Most hilariously awful quotes.

[Ace of Spades]

All of that horrible, stupid song at the end of Portal. Ruined the game for me...

I think you're the only person I've ever encountered who didn't like that song.

 

[mokes310]

"You forget Michael, I was a professional twice over. I was the first Analyst and Therapist, the first, Analrapist!" Dr. Tobias Funke, Arrested Development.

 

[Haddi]

Truly you are the master of unlocking. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XyghKl72R0]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Never again! If that's what I think it is, burn it. Burn it right goddamn now.

I laughed until I stopped.

 

[Trivun]

I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you...

 

[Epifols]

All of that horrible, stupid song at the end of Portal. Ruined the game for me...

Did someone bind you and force you to listen it at gunpoint?

And do you hate a movie if the credits are bad?

Ok, it wasn't that bad. It was just boring after first 2 lines and I skipped it.
But it's still NOT THAT FUNNY!


So you said you hate the whole song, when you only listened to 2 lines from it?

It's stuff like this that makes me think think what I do of mankind...

 

[mooncalf]

"I am the keeper of the cheese! And you're just the lemon rind!"

 

[Lord_Of_Plum]

Not from a game, but from the The Hobbit animated movie:
I AM GANDALF, AND GANDALF IS ME!

 

[Haddi]

Truly you are the master of unlocking. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XyghKl72R0]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Never again! If that's what I think it is, burn it. Burn it right goddamn now.

I laughed until I stopped.

Shaped like itself.
Okay so I finally got the video to load and I swear to god it was the MOST CRINGE-WORTHY dialog EVER.
I am seriously in pain.

I think it killed my father and raped my mother. IT WAS THAT BAD.

 

[Siuss]

"One day I'm gonna get off the bus and run into the forest! And I'm never coming back! And when I come back, I'll be the knife master!"

The Rev. - Avenged Sevenfold

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

killing for peace is like fucking for virginity. i heard someone on this site say it. honestly it's the stupidest thing i've ever heard.

 

[countrysteaksauce]

"The economy is fundamentally sound."

Hoover said it.

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

Another awful quote: "Not enough energy!" You either don't know where it's from or heard it like 1625376459827389 times before.

Diablo 2 I think? Along with "I can't do that right now".

 

[Haddi]

Truly you are the master of unlocking. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XyghKl72R0]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Never again! If that's what I think it is, burn it. Burn it right goddamn now.

I laughed until I stopped.

Shaped like itself.
Okay so I finally got the video to load and I swear to god it was the MOST CRINGE-WORTHY dialog EVER.
I am seriously in pain.

I think it killed my father and raped my mother. IT WAS THAT BAD.

I wish that's all it had done.
Sadly, not.

See, this is why we can't have good things.