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Sewblon

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What is the worst quote you have every encountered. Mine is "I'll kill you, I'll kill you to death!" Superboy Prime in countdown.
 

Dudemeister

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"I'm telling you there's an enemy that would like to attack America, Americans, again. There just is. That's the reality of the world. And I wish him all the very best." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 12, 2009
Love that guy :D
 

wordsmith

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All your base are belong to us. L2Meme :p

"why won't you die!?!" usually said *just* as the guard flies backwards (dead)
 

Zetona

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There's the classic "Jill sandwich" quote from Resident Evil.
But I like "I should have been the one that brought your dark soul back into the light!" because the actor's voice cracks on the final word--which then echoes around the empty chamber in which the dramatic scene is taking place. (Devil May Cry, I think).
Plus there's "I am the master! I am the fucking universe!" from one of the Alone in the Dark games.

But who can beat President Bush?
"Childrens do learn when standards are high"
"Rarely is the question said, are--is our children learning?"
 

Haddi

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"How can you love her if you can't even eat her poop?"

I forgot where it came from.
 

Epifols

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Kukul said:
All of that horrible, stupid song at the end of Portal. Ruined the game for me...
Did someone bind you and force you to listen it at gunpoint?

And do you hate a movie if the credits are bad?
 

Scorched_Cascade

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"Atsuma!...You!...Really!..Are!..A!...Pain!..In the!..." ~One of the characters from Enchanted Arms said that exact way with emphasis on nearly every word its painful to listen to.

Engrish:
"Somebody set us up the bomb"
"elephants stay in your cars"
 

soren7550

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My younger brother (who resembles and acts like a five year old) when he yelled at my older brother(who's a 6'2" 200 lb. Marine) while crying "I'll put you in the biggest, smallest box!" as a "threat".
 

Zetona

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Scorched_Cascade said:
Engrish:
"Somebody set us up the bomb"
"elephants stay in your cars"
From a Japanese driver manual: Beware of greasy road where lurk skid demon.
 

IceStar100

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Kukul said:
All of that horrible, stupid song at the end of Portal. Ruined the game for me...
HOW DARE YOU........................
Anyway mone will alway belong to Eywon Of lord of the rings "I am no man."
Man that is so horrible.