Most idiotic thing a person has said or asked you

[SharPhoe]

This is the sort of attitude I'm looking for. All too often I'll hear some poser raving about how much he/she loves a band, but knows nothing whatsoever about them. It makes me want to slap their face and announce pistols at dawn.

Yeah, thankfully I'm not that stupid. I know what I do and don't know about bands, and I'm not gonna fib and say otherwise.

Also, you totally miscounted.

Oh, shit, I did. I can't believe I counted two, thought I had three, forgot about One, and wound up with four. XD

EDIT:
Wooters, 1337th post.

'Grats on that.

 

[FireFox170]

Something I heard today:
"What's the difference between a taco and burrito?"

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

"Why is your hair that color?"

"Brown is my natural color."

"Why isn't it blonde or something?"

"...."

 

[crudus]

I was on a bus with my female significant other (both of us in college) coming from the store with our arms around each other (important detail). Some teenagers get on the bus a sit around us and start talking to us. Eventually one of them asks us a serious of questions that jsut confused us and we joke about to this day. Note: the actual questions are not stupid by themselves but the series as a whole is odd.

them: Are you two married?
us: no
them: Are you brother and sister?
us: no
them: Are you two friends?
us: close enough
them: are you two fuck buddies?
us:

 

[Drof]

For me it has to be the girl in my class that said " Who were the nazi's? " after doing an entire course on world war 2 at school and then watching shindlers list. ¬¬

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

'Why do you read books?"

gah I can't think of anymore, I'll get back to this later if I do

Oh thats a classic. I love saying "Because, unfortunately, I cant eat them or drink them"

I tell them "Because my table's legs are all okay."

 

[rockingnic]

"How do you shoot?" Yes that was in a FPS game...

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

Guy: Hey, what are you listening to?

Me: Metallica.

Guy: Awesome! Metallica rocks! What song?

Me: Call of Ctulu.

Guy: I don't know that song.

Me: It's amazing; it's probably my favorite instrumental of theirs.

Guy: Huh? I didn't know Metallica did instrumentals. Songs without singing sucks.

Me: ...

Guy: What?

Me: Name four different Metallica songs.

Guy: Master of Puppets, One, Enter Sandman..... uh...

Me: Lost, huh?

Guy: I just can't think right now.

Me: Ok then, here's an easy one. Name two different albums.

Guy: ........I don't know.

Me: I'm finished talking to you. Have a nice day. *walks away*

My sister tries that crap all the time, when she tries to convince me that she likes Metallica and metal in general.

 

[cheesecake123]

my friend said that Poland was on Germanys side in WW2.

X-box live: I don't care if you beat me (can't remember the score) You will never amount to me cause I'm and OG 'Original gamer'... long pause... then me: whats the shape of Italy? Him: Being better than you.

I think he is retarded. what is the shape of italy: answer being better then you....that makes NO sense whatsoever

my other friend thought that Germany was boot shaped.

 

[crudus]

For two years someone hated me and my guts because they insisted I was lying about my hair color which has been changing for the passed several years. My hair was starting to get a red tint to it making it look like dye was fading. So, someone kept asking me what dye I used and I kept saying I didn't. To make matters worse: my facial hair is red but my mustache hair is almost bleach blonde which doesn't help my case at all.

 

[Haydyn]

(While playing risk)

Me: Play the British National Anthem!

Step sister: Ar ba ger lo ba na! Hahaha

Me: That made no sense.

Step sister: Yea it did.

Me: Do you know what language they speak in Great Britain, or rather England?

Step sister: No.

Me: They speak English... in England...

A 12 year old American girl does not know what language they speak in ENGLAND, dispite America at one point being a British subject. Ooo, mother England, I am so sorry my fellow Americans have been bad children. Since I am the good kid, can we go out for bagels?

Runners up:
What are you thinking about right now?

I started up SSBB, picked my character, went up against 3 level 9 computers, and chose a random map, and this guy said "Have you ever played before?" I just said yeah, and later he mentioned he had never played before, so it wasn't all that bad.

 

[Disaster Button]

Years ago in primary school, I'd get asked "HOW CAN YOU BE LEFT HANDED!!?1?!1!" from people who knew me and didn't. It was all kinda of stupid.

 

[StAUG]

After coming home with a new tattoo that was visibly still bleeding and wrapped with clingwrap, a girl looked at it for 5 long seconds and asked "Is that tatt real?"

No, I drew it on. Like, REALLY hard, you stupid *****.

 

[Dommyboy]

"Is the sun hot?"

A complete idiotic dero asked me that. After I answered that question, he then asked the teacher the same question and then asked me if we could walk on the sun.

 

[Ben Jamin]

"Are you wearing a hat?"
Asked by someone standing in front of me.
I just stared at them.

 

[sorry user name taken.]

~while on tf2~
chav: AGHHHVGKHYTFTDRDTR..~loud static noises~

~after putting up with it for a while~

me: turn your mic off

chav: ughh!! man its a girl!! whats your bra size!!

me: whats that got to do with tf...

chav: you sound hot can i have your numba




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[EMFCRACKSHOT]

I once heard someone said that there aren't any Jews anymore.
She really thought they'd all died in WW2.

Thats not as bad as whats ww2?

 

[Torque669]

"Why do you draw those little Kirby things all the time?"

Because I want to, good sir. I don't see why I would need any other reason.

OMG I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DID THIS