Most fucked up dream you've ever had?

[Baldry]

Umm I had a dream where I had a disease know as "Sun fever" which meant that my movements affected the sun itself and how ill I was, and then I got taken to a facility where they taught me to harness the ability and then I got attacked by a giant Mech and after defeating it I escaped the facility after realising they were Evil

Ahh an another one I had was as a child Ant and Dec's heads were hovering on my curtains and told me not to move and I became paralysed and they begun talking to each other and my paralysis lifted and I ninja'd my way out of the room

And then I had one about how aliens were trying to abduct me so they got my dad to take me to them, and as I ran from him I couldn't tell him not too as my mouth had been sealed in the matrix way, and then papa caught me shed his skin to reveal he was also and alien

 

[Boris Goodenough]

I think I've tried it all in my dreams, so nothing really stands out.

 

[elcamino41383]

Most messed up for me was I killed my oldest brother (I'm the oldest, he's after me...) by choking him to death. For what reasons I really can't remember, but I remember in the dream he said "It's ok, this is how its supposed to be" as he died. In the dream I was crying as I did it but at the same time had a feeling of no remorse. I woke up crying so hard especially because in recent years, this brother and I have gotten a long so much better than we ever did as kids. I was honestly pretty emotionally fucked up for days because of it.

I also had a dream that I was eating a marshmallow or something then I got tired of it and pushed it out my bedroom window. I woke up in the morning...one of my pillows was gone. I vaguely remembered my dream, looked out my window, there it was on the roof outside my room, freezing cold. I laughed. That was an entirely different kind of fucked up...

*Edit* another one I had, it was like I was in some video game world, and I was going around killing people and demons, just like, suplexing them to their death, and mostly snapping their necks or just beating the living right out of them. I felt pretty awkward when waking up from that one too...

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I had a dream where I was stealing shit from a supermarket, and then suddenly I started having sex with my sister by the deli counter.
Then I was a different me watching me have sex with my sister. I shot myself with a rifle.
... Which is to say, the me who I currently was shot the me who was in mid-coitus with my sister.
That was pretty fucked up.

In a similar vein, I once had a dream where I was a rapist on an island trying to catch and fuck my younger brother.
I got the feeling I wasn't me, though, I was just some random creepy rapist. So I guess this one isn't as fucked up as the first one.

Oh, also, most recently I had a dream where my child-molesting fuckbag father came over from England and wanted to be a part of my life again. And for some reason I was happy to see him.
Which, in my opinion, is more fucked up than the previous two combined.

I have NO IDEA what these could possibly mean. Aside from the obvious. (i.e. I have some fucking problems.)

 

[ejb626]

My dreams aren't all that bad, they usually don't scare me as much as they startle me since they always end right at the scary part, also the immersion is kind of lame because no matter what's happening I can still feel my head on the pillow and myself lying in bed. I only remember two.

1. Some sort of malevolent force was on the ground floor of my house and everyone on the top floor where we sleep was trying to be quiet, randomly somebody screamed and I heard someone running up the stairs at superhuman speed and then I woke up.

2. I was out in some field observing UFOs who apparently didn't want to be watched because one of them dropped a giant robot-mech type thing onto the ground and it ran up to me and punched me.

 

[Palademon]

I cant remember the dream but I remember waking up crying and laughing excessively at the same time.

 

[JBGigas]

I was walking down a hallway, then suddenly this huge blade comes out of the wall, and cuts my head off, but I didn't die. Then I had to search my head, and when I finally found it, and I was putting it back to it's place, another blade comes from the wall and cuts my legs off.
Then I saw my ex-girlfriend laughing at me.

 

[_Janny_]

I woke up laughing last month, just all out laughing my ass off in the best mood I had ever been in.

Ah, that happened to me a few years ago. I woke myself laughing. But as I got more and more awake I started to think "hey, that's actually not so funny..." It's interesting how something can seem hysterical in a dream, but in the real world... not so much. It's like we're all drunk in our dreams and everything seems funny.

 

[WorldCritic]

A dream where my sister and I go to a theme park made completely out of ice cream. We find out that the guy who built it is a mad scientist who plans to take over the world with ice cream that can brainwash anyone who eats it and is controlled by two giant ice cream towers. We find out and set out to stop him. I chase the scientist to the top of one of the towers while my sister takes out the tower bases. I fight the scientist and knock him off the tower but he survives by landing in the ice cream. But because he tasted some of the ice cream when he landed he becomes brainwashed and begins furously eating the ice cream. Me sister succeeds in destroying the towers bases and the two towers fall down and crush the scientist. My sister and I then leave to go get some normal ice cream. After I woke up I said to myself "what the hell was that?"

