Most embarrassing thing you have said to a girl.

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Yureina

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Anytime that I ever have said that I liked someone. Didn't matter if it was romantic or not, that just never really seems to go very well. Thankfully, for all my limits on social interaction, I have managed to learn what not to say relatively quickly, even if many of those cases occur as part of trial and error. Of course, that means little considering I have absolutely no intention of going out to hang out with the people in this bloody town. I can't make friends among the religious types. :(
 

Manicotti

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maninahat said:
I haven't done anything memorable, though I remember an enemy of a friend once did the dumbest thing:

The guy (we'll call him Dick for now) really liked this girl, but she clearly wasn't interested. So, Dick came up with a wonderful plan. He decided to write an entire play to put on for the entire school. He arranged it so that he would play the principle character, complete with a heartwarming, passionate situation to better play him towards the audience's sympathy. He also arranged the seating on the night of the show, so that when the girl of his desires would turn up, she would have a front row seat. F

finally, at the climax of the performance on the night, he did the unthinkable. He got down on one knee in front of the girl, broke character, and asked her out in front of the entire school:

Dick: "will you go out with me?"
Girl: "No. Just no."
Tell Dick to go read Hamlet again. Hamlet gets into a woman's bedroom IMMEDIATELY after the performance of a play he'd written specifically for that someone special in his life, that's how slick he was.
 

Grey_Focks

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it was a showday back in high school, and my friends and I were going over to a girl's house to sled down a giant hill in her backyard (EDIT- just realised how dirty that sounds). As we approached the house we saw the girl and another girl in the front yard, wearing matching coats. Now in my defence, they looked kinda similar, and the one girl was much taller than the other. When we got there, the first thing I said was

"Oh! From a distance I thought you were her mother."

Just a bit awkward.
 

ManiacRaccoon

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Back in High School, a girl I had known from a previous school called my house and left a message saying that she wanted to have sex with me. She was clearly drunk in the message and didn't leave her name or number or anything, so I didn't even know who it was at the time. Later on when I met her in my new school, we became friends again, but she clearly had a drug addiction and had been suspended and supposedly arrested. I wanted her to stop doing drugs so I decided to tell her about the phone call, in order to try and get her to see that it was making her do stupid stuff. Didn't work, awkward silence. Didn't ruin the friendship, she still talked to me the rest of the year and then the one time I met her in college. But I haven't seen her since that time and I never even got up the courage to ask her out.

Only asked one girl out, ever. And, ironically enough, I did that to prove to my other friend how easy it was. I was immediately rejected of course, and I think I would have been even if she had not already had a boyfriend. But it cheered my friend up. I just hope I didn't mention to him that that was the first time I had done it.

I'm even more scared to ask anyone out now. Before I just had to worry about rejection and the girl having a muscular and short-tempered boyfriend. Now there's a good chance anyone could be married too. Procrastination sucks.
 

Penguinness

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One of my mates in my halls had a female friend come stay for a night so they could go drinking. My other mate took an interest in her and a group of us went out, they were getting pretty drunk. Then this guy said the best line ever,and he'd be the least likely guy in the world to say a chatup line or anything cheesy.

He said to her "Let's get fucked, so YOU can get fucked."

She got fucked, but only drink-wise. Ended up puking all over the bathroom.
 

Macrobstar

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I was hanging with a girl at the park and i needed the toilet really bad,and i mean really bad (spicy food bad) so i panicked and the only excuse i could come up with for leaving was "i forgot my hat" :S
 

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EmileeElectro said:
It's not really embarrassing what a girl says to another girl, apart from one time I told some girls I didn't like shopping and they looked like I just said, "So, I killed a puppy last night." Was quite uncomfortable.
How would you know what that reaction looked like unless you had said that before?
 

Musclepunch

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I told the fittest girl in my year, I was "dying for a w*nk" a few weeks back. One reason to double check who you clicked to talk too on facebook chat.
 

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likalaruku said:
I once described in detail a scene from a horror movie in which a broomhandle was shoved up a man's butt. She just stared off into space, drooled, & giggled a little.
Wow... was she like... Into that?
And I've never heard of a movie where this takes place... what movie is this you speak of, I am not familiar with it!
 

tomtom94

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I, when quite drunk, told a girl (sober, with a boyfriend) that her breasts were "amazing".

That still gets brought up regularly in conversation by my friends.

[sub]I hate my life sometimes.[/sub]
 

AVATAR_RAGE

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Oh I have said allot seeing as allot of my friends are girls.

But tbh I can only think of the funny ones :D
 

Celtic_Kerr

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sombod said:
knight steel said:
sombod said:
conefessing to my gf that i once had sex with a dog
0_0 please tell me your joking.......... [sub]please[/sub]
:(
He's obviously trolling... I doubt he qould outright admit zoophilia to the world like this... And if it was true, he'd probably do more tha make sad faces about it
 

AMMO Kid

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EmileeElectro said:
AMMO Kid said:
"Will you go out with me?" - Got totally rejected by the only girl I ever asked out
Awh, well, doesn't mean every girl will turn you down!
Haha thanks :) The weird part is that she started to flirt with my best friend right after that...
 

sirkai007

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deus-ex-machina said:
"I really, REALLY need you to get off your period so you can think properly and do some god damn work!"
11 Style Points for utter ballsieness. You are currently ranked 3rd.