Most idiotic thing a person has said or asked you

[V1C3M4N]

Working at the greyhound stadium, punter walks up (brunette woman 20ish if it matters to you, quite fit actually, so she had probably gotten by on her looks up until this point), she asks to make a £2 win bet on dog number 4, couldn't have been simpler. Then she asks how much it would cost.

Also this may seem a bit harsh but it still made me chuckle, a disabled woman, 50+ years old came up to the counter (not to me) and handed over a results ticket (not a winning ticket or even a losing ticket) and insisted it was worth something, she wouldn't get the point after explaining it numerous times.

Another guy asked me how much the race programmes were (normal enough question) answer is £2, he then proceeds to make a couple of bets totaling £2, he then pulls out 2 race programmes that he has already bought (and so must have known how much they costed) and attempted to force one of them into my face as payment, to which I reply 'No mate... Thats not how it works, you need M-O-N-E-Y at this counter!'.

 

[soren7550]

In my American History class while watching the Normandy invasion part of Saving Private Ryan

Why are they shooting at them?

Why are they in boats?

Won't they be eaten by the sharks?

Is that Ryan?

Why doesn't the dead guy tell him that he's dead and doesn't need to be carried anymore?

These people seriously asked this and a whole fucking lot more. And these retards are 17 & 18! And because of these 'tards, my history teacher doesn't want to show movies anymore. Which sucks because he wanted to show us a Vietnam war move (it was going to be either Platoon or Full Metal Jacket.) and Black Hawk Down once we got to the Clinton administration. (figures, it's one of my favorite movies.)

 

[manicfoot]

Me: You Judas!
Older Brother: What?
Me: Judas!
Older Brother: Who's that?
Me: *shocked* what?
Older Brother: Why are you calling me Judas?
Me: You really don't know?
Older Brother: Know what?
Me: Judas Iscariot?
Older Brother: Who's that?
Me: *incredulous* REALLY?
Older Brother: .....
Me: The disciple who betrayed Jesus?
Older Brother: Never heard of him.
Me: Omg seriously?
Older brother: *laughs* Its not like I need to know who he is in every day life!
Me: *facepalm*

That's like asking if somebody knows who Tom Bombadil is, then laughing if they don't...

Lol Not really. This isn't some obscure Tokien character we're talking about here. Seriously, its one of the things the majority of people just know.

 

[Ethanor]

my littlebrother asked me, "why are you so mad", after he broke Halo 3

 

[Thyunda]

Me: You Judas!
Older Brother: What?
Me: Judas!
Older Brother: Who's that?
Me: *shocked* what?
Older Brother: Why are you calling me Judas?
Me: You really don't know?
Older Brother: Know what?
Me: Judas Iscariot?
Older Brother: Who's that?
Me: *incredulous* REALLY?
Older Brother: .....
Me: The disciple who betrayed Jesus?
Older Brother: Never heard of him.
Me: Omg seriously?
Older brother: *laughs* Its not like I need to know who he is in every day life!
Me: *facepalm*

That's like asking if somebody knows who Tom Bombadil is, then laughing if they don't...

Lol Not really. This isn't some obscure Tokien character we're talking about here. Seriously, its one of the things the majority of people just know.

The only reason I know it is because I had it drilled into my head at primary school. If I had been given the opportunity to NOT have to read the damned Bible and say prayers all the time, I'd be able to consider myself completely apart from religion.
Seriously, you can't laugh at someone for not knowing a religious character. Especially since Judas wasn't even given a choice in the matter. It had been decided that one of the apostles should betray Jesus, and Judas had the misfortune to be chosen.

 

[Schneebly]

I have a few to get off my chest:
In History class I managed to convince the guy sitting next to me that general was spelt 'g-e-n-i-t-a-l-s' and he ended up writing it down and putting it in his essay.
When I went to the museum my mum asked, 'How did they know the dinosaurs' names?'. Also on the train back she asked the stranger we were sitting with having heard she visited China: 'Did you visit Hadrian's Wall?'
Sitting in the garden with my sister she turns to me and asks, 'What do pidgeons think?'-just one of those unanswerable questions. Also my sister at the age 12 didn't know what country we lived in and thought the capitol of England was Paris.

