Most inappropriate thing you saw as a kid

[Mr.Squishy]

Tons.
Crack addict neighbour doing naked yard work while high as a kite.
Stephen King's It. Still have a clown phobia to this day.
A mentally retarded kid shitting in the bushes at the beach.
An old lady 'relieving' herself in a statue park, also in the bushes.
My uncle's porno mags, but I was way too young to understand anything related to that sort of thing.
That's off the top of my head, I know there's more lurking in the depths of my mind, repressed for my protection.

 

[VanQ]

I can't remember how old I was but I was very young when I found my dad's huge stash of porno on VHS. By very young I was certainly below the age of 10. I was looking for Christmas presents at the time out of boredom and found my way into the topmost shelves of my parent's walk in closet. It was a box large enough that I could have fit quite comfortably inside and it was packed to the brim with tapes from the 70s/80/early 90s.

I was actually pissed off when he threw them away, there were so many classics in there.

 

[Strazdas]

Its funny when people consider things like "family guy" inappropriate... ech. I didnt saw anything i would call inappropriate, but then it seems that inappropriate has got new definition now.

 

[Klumpfot]

when I was 6 I played a flash game reenacting the Virginia tech massacre with you in the driver's seat. and no i'm not a insane killer because of it. I prove Fox wrong.

You're 12 or 13 years old at most, then?

OT: I found porn in the woods in elementary school. Several times. Not particularly traumatizing, we mostly thought it was rather gross.

 

[Thaluikhain]

High School library had a copy of "Deliver us from evil", about the Yorkshire Ripper, and dealing with all sorts of rape, child prostitution and so on.

I think they got rid of it after a short while, though.

 

[icemasteryeti]

Plenty of things, but the worst was probably playing Diablo when I was 4. The Butcher saying "Ahhhh, fresh meat!" gave me nightmares.

 

[Bruce]

I think I was the only time my grade one teacher ever had to deal with a "What I did in my holiday" essay than mentioned bongs and having a dagga garden in the back. My brother still hasn't forgiven me.

 

[Zhukov]

Once when I was five I walked in on a couple having sex.

It was on an overnight ferry cruise. Me, mum and dad were going back to our cabin. The cabins had these swipe card locks that I really liked using. So mum gave me the keycard and let me run ahead to unlock the cabin. Except I went to the wrong cabin. For some reason the door opened after I swiped the card, despite being the wrong door, I presume it must have already been left unlocked. So I walk in and there's this young couple. They weren't quite going at it right then and there, but either they just had been or were just about to, right up until their door swung open and an oblivious five year old came waltzing in.

Of course, I still thought it was thought it was our cabin. So I ran back to my parents yelling that there were two naked people in our cabin, then dragged them back to show them.

I don't remember exactly what my parents said, but I do remember them quickly and awkwardly closing the door, explaining that it was the wrong cabin and then laughing a lot.

 

[Scars Unseen]

When I was 6 years old I saw a boat full of people blow up out in a lake. Saw some of the burnt bodies dragged ashore too.

 

[Casual Shinji]

I saw hardcore porn on TV once when I was like 6 or 7.

Expressions of pleasure appeared to me as expressions of extreme pain, which scared me off of the prospect of having sex for the next couple of years. See, being a kid I figured having sex was one of those things you would have to do once you grow up, like getting a job.

 

[Drummodino]

I did see my parents bonking once when I was around 11. Thankfully they didn't notice me and I bailed back to my room.

Other than that... I don't think there is much. I saw some movies and TV shows like Batman Returns that today I can see are quite graphic and I certainly wouldn't show a child. Yet I guess childhood obliviousness is a real thing, because I just thought Batman was awesome. The sexual stuff didn't even register with me.

 

[Teoes]

Most inappropriate? I 'unno, define inappropriate. Discarded porn mags or violent films probably? I've been watching Aliens and Terminator for longer than I can remember. When I was 12 and in a theatre production I misheard the reply when chapping on a dressing room door. About the best thing that could happen to a 12 year-old: walking in on an actress getting nekkid. She was gorgeous.

None of that.. seems actually inappropriate.

I saw hardcore porn on TV once when I was like 6 or 7.

Expressions of pleasure appeared to me as expressions of extreme pain, which scared me off of the prospect of having sex for the next couple of years. See, being a kid I figured having sex was one of those things you would have to do once you grow up, like getting a job.

The way you've worded that is hilarious. I should well think that you were not interested in having sex between the ages of roughly 7-9! I know what you mean though.

 

[Moloch Sacrifice]

My 5'0" grandmother's breasts, which sagged down to her knees. Two fucking feet.

Wait, that actually happens!?

OT, probably about 7, when I flicked through a few of the mens magazines my Dad used to buy. I could never understand why a magazine aimed at men had so many pictures of women in them...

 

[Scarim Coral]

I remember watching this thing which I think it was a love making scene (can't remember what it was, could be an ads or a show or film) but an obsure one at it (no it wasn't porn and it was obsure in that it was dark as in film in darkness). I remember that either my bro or his mate (we were watching it together with my dad) had to cover my eyes with his hands.

 

[Muspelheim]

Well, nothing I can really remember as noteworthy. Violent films and porn rags in the forest, the usual things. I wonder who it was that kept putting them there, it's as if porn grows on trees in certain enviroments.

Now, there was a lot of news watching in my household. When I was a young kid, I weren't allowed to watch with, for obvious reasons, which made me even more interested, taking the newspaper from the paper bin and trying to dechypher it from only the pictures. I did learn how to work the TV set, and managed to covertly watch the news on my own.

When there was a dreadful massacre in Bosnia during the war, the journalist flocked to it and had a field day. I happened on it, and they were panning over the bodies, as if to say "Look at it! LOOK AT IT!!", stopping just short of shoving the lens down an exit wound.

It was rather frightening, but I remember mainly thinking "No wonder they're coming here, then. Why are grown-ups making such a fuss?". I did understand why mum didn't like me watching the news, though. I think it must've been when I was five or so.

 

[Robert Marrs]

I caught my dad watching porn.

He tried to change the tab, but wasn't quite quick enough. He thinks I didn't see, but I did...

Lol. Same thing happened to me. Caught my dad red handed. I always feel like bringing it up eventually mainly because I want to know if he remembers.

OT: My grandfather let me rent Stephen Kings IT when I was about 6-7 years old. I did not sleep right for a month and now horror is completely ruined for me. Scary movies just come off ass cheesy now.

 

[JoJo]

Funny how everyone talks about finding porn mags in a forest, I have one right by my house which I have walked through regularly for the last decade and have never seen one there so far 0.o

As for the topic at hand, I can't really remember seeing anything that inappropriate when I was a kid, except perhaps a generic movie about people being eaten by sharks (Deep Blue Sea I believe?) when I about nine or ten. It wasn't traumatic or anything, just sort of surprising and cool at the same time since I'd never seen anything that graphic before.

 

[teqrevisited]

Not much that I can really remember plainly apart from all of the violent 80s action films that I saw before the age of 8. By that point it was probably the scene in Robocop where one of the villains gets partially melted by that toxic waste and then explodes into a puddle of blood and guts when he gets hit by a car. Even then it was just another cool thing in a film really.