well, at a basketball game i was working at, a girl said i was her best friend (in jest), and i misheard her as saying i was her myspace friend. i got offended and said, " we aren't friends on myspace!" she had an odd look on her face...
another time, i was at a dance and one of my friends (a girl) walked up with two others girls (one i was friends with, the other i wasn't). it was a sadie hawkins dance, and you could get "married". so they walk up to my friends and i, and ask to get married. i got stuck with the girl i didn't know who didn't say a word to me. i got nervous because i assumed she didn't want me around (she would just walk off), so i made myself disappear... they found me and i tried again, with more success. i still feel bad about that.
another time, there was a girl i had a massive obsession with (you cannot fathom how obsessed i was), and she was sitting with a friend and i while we were working on sound equipment for a choir show. my friend said he knew everything, and she asked what her birthday was. my friend responds with, "i don't know, but i bet [my name] does". i did. i got embarrassed and she coaxed me to say it, i quietly let out, "june 6th", and she gave me an odd look and said that it was really creepy.
more recently, with the same girl, i decided to get over her (i'd been trying for a while, i hated being depressed because of her), and i sent my friend a long, detailed and slightly creep-sounding message saying i was over her. after hitting send, i realized i sent it TO HER. i began hyperventilating and i turned pale, while people tried to tell me it was alright. next period came around, with her best friend and a guy that was good with the ladies and friends with her . they helped me get through that, but it was hella awkward
another time, a friend was telling me about scientists making a love potion that really worked, he said it loud and right as she was walking past. she laughed...
that is just some of the stuff i did, i could name quite a few more from that one girl alone (i liked her from 7th grade to mid 9th grade).
now my friends on the other hand, they have embarrassed me in front of girls before. i'm too afraid to ask girls out, so they decide to ask for me. it happened a couple of times with the aforementioned girl, but more recently, it happened to a girl i liked that i was friends with. she was really smart, good with computers, liked anime and video games, and was pretty good with internet culture. we would talk about death note and things, and got along fairly well. i mentioned to some friends that i liked her, and they started pushing me to ask her out. i refused. a few minutes later, some girls mentioned they thought the girl and i would make a cute couple. my friends jumped in and told them i liked her, and they went and told her she should go out with me. she said no, and never spoke to me after that. i asked a mutual friend if she hated me, and she said our relationship was just fine and no resentment was held towards me. she still hasn't talked to me.
so yeah, I'm awful with girls. cookie if you read all that without calling me a loser (i am)
tl;dr i suck at life
