Most fucked up dream you've ever had?

[Kris015]

I had this dream where i woke up one night because my mom came in, she was crying and there were another woman bringing me flowers and chocolate. I then fall asleep again, wake up, but now i'm in some kind of hospital. It looked exactly like my room, but everything was white and there were a giant glassdoor with a lot of freaks and nurses running around on the other side.
I then run out of the room, completely freaked. I ask everyone i see, where i am and what i'm doing there, but nobody listens. I go back to my room and now there are 2 dwarf/midget girls jumping in my bed. I ask them where i am, but they won't tell me. Not long after this freak comes in (big head, f'ed up eyes) and when i ask him, he tells me i'm in Australia. Then i just sit down on my bed and i wake up (in real life).

 

[gostchiken]

I dreamed I was trapped in a room with two other people, and I had a pistol. I was supposed to kill one of them, so I did; but I then realized I had killed the wrong person. Just as the horror of what I had done was sinking in I woke up in a cold sweat.

 

[Torque669]

Ooh ooh, I got one.

I once dreamed I was in a derelict, creaky house teetering on the edge of a cliff, and my bed was just a mattress in the middle of a room. Anyways when I closed my eyes in the dream, I heard some weird, scary chanting. I opened my eyes and there were huge fingers standing in various spots around the room, just chanting away. Yes, just huge fingers on their own, with flaky skin and dirty finger nails. D:
Anyways, I yelled at them all to shut up, because I was trying to sleep. They started to whisper the weird chant instead.

I had one like that but is was a proper bed and the mummy's from the mummy film chanting instead. I had watched way too much The Mummy...

My weirdest dream though was definatly when there were several of my schoolfriends trapped in cages, Freddie Kreuger then comes in and asks my friend Josh a maths question, he gets it wrong and therefore gets stabbed, then the dream ends. I had that 3 times, the three nights after Watching Nightmare on Elm Street 1 and 3.

 

[Valkyira]

I killed my Autistic brother
I raped a school friend
I committed suicide

Then i woke up, sweating, but with a smile
I hope this doesnt speak badly of me...

Yes, it means you are a complete lunatic.

 

[sky14kemea]

Ooh ooh, I got one.

I once dreamed I was in a derelict, creaky house teetering on the edge of a cliff, and my bed was just a mattress in the middle of a room. Anyways when I closed my eyes in the dream, I heard some weird, scary chanting. I opened my eyes and there were huge fingers standing in various spots around the room, just chanting away. Yes, just huge fingers on their own, with flaky skin and dirty finger nails. D:
Anyways, I yelled at them all to shut up, because I was trying to sleep. They started to whisper the weird chant instead.

I had one like that but is was a proper bed and the mummy's from the mummy film chanting instead. I had watched way too much The Mummy...

My weirdest dream though was definatly when there were several of my schoolfriends trapped in cages, Freddie Kreuger then comes in and asks my friend Josh a maths question, he gets it wrong and therefore gets stabbed, then the dream ends. I had that 3 times, the three nights after Watching Nightmare on Elm Street 1 and 3.

I love The Mummy! :O (Although the sequels... I don't mind 2, but I haven't even seen 3 :/)

Seems like your dreams are affected by movies. xD

Ooh! Watch Godzilla then Transformers or something! See what happens.

 

[Drakmeire]

I had a bizarre one about creatures made of burning ash all over the place and there was a faceless purpleish figure trying to kill me and when it finally did there were actually credits.

 

[Discord]

I had this dream about space, pizza and the truth about the source of perfect health. And I woke up with one of these...

apperantly it was a gift that was sneaked into my bed.


So...Yeah.

 

[HK_01]

I'm in my bed when I hear a noise. I walk outside and find...an allosaurus in my house! I follow it, it goes into the bathroom where my mother is and moves toward her. My mother is cornered and in fear I run forward towards my mother the beast not knowing what else to do. I touch the allosaurus and it turns into coins which keep the shape of the dinosaur for a second before collapsing into a pile on the floor.

I should probably add that I was very young when I had this dream.

 

[Torque669]

Ooh ooh, I got one.

I once dreamed I was in a derelict, creaky house teetering on the edge of a cliff, and my bed was just a mattress in the middle of a room. Anyways when I closed my eyes in the dream, I heard some weird, scary chanting. I opened my eyes and there were huge fingers standing in various spots around the room, just chanting away. Yes, just huge fingers on their own, with flaky skin and dirty finger nails. D:
Anyways, I yelled at them all to shut up, because I was trying to sleep. They started to whisper the weird chant instead.

I had one like that but is was a proper bed and the mummy's from the mummy film chanting instead. I had watched way too much The Mummy...

My weirdest dream though was definatly when there were several of my schoolfriends trapped in cages, Freddie Kreuger then comes in and asks my friend Josh a maths question, he gets it wrong and therefore gets stabbed, then the dream ends. I had that 3 times, the three nights after Watching Nightmare on Elm Street 1 and 3.

I love The Mummy! :O (Although the sequels... I don't mind 2, but I haven't even seen 3 :/)

Seems like your dreams are affected by movies. xD

Ooh! Watch Godzilla then Transformers or something! See what happens.

My friends made me try for a week. Watching a different movie each day all of different genres the only one that affected me were Mortal Kombat where I dreamt I could find incredibly well and did Liu Kang's weird flying constant kicking thing at this bully I used to have to put up. Transformers and Godzilla had no effect on me

 

[sky14kemea]

I love The Mummy! :O (Although the sequels... I don't mind 2, but I haven't even seen 3 :/)

Seems like your dreams are affected by movies. xD

Ooh! Watch Godzilla then Transformers or something! See what happens.

