Most fucked up dream you've ever had?

[Raiha]

i had a dream where i had a samurai sword fight with sigourney weaver. i think she won.

 

[Humiliated Grape]

I've had two recurring nightmares for a while. The first is when I'm walking down a corridor and I reach the end to find my best friend dying.

The other one still confuses me. I'm in my old house about to approach my old room and my old cat looks up at me and (sometimes has the head of someone I know or something like a crocodile) and tells me not to go in the room... So I go in the room and these pixie like creatures pull and scratch at me and somehow pull me down to the floor and they force me to watch them cutting my foot off. Sometimes it'll then lead into the first nightmare if I can't wake my self up.

... On a lighter note I had a dream when I was probably about 9 or 10 and I was beating up Crash Bandicoot with Spyro The Dragon. We so won.

 

[Doomsday11]

Can't really say about my dream suffice to say though the combination of pools,nakedness and J-pop are one of the most disturbing things my mind has come up with.

 

[FlameUnquenchable]

So I was sitting on my bed with my younger self reading comics, when I noticed that younger-me had somehow been shot through the chest. I tried calling for help, but I suddenly felt very weak and could barely move. Characters from the comic we were reading showed up and started asking what was wrong, and I kept trying to tell them to help me, not me (it made sense at the time). Then I stopped existing. Then there was nothing - no sensory input, no thought, just the passing of time. After immeasurable eons of nothingness, I came back. As my mind started back up and thoughts returned, the I felt the full weight of those eons in an instant, and part of me noticed from my surroundings that only a few seconds had actually passed. Everyone there was asking me what had happened, asking if I was alright, but all I could do was scream.

Then I woke up. It took me a full hour to stop crying.

Had that dream before. I was in a gunfight in the old west, me and the man with no face shot each other and I fell to the ground, ...I went into the ground? Not sure but there was lost of rushing like my soul was flowing through the earth, and then black, nothing. I knew I was there, but it was just like blankness, I could scream but no sound and there were no stars like space it was just blank and I couldn't even see where I was, and also the wierdest thing, I had some sort of 360 knowledge, I knew that I was seeing black all around me in all views...not really sure how I knew that, but that was the impression I got and it was crazy. I woke up pretty in a pretty grim mood the next morning.

edit: Also in the dream I reasoned that I had died, hence the grim mood.

 

[AdamRBi]

I just had a dream last night where a strange, purple beam of light tentacling (that is to say, emitting out of in a tentacle like fashion) out of the distance constantly flop flopping the world around me and occasionally me myself. It'd go from an island party hot spot , like a boardwalk spanning a narrow island, and a mellow amusement park surrounded by trees. It would effect the people too, bringing their personality to the other extreme. Calm people were wild, the parties mellowed out, and I went from quiet and contemplative to outgoing and quick witted. What's stranger is that I do believe I've had this dream before, recently even. Except all the other times I hadn't been effected by the purple beams of light.

I also have reoccurring apocalypse dreams where the sky is red, has a dark red X in the sky, everyone is gone, and I am paralyzed laying in the middle of a road.

And a one shot dream that I still remember where I was alone in an aquarium and a shark busted out of it's cage and chased me down a hallway. This was repeated though by a Wolf in another dream, but the wolf never actually escaped.

I've also had dreams about playing the Super Smash Bros. sequels long before their release. Which is wrong all together because as they are great, they were probably 20x better in my dreams. Also I always had a long line of people lined up to play them, like I had an advanced copy or something.

 

[Wintermoot]

one where I was marying my sister

 

[Stormcloud23]

I had a dream a while ago that i don't really understand. It started out with a nuclear war and i was the last person left alive. Somehow the fallout made cereal boxes come alive and they tried to destroy the the rain forests of Alaska and i had to save them. The evil forces of captain crunch (who was the leader) and his cereal minions were no match for me and i killed them all, then i bought a house.. (from who i don't really know because i was the last person alive) which was 10ft by 10 ft and like 400 stories tall with a giant totem pole out front.... Am I crazy?

 

[Kwaren]

I never have messed up dreams because I can control everything in my dreams. I think it's called lucid dreaming.

 

[el_emmens]

I had a dream where I was Doing rather disgusting things with a very fat woman who may or may not have been my mother...yeah...I did not enjoy it

 

[Oneirius]

Very strange sex with my little sister O_______O. Damn you, Freud.

 

[JayDub147]

I had a dream that involved red skies and killer clowns. Given that I was about 5 at the time, I'd say that places it in the thoroughly fucked up category.

 

[Chester41585]

Last night, I had a dream that I walked out of the new Robin Hood movie.

 

[Broady Brio]

Imagine a battlefield. Then imagine 2 men including me versus hordes upon hordes of girls.

We literally got raped by them, though I remember giant swinging one and german suplexing one of them.

I woke up and ever since the only dream I can properly remember.

EDIT: This pretty much decided my conversion from asexual to straight. Don't ask me how.

 

[sjarri]

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[Deviltongue]

Last night I had a dream that I was accepted into a university in BC that I hadn't applied for and then there was a zombie apocalypse. These Zombies were allergic to light so my dad drove me to BC. When I was there all the professors had turned into Zombies and vampire zombies so I went and got a shotgun that shoots meteors... I would sit through a lecture that made no sense and then shoot someone. Then the Sun invented a cure so they sent my little brother to go get it. While he was travelling to Nevada I went into a castle and turned on all the lights... Then I woke up.

 

[Zorg Machine]

I once had a dream about walking on a cobble path and when I looked around, there were these fields of nettles with weird purple berries. when I turned around the nettles were springing out of the cobble path and I was stuck on a square meter of rock in a sea of nettles with strange berries. This is the best one I have as I usually don't remember my dreams. I do however have a distinct memory that one of my dreams were about a clown, a baseball bat and a cake made out of delicious chocolate.

I don't want to know what Freud would say about my dreams.

 

[blankedboy]

I had this one dream where I was in a bathtub with three really ugly naked old guys. It wasn't sexual just awkward.

This guy dreams about lemonparty!
On-topic, I think I've already replied to this topic... can't remember

 

[JAWZxZ]

I once had a dream where I was the kid from Goonies, with the braces (sorry fanboys, I don't know his name, *puts on flame-retardent suit*) and the movie plays out normally, to the utmost detail, until the part where he kisses the girl he brother wants to go out with. (or already is, I CAN'T REMEMBER!)


It's all normal apart from, his brother finds out, comes over and rip my teeth out of my head, using the braces as a grip, gums and all. Pretty freaky, seeing as my jaw was numb when I woke up >_>



EDIT

Also I had a dream about a group of Wolfmen from Scooby Doo (the ones with red hair and green faces) who all had the voices of the characters from Rugrats, it was caused by me watching Rugrats when I wasn't allowed xD My parents were REALLY over-protective when I was younger.

 

[Oktanas]

First dream:
I sit in a green class room. There are few other students. There's a french class going on. I don't understant any world teacher is saying, because i don't know french. One kid is picking on me. He really annoys me so I decide to take my chef knife and gut him right in his seat, but before i could do that alarm clock rings. Wake up to a boring life and go to work.

Second dream:
I sit in a large dark room on a bench i can't see further than two feet. I can't move. I'm tied up. A man appears from the dark he has a sawed-of shotgun and starts to rant that i killed his family. When he finishes he's rant he sits next to me and sayes i will shoot you when you tell me to shoot. I say now. And he shoots. He hits my neck. My thoutghs man he really shot. Darn I'm not inmortal. I can feel my body's weight. Alarm clock rings. Wake up to a boring life and go to work.