 

[manicfoot]

Me: You Judas!
Older Brother: What?
Me: Judas!
Older Brother: Who's that?
Me: *shocked* what?
Older Brother: Why are you calling me Judas?
Me: You really don't know?
Older Brother: Know what?
Me: Judas Iscariot?
Older Brother: Who's that?
Me: *incredulous* REALLY?
Older Brother: .....
Me: The disciple who betrayed Jesus?
Older Brother: Never heard of him.
Me: Omg seriously?
Older brother: *laughs* Its not like I need to know who he is in every day life!
Me: *facepalm*

That's like asking if somebody knows who Tom Bombadil is, then laughing if they don't...

Lol Not really. This isn't some obscure Tokien character we're talking about here. Seriously, its one of the things the majority of people just know.

The only reason I know it is because I had it drilled into my head at primary school. If I had been given the opportunity to NOT have to read the damned Bible and say prayers all the time, I'd be able to consider myself completely apart from religion.
Seriously, you can't laugh at someone for not knowing a religious character. Especially since Judas wasn't even given a choice in the matter. It had been decided that one of the apostles should betray Jesus, and Judas had the misfortune to be chosen.

It was drilled into my head at primary school too and guess what? Me and my brother went to the same school which it made it a lot funnier. Btw I've not read the bible and am not religous. It doesn't matter whether it was his fault that he betrayed Jesus. A saying is a saying.

 

[Lopunny]

For two years someone hated me and my guts because they insisted I was lying about my hair color which has been changing for the passed several years. My hair was starting to get a red tint to it making it look like dye was fading. So, someone kept asking me what dye I used and I kept saying I didn't. To make matters worse: my facial hair is red but my mustache hair is almost bleach blonde which doesn't help my case at all.

Same with me XD my hair is dark, dark brown, but my facial hairs a blonde/ginger colour

 

[Lopunny]

Tom Bombadil? Obscure? Get out of this topic, before i set old man willow on you

 

[Aries_Split]

Start quote "I am an objectivist" End quote.

 

[Mavand]

Someone once asked me if Wario is a cheap knockoff of Mario,I'm serious.

 

[SnowCold]

It was abit after the ellection here, and it''s complicated, but in short, one person (Tzipi Livni) got most of the votes, but there was a 90% chance some other guy (Binyamin Netanyahu) will be the prime minister (which in the end he was).

So we talked about it in class, and some girl says: Livini won the election, and she will be the prime minister since she is the best!" and I said, "well, it's pretty oviuse Netanyahu will be prime minister" she just told me to shut up and that I don't know anything

This happened a few more times, untill one day, when everyone knew it was hopeless for Livni, we argued again and she said:"Did you want Netanyahu to win?" I said:"Not really, I though Livni was better", to which she replies with a straight face:
"Then why aren't you in denial?"

 

[SnowCold]

'I hate the f&^*%ng Jews cause they killed Jesus.'

I fell out of my seat laughing and nearly brained myself on a radiator. I then stood up and punched him in the side of the head under the auspice if he ever says anything that stupid again I'd end him. He considered himself a good catholic as well.

Began a lifetime distate for religious types.

Doesn't that count as a good catholic?

 

[M0rp43vs]

Here's a good one.
I'm an instrumentalist fan especially joe satriani,bucket head and steve vai but one day I was introduced to pantera.
Anyway, long story short, two "metal" fans(no, slipnot is gay, listening to them does not make you a "heavy metallist") approaches me while i'm listening to pantera on my ipod
Guy:what's up? listening to another pussy instrumental again?
other guy:Songs without singing is for gays
ME:Well, id rather take good music without singing than it be ruined by a vocalist who sounds like a girl or sounds like he's trying to be cookie monster... with a sock lodged in his trachea. besides this isn't an instrumental
guy:What is it? another gay pussy song?(ironic, you should hear some of the crap he listens to)
other guy:You just can't take metal, can't you?
Me....