My friends made me try for a week. Watching a different movie each day all of different genres the only one that affected me were Mortal Kombat where I dreamt I could find incredibly well and did Liu Kang's weird flying constant kicking thing at this bully I used to have to put up. Transformers and Godzilla had no effect on me

N'aww, ah well. Still sounds sorta fun. :0

Try not to watch horror movies. =P

 

[Clirck]

I had a great one recently.

I don't remember everything but I know I had to kill someone in Chernobyl that didn't look nothing like Chernobyl but the killing part kind of dissapeared and the dream turned into even weirder. There was a "village" near the place where people lived and they didn't know about the accident and lived their life and the next moment they were running away but the railway through the city blocked them. Then there was some really mysterious walking in the forest scenes. The last thingI remember was that me and my friend were walking to the power station but it was destroyed and the government built a house with walls of glass panels and opened it as community centre.

I know science fiction is cool but dreams are just awesome.

 

[^=ash=^]

hmm my wierdest dream was in 2 parts,
1st all of the people from my side of the town starded to cross the train tracks, heading over to the otherside for some reason, but anyway a train comes, but the barriers don't come down .. yea it makes a bit of a mess, but an old woman survived, i rushed to help her .. then the train comes back and hits a few more people .. and again about 5 times just back and forth .. while i'm dodging it with a random old woman .. i have no idea why i didnt just go to the other side

anyway .. i had a blank then i ended up getting chased by some guys that looked like the agents from the matrix .. to escape you have to jump through doors .. not like open/close .. literally jump through them like some kind of portal .. however this only worked with red doors as i later found out because i tried to jump through a green door and i just got hurt somewhat .. i think i got caught and woke up ..

 

[Sakuji]

I woke up laughing last month, just all out laughing my ass off in the best mood I had ever been in. My wife kept asking me what was up, but I couldn't stop laughing. The mood stayed with me throughout the entire day. I don't even remember what I dreamed about, but I wish it would happen more often! Weird, yet awesome.

 

[Flionk]

So I was sitting on my bed with my younger self reading comics, when I noticed that younger-me had somehow been shot through the chest. I tried calling for help, but I suddenly felt very weak and could barely move. Characters from the comic we were reading showed up and started asking what was wrong, and I kept trying to tell them to help me, not me (it made sense at the time). Then I stopped existing. Then there was nothing - no sensory input, no thought, just the passing of time. After immeasurable eons of nothingness, I came back. As my mind started back up and thoughts returned, the I felt the full weight of those eons in an instant, and part of me noticed from my surroundings that only a few seconds had actually passed. Everyone there was asking me what had happened, asking if I was alright, but all I could do was scream.

Then I woke up. It took me a full hour to stop crying.

 

[reg42]

Either the one where my teacher tried to hack me up with a bone saw, or the one where an orc disguised as my gran killed me by power hugging me to death.

 

[zelda2fanboy]

I used to have reoccurring dreams of blowing myself. Every time it would happen, I was convinced that it was not a dream and that I actually really could do it that easily. It got really annoying after awhile because it happened so many times. And yes, I do know they WERE dreams because the real life act involved very little contact and lots of back injury. It was also frustrating because I would much rather have had real sex in my dreams and not a bizarre Human Caterpillar-esque fantasy. Thankfully I don't get them anymore for some reason. Last night I actually saw a naked woman in my dream for once. It was a nice change of pace since so many of mine involve nuclear war, disease, and aliens.

 

[Galliam]

Lately I've been dreaming that a lot of people close to me die. Each night its someone different and random and I hate waking up in the morning with my eyes burning from crying while I sleep. Its gotten quite worrisome.

 

[FlameUnquenchable]

Probably the wierdest one I've ever had was where I was talking to this tree, it was like a crazy black tree in this wierd bleak world, and it had a face that materialized out of the bark. It had glowing yellow eyes, and kind of a raspy voice. The tree kept telling me I had some kind of destiny, but I didn't want to go near it, and then there was a book or something and I had a gnarled cane like a magic wand. I was sent on some errand but I forget what it was.

The second wierdest was that I was trapped in my city, in an abandoned apartment building, just concrete and walls, with no windows. I got out and looked around but there was just black and brown clouds swirling around the city. I looked at the news and they couldn't get any radar outside the swirling cloud, nor any radio communications. There wasn't a soul to speak of anywhere, so I decided I had to try to get out of the cloud zone and to my parents who live in the southern part of the country, hopefully to get them away from the cloud before everyone there was killed or whatever. I remember wailing always off in the background but there was never anyone around when I went toward it. I thought that I'd see zombies in the dream, but I never saw any.

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

Okay, my one is so weird it needs a lead up. There's this British TV series called Foyle's War. It's a crime drama set during WWII, with the titular Foyle working to solve various crimes against the backdrop of the war. Anyway, in my dream he was having a punch up with Satan in a cathedral. Don't know why. Foyle was hitting Satan over the head with a bible, but only a ceratin part of the bible would hurt Satan (specifically, the gold lettering on the front of the book). Anyway, Foyle lost, so the cast of Blue Dragon turned up to save the day. Then I started swearing at the leader of the group (can't remember his name from the game) for being a dickhead. The end.

Yeah, I don't normally have dreams this weird. I don't think any sane person would.

 

[Voodoomancer]

I had a strange one the other day, details mostly fuzzy, but I remember that I was barricading my house to fend off hordes of tiny goblin-like roman soldiers, and there was a gryphon helping me. It was weird.