Most idiotic thing a person has said or asked you

[JJDWilson]

Me: ...I'm Bi. I go both ways.
Friend: Yes but are you gay?

True story

 

[Labyrinth]

"Wait, you're a 16-year-old girl? How do you speak so well if you're a girl?"

I swear, never have I facepalmed harder.

 

[Dentedgod]

My friend's girl once asked me if I was smoking "non-cancer causing cigarettes"... The scary part is that she has multiple Bachelor degrees and a MBA...

 

[Zaits]

Anything that Vista's UAC has asked me.

 

[Hoxton]

You don't wanna know.

 

[Cucumber]

Me: You Judas!
Older Brother: What?
Me: Judas!
Older Brother: Who's that?
Me: *shocked* what?
Older Brother: Why are you calling me Judas?
Me: You really don't know?
Older Brother: Know what?
Me: Judas Iscariot?
Older Brother: Who's that?
Me: *incredulous* REALLY?
Older Brother: .....
Me: The disciple who betrayed Jesus?
Older Brother: Never heard of him.
Me: Omg seriously?
Older brother: *laughs* Its not like I need to know who he is in every day life!
Me: *facepalm*

That's like asking if somebody knows who Tom Bombadil is, then laughing if they don't...

Lol Not really. This isn't some obscure Tokien character we're talking about here. Seriously, its one of the things the majority of people just know.

Wait, who's this guy again? I seriously can't say I know him...

EDIT: Phew, fixed...

 

[Nukey]

probably "no famous person ever endorsed paintball" which is just false because William Shatner sponsored a scenario game titled "Shatner ball" which all the profits went to charity.

 

[Biek]

Her: what time is it?

Me: *peeks at someone elses watch while pretending to look at the sun* 4:30

Her: How did you do that?

Me: I can tell time by looking at the position of the sun.

Her: I don't believe it!

Me: Its real.

Her: Ok, i'll ask again in 5 minutes!

Me: ... Ok *trying not to laugh*

This is from a girl who also said: "Lost isnt real, right? Or does there just 'happen' to be a camera crew?"

 

[Julianking93]

"Videogames are juvinial and are just for little kids."

That person shall be destroyed

 

[are.you.the.god.its.me.vader]

"Is shakespeare still alive?"


I got kicked out of class, for literally shouting at her...

 

[lava_lamp]

this one girl thought J.F.K killed Lincoln

and the Nile was in America

*facepalm*

 

[GamingAwesome1]

A retard who told me that dumbarse and smartarse meant the same thing.

Their the opposite of each other....

 

[Redingold]

i dont need a reason to hate twilight to hate twilight.
someone once said to me "you dont feel pain in your eyes"

Um...you don't have nerve cells in the white of your eye. I think...

 

[Mr Frogurt]

A girl i knew forgot here own mother's name!
They don't live apart or anything she just forgot her mum's name, HER MUM'S NAME!!

 

[MrLS]

Well i was sitting with a friend before music lesson started.
He just started playing guitar and i was learning him smoke on the water since it's a nice beginner piece.

Girl walks in and goes ''What are you playing?''

Politely i answered ''Smoke on the Water''

And she goes ''Isin't that a Timbaland song?''

Me: ... You should be banned from listening to music... forever


Oh and another musical conversation

I was playing bass with distortion on

Random Guy: Nice guitar solo!

Me: Dude it's a bass

Random Guy: Cool! Can you play techno on that thing?

 

[uncle-ellis]

I have a few to get off my chest:
In History class I managed to convince the guy sitting next to me that general was spelt 'g-e-n-i-t-a-l-s' and he ended up writing it down and putting it in his essay.
When I went to the museum my mum asked, 'How did they know the dinosaurs' names?'. Also on the train back she asked the stranger we were sitting with having heard she visited China: 'Did you visit Hadrian's Wall?'
Sitting in the garden with my sister she turns to me and asks, 'What do pidgeons think?'-just one of those unanswerable questions. Also my sister at the age 12 didn't know what country we lived in and thought the capitol of England was Paris.

Where you adopted by a family of inbred degenarets.

Also "spider mans dead. it says so in my wolverine comic"

Edit: I cant spell degenarets, What painful irony.

 

[Redingold]

i dont need a reason to hate twilight to hate twilight.
someone once said to me "you dont feel pain in your eyes"

Um...you don't have nerve cells in the white of your eye. I think...

poke your eye for me real quick

I can tell you that putting in contact lenses doesn't hurt. I can poke the white of my eye and it doesn't hurt. Not the iris or anything, just the white.