Most hilariously awful quotes.

[Sporky111]

"The difference between me and Sylvester Stallone is that I am me, and he is him"
-Arnold Swartzenegger

 

[Haddi]

Truly you are the master of unlocking. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XyghKl72R0]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Never again! If that's what I think it is, burn it. Burn it right goddamn now.

I laughed until I stopped.

Shaped like itself.
Okay so I finally got the video to load and I swear to god it was the MOST CRINGE-WORTHY dialog EVER.
I am seriously in pain.

I think it killed my father and raped my mother. IT WAS THAT BAD.

I wish that's all it had done.
Sadly, not.

See, this is why we can't have good things.

Because awful quotes destroy them?

........Yes.

 

[Haddi]

Truly you are the master of unlocking. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XyghKl72R0]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Never again! If that's what I think it is, burn it. Burn it right goddamn now.

I laughed until I stopped.

Shaped like itself.
Okay so I finally got the video to load and I swear to god it was the MOST CRINGE-WORTHY dialog EVER.
I am seriously in pain.

I think it killed my father and raped my mother. IT WAS THAT BAD.

I wish that's all it had done.
Sadly, not.

See, this is why we can't have good things.

Because awful quotes destroy them?

........Yes.

The only obvious recourse is to murder everyone who produces bad dialog.

Harsh, but fair.

 

[Kadamon]

Army of Two "His copter.. it just... BLEW UP!" the big guy (does anyone remember their names?) says as an old war-hero's helicopter blew up.

Then there was a bad one (Not sure of the source) went something like "When you're dead... you die"

 

[Kadamon]

killing for peace is like fucking for virginity. i heard someone on this site say it. honestly it's the stupidest thing i've ever heard.

Peace through superior firepower?

 

[Clashero]

All of that horrible, stupid song at the end of Portal. Ruined the game for me...

HOW DARE YOU........................
Anyway mone will alway belong to Eywon Of lord of the rings "I am no man."
Man that is so horrible.

It's not the line that bothers, but rather the screams with the sword drawn afterwards that seems completely unnecessary to me. Way to break my suspension of disbelief.

 

[Fightgarr]

How has Alone in the Dark not been mentioned yet?
"I am the fucking universe!"

 

[Haddi]

Truly you are the master of unlocking. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XyghKl72R0]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Never again! If that's what I think it is, burn it. Burn it right goddamn now.

I laughed until I stopped.

Shaped like itself.
Okay so I finally got the video to load and I swear to god it was the MOST CRINGE-WORTHY dialog EVER.
I am seriously in pain.

I think it killed my father and raped my mother. IT WAS THAT BAD.

I wish that's all it had done.
Sadly, not.

See, this is why we can't have good things.

Because awful quotes destroy them?

........Yes.

The only obvious recourse is to murder everyone who produces bad dialog.

Harsh, but fair.

You may not think it fair once you see the method of their demise.

Meh, I'm pretty sadistic. I dream of throwing rocks at my future grandchildren. Gneee....

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

All of that horrible, stupid song at the end of Portal. Ruined the game for me...

Such blasphemous words.

 

[RheynbowDash]

"Oh boy! I'm so hungry, I could eat an octorok!"
"Great! I can't wait to bomb some dodongos!"

im ashamed i know exactly what game this came from

 

[GyroCaptain]

I was tempted to put some Star Wars prequel stuff from Anakin. Then I realized I don't hate any of you that much.

Instead, I present Space Mutiny, an MST3K target:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096149/quotes

 

[Bertruam]

"The snake is unstoppable!"

Sci-fi original movie. Dont remember title but as you can kinda gather its about a giant snake. And like four minutes later afformentioned sake gets killed. By a pistol. In three shots.

 

[a7r0p05]

"Great! I can't wait to bomb some dodongos!"

Are you hitting on me?

 

[Specter_]

Truly you are the master of unlocking. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XyghKl72R0]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Never again! If that's what I think it is, burn it. Burn it right goddamn now.

I laughed until I stopped.

Shaped like itself.
Okay so I finally got the video to load and I swear to god it was the MOST CRINGE-WORTHY dialog EVER.
I am seriously in pain.

I think it killed my father and raped my mother. IT WAS THAT BAD.

I wish that's all it had done.
Sadly, not.

See, this is why we can't have good things.

Because awful quotes destroy them?

........Yes.

The only obvious recourse is to murder everyone who produces bad dialog.

Harsh, but fair.

You may not think it fair once you see the method of their demise.

Meh, I'm pretty sadistic. I dream of throwing rocks at my future grandchildren. Gneee....

Psh, rocks? You big softie.
I throw knives at my nephews and nieces and such.
Builds character.

Build character like a... brick wall... around a brick wall or something.

Meh, it's 5 o'clock in the morning, brain not working, serial killer nagging me...

 

[Haddi]

Truly you are the master of unlocking. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XyghKl72R0]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Never again! If that's what I think it is, burn it. Burn it right goddamn now.

I laughed until I stopped.

Shaped like itself.
Okay so I finally got the video to load and I swear to god it was the MOST CRINGE-WORTHY dialog EVER.
I am seriously in pain.

I think it killed my father and raped my mother. IT WAS THAT BAD.

I wish that's all it had done.
Sadly, not.

See, this is why we can't have good things.

Because awful quotes destroy them?

........Yes.

The only obvious recourse is to murder everyone who produces bad dialog.

Harsh, but fair.

You may not think it fair once you see the method of their demise.

Meh, I'm pretty sadistic. I dream of throwing rocks at my future grandchildren. Gneee....

Psh, rocks? You big softie.
I throw knives at my nephews and nieces and such.
Builds character.

Builds scars too.

 

[ellimist337]

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream" - George W. Bush (from Step Brothers)