 

[DarkPanda XIII]

I had two weird dreams that are worth mentioning. Not the two EPIC ones i've had, but I'm saving those for story ideas >:3

1) I was being chased by the military with a few Marvel Mutants and got jumped and sexually played with by the marvel girl Feral [http://marvel.com/universe/Feral_%28Maria_Callasantos%29]

2) Went to an odd fair with my family on an island, everyone was talking about dinosaurs. Sure enough, we go across this pit, where a guy dressed like Ian Malcolm (Yet oddly enough it wasn't Jeff Goldblum) stepped up to the pit and reached his arm out, like he was saying "Hey, look at this". Then suddenly we see the muzzle of the Jurassic Park T-rex jump up, grab Ian's arm, and yanks him down into the pit. The T-rex then managed to get out of the hole and chase after me. I ran into a hotel and managed to dodge the beast for the most part, but every time I cross a window, I saw the eye of the t-rex. In 2nd floor, first floor, and even the basement, I saw that eye. Then woke up.

Yeah, weird, ain't I?

 

[molester jester]

Think Charlie and the chocolate factory crossed with Jurassic park with water scooters thrown in

 

[Valiant The Gamer]

I also had a dream about mine favorite series of books Wheel of time, I dreamed i was sort of wizard and was being chased lol....

 

[Professor M]

IRL, to get from my house to town, it involves going to the end of my drive, turning right, and the walking allllll the way down the road for about 15 minutes, crossing a bridge over a railway, and then you're there.

In my dream, I decided I was going to go to town with my Dad. We're walking down the road, having a completely mundane conversation in a situation that was so bland I was convinced I wasn't asleep, and that it was real life. We got to the bridge, and then mid sentence my Dad goes "Ok hang on a second" and then steps (yes, steps - my mind completely fucked up perspective) over a gaping 50 foot chasm that has magically formed in the bridge (which, by the way, now appears to be miles above another fucking city), and then on the other side he continues walking along normally. After a few steps he stops, turns around, and looks at me. Then he gets out his phone and starts to do something. Seconds later I receive a text. "What's up? Are you coming?"

 

[John Stalvern]

Can't remember my worst, but my friend told me about one of his that's pretty fucking weird.

He was sleeping in a bed next to a naked Samus Aran. They both woke up and she turned to him and said "I just want you to know that I was always a man."
The bed explodes into a million pieces, and he's floating in space and sees galaxies and stars and other various celestial bodies.
He says to himself "I think I understand the meaning of life now" and wakes up.
THE END

 

[DustyDrB]

I had a post-apocalyptic dream where three of my friends and I were sitting on a couch in dark, damp, and dirty back alley of a big city watching the Cincinnati Reds play on an old TV. A girl (Jenny) I met at a camp one summer was the second baseman for the Reds and hit a home run. A giant fly swooped and and grabbed one of my friends and flew away and we casually noted it, "sucks for him". We kept watching the game, with huge flies buzzing around in the city and snatching up screaming people. Then I woke up and could only think, "Damn Jenny is an awesome baseball player". It's like no one even cared to question why the flies were huge and why they were on a rampage. Everyone was just so cavalier about that, but completely blown away by Jenny's baseball skills.

 

[Erja_Perttu]

Suicide dream. Thing is, when I died, I didn't wake up. I just went around as a ghost for a while, and then it turned into a game. A really freaky game.

 

[Arjen Swellengrebel]

Interesting reading all these dreams. Inspirational.

There was this one dream that I'll probably always remember, I was on a raft at sea, water as far as I could see, and apparently the world had flooded because some skyscrapers were sticking out of the water. Then, as I passed close by one of those skyscrapers, I spot a huge whale skeleton standing on it, blocking the sun. Then it dives off, passing over my head high above. I don't remember how the dream went on, but I was amazed even after waking up.

 

[Arestra]

When I'm ill and reach high fevers, I have the most nightmarish recurring dream. I remember as a kid sitting in bed screaming "They're coming, they're coming", because I thought a whole horde of clowns, jugglers, etc where running up the stairs, about to burst into the room, trampling me!

Now, being older, I'm rarely ill and when I am, I never reach a very high temperature, so the clowns haven't returned... yet!

Also, I had this weird dream where I woke up in the middle of a giant circular room which I had to escape (don't know why, I was just scared to death to stay there) and everytime I reached the edge or managed to get out, the dream just "reset" and I started over in the middle of the same room.

I actually dream about real life events sometimes and later, when I'm awake and back in the "real" world, I sometimes think those events in my dream actually happened and refer to them. Off course the other person(s) involved don't know what I'm talking about. I sometimes litterally ask people: "did I say/do that, or did I just dream that?". Must be a faulty connection to the matrix, somewhere

 

[razormint21]

I killed my Autistic brother
I raped a school friend
I committed suicide

Then i woke up, sweating, but with a smile
I hope this doesnt speak badly of me...

Yes, it means you are a complete lunatic.

Can't argue with that. Oh well, is it a good thing i dont dream like that anymore?