Here, I set "cowboys from hell" to full volume and stuff the headphones into their ears.Left the school,never had to suffer their "music" again

 

[Thyunda]

Me: You Judas!
Older Brother: What?
Me: Judas!
Older Brother: Who's that?
Me: *shocked* what?
Older Brother: Why are you calling me Judas?
Me: You really don't know?
Older Brother: Know what?
Me: Judas Iscariot?
Older Brother: Who's that?
Me: *incredulous* REALLY?
Older Brother: .....
Me: The disciple who betrayed Jesus?
Older Brother: Never heard of him.
Me: Omg seriously?
Older brother: *laughs* Its not like I need to know who he is in every day life!
Me: *facepalm*

That's like asking if somebody knows who Tom Bombadil is, then laughing if they don't...

Lol Not really. This isn't some obscure Tokien character we're talking about here. Seriously, its one of the things the majority of people just know.

The only reason I know it is because I had it drilled into my head at primary school. If I had been given the opportunity to NOT have to read the damned Bible and say prayers all the time, I'd be able to consider myself completely apart from religion.
Seriously, you can't laugh at someone for not knowing a religious character. Especially since Judas wasn't even given a choice in the matter. It had been decided that one of the apostles should betray Jesus, and Judas had the misfortune to be chosen.

It was drilled into my head at primary school too and guess what? Me and my brother went to the same school which it made it a lot funnier. Btw I've not read the bible and am not religous. It doesn't matter whether it was his fault that he betrayed Jesus. A saying is a saying.

Well, if you went to the same school, that's completely different. When you wrote it, you implied that you'd randomly gone up to him and called him Judas. From his reaction, he struck me as the sort to pay little attention to things that don't concern him, so unless he claims to be a devout Christian, then your side of the conversation is the idiotic side.

 

[manicfoot]

Me: You Judas!
Older Brother: What?
Me: Judas!
Older Brother: Who's that?
Me: *shocked* what?
Older Brother: Why are you calling me Judas?
Me: You really don't know?
Older Brother: Know what?
Me: Judas Iscariot?
Older Brother: Who's that?
Me: *incredulous* REALLY?
Older Brother: .....
Me: The disciple who betrayed Jesus?
Older Brother: Never heard of him.
Me: Omg seriously?
Older brother: *laughs* Its not like I need to know who he is in every day life!
Me: *facepalm*

That's like asking if somebody knows who Tom Bombadil is, then laughing if they don't...

Lol Not really. This isn't some obscure Tokien character we're talking about here. Seriously, its one of the things the majority of people just know.

The only reason I know it is because I had it drilled into my head at primary school. If I had been given the opportunity to NOT have to read the damned Bible and say prayers all the time, I'd be able to consider myself completely apart from religion.
Seriously, you can't laugh at someone for not knowing a religious character. Especially since Judas wasn't even given a choice in the matter. It had been decided that one of the apostles should betray Jesus, and Judas had the misfortune to be chosen.

It was drilled into my head at primary school too and guess what? Me and my brother went to the same school which it made it a lot funnier. Btw I've not read the bible and am not religous. It doesn't matter whether it was his fault that he betrayed Jesus. A saying is a saying.

Well, if you went to the same school, that's completely different. When you wrote it, you implied that you'd randomly gone up to him and called him Judas. From his reaction, he struck me as the sort to pay little attention to things that don't concern him, so unless he claims to be a devout Christian, then your side of the conversation is the idiotic side.

Hmm its just a complete misunderstanding then. I didn't just randomly call him Judas for no reason. We were talking and he said something that I disagreed with so I called him Judas in jest (didn't write it down because I can't remember what we were talking about). My Dad and friends thought it was weird that he didn't know what it meant too so I figured it was a general knowledge thing.
Anyway, this has gone on long enough. It was something that I thought was funny (obviously wasn't to you) and its really not important enough to argue over like this So uhhh yeah. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

 

[messy]

You liek mudkips?

WOW that really is a stupid question. NO one likes water pokemon starters

I beg to differ, I always go water.

Now seriously someone once asked "how many undiscovered caverns are there?" and the reply they got was "37"