Most idiotic thing a person has said or asked you

[manicfoot]

Me: You Judas!
Older Brother: What?
Me: Judas!
Older Brother: Who's that?
Me: *shocked* what?
Older Brother: Why are you calling me Judas?
Me: You really don't know?
Older Brother: Know what?
Me: Judas Iscariot?
Older Brother: Who's that?
Me: *incredulous* REALLY?
Older Brother: .....
Me: The disciple who betrayed Jesus?
Older Brother: Never heard of him.
Me: Omg seriously?
Older brother: *laughs* Its not like I need to know who he is in every day life!
Me: *facepalm*

 

[WeedWorm]

Do dragons really exist.

Seriously. The same person also asked a friend of mine "What are yoy reading for?" Anyone whose listened to Bill Hicks will know what Im talking about.

 

[SharPhoe]

"Why do you draw those little Kirby things all the time?"

Because I want to, good sir. I don't see why I would need any other reason.

OMG I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DID THIS

...Did what? The actual answer, or the drawing part?

 

[Torque669]

"Why do you draw those little Kirby things all the time?"

Because I want to, good sir. I don't see why I would need any other reason.

OMG I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DID THIS

...Did what? The actual answer, or the drawing part?

The actual drawings. Im actually going to go draw some. Sorry for interrupting this thread as I cannot remember any retarded people have told me. When I do Ill post them

 

[Evilvikingking]

"Bottom is not shit"

Bottom IS shit.

On topic: Probably the stupidest thing someone has ever said to me is "Obama is the anti-christ".
Do you really think Obama could take on that responsibility? He can barely run a country...or make a speech.

 

[Fanitullen]

I am an atheist that was once asked the following question by a friend that had previously been through a voluntary Bible studying class: "What's the difference between the Old and the New Testament?"

He thought they were the same book, with updates.

 

[crudus]

Do dragons really exist.

Seriously. The same person also asked a friend of mine "What are you reading for?" Anyone whose listened to Bill Hicks will know what Im talking about.

There was a Professor at my university that went on for 45 minutes about this special she say on Discovery (I think, could have been History) Channel about how dragons where filled with helium so they were light enough to fly etc. She wasn't just reciting what she saw; she was saying it like it was actually true! A certified professor at a reputable university thought that was a real documentary of dragons!

 

[Akilles79]

"There are no stupid questions, just hundreds of inquisitive idiots..."

 

[Christemo]

this happened today. the paris hilton-stupid hardstyle-lover of the class said it.

Teacher: *tells us what to clean in the house we have been in with the class for 3 days* he said it very loud and he used his serious voice.

annoying hardstyle-lover: What should we do now?

 

[Valkyira]

my friend got a message on xbox live saying " lern to spell u dum ass shithed" the guy was totally serious.

 

[joshhewer]

Personally my favourite ever comment is as follows (once again at school)

ME: Your such such a women
MATE: ... ehhh, so's you mum...

Lessons learnt me thinks...

 

[WeedWorm]

I am an atheist that was once asked the following question by a friend that had previously been through a voluntary Bible studying class: "What's the difference between the Old and the New Testament?"

He thought they were the same book, with updates.

Ha, Old Testament 2.0

Do dragons really exist.

Seriously. The same person also asked a friend of mine "What are you reading for?" Anyone whose listened to Bill Hicks will know what Im talking about.

There was a Professor at my university that went on for 45 minutes about this special she say on Discovery (I think, could have been History) Channel about how dragons where filled with helium so they were light enough to fly etc. She wasn't just reciting what she saw; she was saying it like it was actually true! A certified professor at a reputable university thought that was a real documentary of dragons!

/facepalm

 

[Reaperman64]

When i worked at a computing firm i got a call from a customer

he asked whether or not a computer could correct a word and i said spel check
he then replied no sometimes i use a different word to what i mean...is the anyway the computer can know what i mean...

 

[E_nchanted]

Question: Most idiotic thing a person has said or asked you

Awnser: Most idiotic thing a person has said or asked you

 

[BlueMartian]

"Are you asleep?"
EVERY SINGLE TIME I fall asleep in class. Sometimes if I'm lucky, they'll poke my head as they ask

 

[colo24]

I remember in class the guy sitting next to me asked me "how do you spell art?" I said "aret" he said "okay" and wrote it down

 

[squirrelman42]

customer: will my phone work anywhere in the country?
me: yes
customer: I'm going to Disney World next month, will it work there?
me: yes
customer: will it work in other countries:
me: no, they use different cell phone technologies
customer: will it work at the place in Epcot where you go to different countries?
me: *blink blink*

 

[DoctorWhat]

Question: Most idiotic thing a person has said or asked you

Awnser: Most idiotic thing a person has said or asked you

Yeah, cos that made sense...
If I remember anything myself I'll edit it in.

 

[Thyunda]

Me: You Judas!
Older Brother: What?
Me: Judas!
Older Brother: Who's that?
Me: *shocked* what?
Older Brother: Why are you calling me Judas?
Me: You really don't know?
Older Brother: Know what?
Me: Judas Iscariot?
Older Brother: Who's that?
Me: *incredulous* REALLY?
Older Brother: .....
Me: The disciple who betrayed Jesus?
Older Brother: Never heard of him.
Me: Omg seriously?
Older brother: *laughs* Its not like I need to know who he is in every day life!
Me: *facepalm*

That's like asking if somebody knows who Tom Bombadil is, then laughing if they don't...

 

[Bluebacon]

After spending an entire year and a half learning about Communist Russia, China and the Cold War, this girl in my class suddenly asks "who was Lenin". I wonder what her marks were.