Most fucked up dream you've ever had?

[Communist partisan]

I dreamed I was fishing than a big moster fish come up out of the whater and I pull out from nowhere a AK-74 (NOT the AK-47 as many probably think I mean cos' the existance of the AK-74 is very unknown for many ppl) and than I start shooting that...thing and I fight it untill I wake up or once I got crushed buy it. but I usally have dreams where I'm walking or doing anything skilled and than fall down and than i hit the ground i wake up

 

[RoyalWelsh]

I had this dream where me and Keira Knightley were on a huge film set from a Pirates of the Carribean film. Me and Kiera were..well..trying to 'get it on' if you catch my drift. However an annoying parrot was always interrupting us, wherever we went.
Eventually we seemed to find a quiet spot hidden away from that peskey parrot. We were about to...'embrace' one another but then, out of no-where, a huge Stargate, of all things, suddenly opened scaring the crap out of both of us. Then I woke up. -_-

 

[sky14kemea]

Ooh ooh, I got one.

I once dreamed I was in a derelict, creaky house teetering on the edge of a cliff, and my bed was just a mattress in the middle of a room. Anyways when I closed my eyes in the dream, I heard some weird, scary chanting. I opened my eyes and there were huge fingers standing in various spots around the room, just chanting away. Yes, just huge fingers on their own, with flaky skin and dirty finger nails. D:
Anyways, I yelled at them all to shut up, because I was trying to sleep. They started to whisper the weird chant instead.

Oh how I laughed in the morning. :/

I love my random wacky dreams. \o/

 

[Lemon Of Life]

I hate a dream, that was me watching a scene unfold from afar. The scene is in a black silhouette against a dim, foggy sky. I think it's during WW1, and there's a soldier out watching over the trenches. Two opposing soldiers float down from the sky, nail a metal collar to his neck and rape him. He screams horribly.

I have a few others, but this one made me feel really worried about my brain, coming up with messed up stuff like that. But yeah...one fucked up dream.

 

[mad825]

While I was on Diclofenac Sodium which are small circular orange pills during Easter I had a dream were I open the (tablet) box and took a dose then I found out that I took too many so I ran back to my table to find that there were many orange pills like objects scattered around the table so I took a bite out of one only to find out it was chocolate

after this dream I woke in a panic attack, it took me 2 hours for me to calm down after constantly checking of the pills to see how many I have taken and constant pacing around my place. I was not a happy bunny that day

 

[sky14kemea]

I got another (not as bad though).

I dreamed I was a dude, cross dressing as a girl in order to sneak into this huge fancy party (Like a ball or something >_>) Anyways, people kept asking me to dance, not knowing I was a dude in disguise. D:

That was weird too :/

 

[Gauntes]

I was drafted into army. The first thing I realized (or not until I woke up) was that I was wearing WWII gears into battle. I was involved in some sort of battle under some old western style train bridge. (the ones with canyons underneath and I was in the canyon)
as soon as I arrive, some fat bastards with 4 arms jumped from top of the bridge. Didn't find it strange during dream sequence.... they were apparently suicide bombers.

The thing is that every time they blew up, they would only lose one of their arm. so every single one of those hundreds of fat bastards had potential to blow up on us 4 times each.
one of them charged towards me and I woke up with sweat. for some reason, I was clutching onto my glasses which was now bent...

...

yeah..

 

[Eliam_Dar]

not sure if it qualifies, but I have a recurrent dream, It's all from the first person perspective, and is really vivid, to the point I can remember smells and tactil sensations. I am riding a horse, dressed in full armor (medieval armor) I see my forearms, in full gaunlets, there is some sense of emergency, and the last thing I remember is a sword edge going straight to my throat. I have discussed about this with a friend who suggested that it is the last memmory of a past life, which I don't believe...yet it's so vivid, it makes me wonder from time to time

 

[yoz13]

not messed up but i always have a dream about a T-rex chasing me round some streets

 

[Yureina]

I had one last night, actually.

It was in some kind of tall building that I think was a hotel of sorts. Some guy who was wearing a military uniform of some kind got shot in the head, and I had to, alone, take him down 10 flights of a massive stairwell that had ALOT of people going up and down it. It was very surreal. Everyone else in the dream, and there were ALOT of people going up and down these stairs, all seemed very irrelevant to this fact that I was moving someone down the stairs on a hospital bed who was bleeding from a head wound. Oh, and the guy was still alive, awake, and responsive to what was going on. I was even talking to him while taking him down those stairs. He seemed ok. As ok as someone who had been shot in the head could be, anyway.

Eventually, I got to the bottom of the stairs after what could be described as a crazy experience and hand the fellow over to some others, who, just like the others seemed completely oblivious or uncaring that I had taken this guy down by myself. It felt like I was all alone struggling to do something for someone else, and yet even after I had succeeded, not even my family members on the bottom floor really seemed to care. Nobody did. They just left me alone there, without any thanks or even smiles. It felt very cold.

