properly the last few weeks because there was no time for her to cook so I thought I'd bring something. She was grateful, saying "thank you for thinking about me" to which I spontaneously replied "yeah, happens rarely enough".
That was not very nice of me.
I knew for a fact she didn't eat properly the last few weeks because there was no time for her to cook so I thought I'd bring something. She was grateful, saying "thank you for thinking about me" to which I spontaneously replied "yeah, happens rarely enough".
That was not very nice of me.