After this, I ended up back in my room where I had started this dream along with some fellow I didn't know too well, but I think recognize from somewhere. They seemed happy with me, which was odd considering that nobody else in the dream had, or had even really seemed to think that I existed. After a few brief moments that felt like this was going to end in sex, this person then was about to get me on the bed... and that is when I woke up.

I am not going to have a good day today I don't think.

 

[Woodsey]

not sure if it qualifies, but I have a recurrent dream, It's all from the first person perspective, and is really vivid, to the point I can remember smells and tactil sensations. I am riding a horse, dressed in full armor (medieval armor) I see my forearms, in full gaunlets, there is some sense of emergency, and the last thing I remember is a sword edge going straight to my throat. I have discussed about this with a friend who suggested that it is the last memmory of a past life, which I don't believe...yet it's so vivid, it makes me wonder from time to time

I love it when people come up with logical explanations...

OT: I was in the desert with about 500-1000 other people (I wasn't counting, you'll see why) being chased by Godzilla.

That was certainly interesting.

Another one was where I was in a shop being followed around by some alien guy and both of us could only walk, yet he could walk a little faster than me. I was so scared that I actually managed to wake myself up after realising I was in a dream.

 

[Marter]

I haven't had a recallable dream in quite some time. I do remember one time when I was about 4 that I dreamed Dudley the Dragon and a talking tree were conspiring to eat me...

 

[sky14kemea]

Is making a room full of people air guitar to the Ghostbusters theme fucked up?

"Alright missy, you've had your say. Get out of the thread

Awww.... Okay I'm going =[

(It was awesome though. Who ya gonna call! \m/)

 

[_Cake_]

I had this one dream where I was in a bathtub with three really ugly naked old guys. It wasn't sexual just awkward.

 

[joshthor]

me and my friends were sailing in a row boat on the ocean, then a pirate ship attacked us. i leapt onto the ship right before our boat was exploded by a canon. my freinds died. i ended up fighting everyone and sinking the ship. the ship washed on shore and the hull had a electronic sliding door that i walked through. i entered a walmart with all the employees being midgets. me and the midgets fought the giant manager and escaped. the end.

 

[Muffinthraka]

My general dreams fall on into several catagories;
Those about school (which normally involve me panicking as I realise I've forgotten to go to most of my classes (these are guilt dreams because after my operations I took advantage of people's sympathy to skip classes)).
Those about my possessions being stolen or anxiety about situations where I could loose them(these are also guilt dreams because I used to steal money from my parents (regularly) and I was forced to make a dramatic character change of risk alienatijng myself from my parents.
Those involving impossibly high structures and insane rollercoasters, my family is perfectly happy to go on/in these rides and buildings. These are anxiety dreams regarding my fear for myself and others.
I had one dream where one of my teeth broke and I could actually feel pain.

I also have dreams which I am not part of and involve people I don't know, whenever these happen I write a plan of the plot and characters and start writing it. They are often a lot better than the ideas for stories I come up with myself.

But the most fucked up dream I ever had was a dream I had for many nights each in a different way. The dream involves a huge city with mountains at its back (these mountains are enourmous and full of caves that lead to other places). I'm always with my family and we never start from the same place, whilst most of the city is normal there are darker areas in it my dream (no matter where it begins, ends with me going ino a shop (there are two entrances into the shop one from the ground floor to the front and one from one floor below at the back. When I enter I don't know what the shop is (I think it's a joke shop and I have a memory of a clown face). I'm always with my father at this point, and we go through a door which leads to a hotel corridor with only one door, further along, on the right; but I always wake up before I get there. I don't know why but this dream scared me for years. (I don't have it anymore).

 

[Billion Backs]

I once had a dream in which I died from some kind of poison that slowly blinded and paralyzed me until my heart stopped.

It was entertaining, to say the least. Very insightful experience, whether realistic or not.

I don't dream too often, anyways, and most recent ones are a bit abstract and sexy.

 

[geldonyetich]

I don't think I've ever had a normal dream.

Last night, I think I dreamed that I had discovered that I had some kind of genuine hard-luck affinity which was only really known about in some Spanish word. Tough luck indeed considering I was apparently engaged in some kind of anime-style, no-holds-barred, winner-takes-all power struggle (probably brought about by playing Champions Online before bedtime).

 

[Durgiun]

Happened to me when I had a cold, I kept falling asleep and I kept seeing naked furry women with their outlines sketchy as hell and there was a dashboard with Playstation buttons, but only three. And each time I pressed one of 'em I felt more and more mentally tired and painful.

Who the fuck needs LSD when you're me?!