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I'm actually pretty good at drinking, so I don't get that drunk out of my head. And I also never got why people talk about their over-drinking like it's a contest.
Let's face it, drinking too much = failing at drinking.
Let's face it, drinking too much = failing at drinking.
The drunkest I've ever been was when I was the only guy at my BFF's "wear anything but clothes" birthday party. Late in the night I decided to make a drink of vodka and rasberry vodka... Then i was forced to chug it... I don't remember much after that, but I substantially increased the number of people that saw my penis...
When I woke up the first thing the birthday girl said was "so apparently you have a foot fetish"
When I woke up the first thing the birthday girl said was "so apparently you have a foot fetish"
About somewhere between 2/3 and 3/4 of 750ml Jack Daniels. I was playing Rock Band 2 with my roommate and his older brother at the time. Shit was fun.
Captain morgan, Split the bottle between my friend and me... and then some gin... BAD IDEA.
ended up throwing my brains up out of my face and passing out for two hours... waking up wondering how I was dead yet, went swimming, almost through up again... so I passed out again.
ended up throwing my brains up out of my face and passing out for two hours... waking up wondering how I was dead yet, went swimming, almost through up again... so I passed out again.
When I was 17, I woke up one Sunday morning in bed. I didn't remember what happened the night before. The only problem was, it wasn't my bed, there was an unknown girl besides me, she spoke German, I was in Germany (live in the Netherlands, not far from the border though).
Imagine the conversation I had with the girl when she woke up...
Anyway, she became my girlfriend for the next two years, so all turned out well.
Imagine the conversation I had with the girl when she woke up...
Anyway, she became my girlfriend for the next two years, so all turned out well.
Beer, wine, my mates Sangria (a bottle of gin, a bottle of wine, a bottle of brandy, a bottle of vodka, fruit and juice mixed in a large punch bowl), plenty of scotch, lemonchello (god that stuff's horrible), a variety of other things that I was to drunk to remember, and, of course, absinthe.
Woke up the next morning with half my head shaved. Good times, hell of a party.
Woke up the next morning with half my head shaved. Good times, hell of a party.
I consider the "most intoxicated" moments to be after someone has blacked out, and if it has happened multiple times, compare them to figure out which time you did the most ridiculous stuff.
As for me i've only blacked out once, on alcohol. I think it was the first time I played the drinking game "King's Cup". After walking a block home, I tried to go to bed. But I felt like I'd throw up so I went into the bathroom. After about 30 mins I finally puked and continued to dry heave for the next few minutes. I still felt like I was going to puke again so I stayed there, but I got tired and laid down to keep comfortable while waiting for my next hurl. I got so comfortable that I passed out. Next morning as my mother got ready for work found me lying there and helped me back to bed. When I finally woke I had one of those delayed "Oh Shit!" moments. Followed by a facepalm.
As for me i've only blacked out once, on alcohol. I think it was the first time I played the drinking game "King's Cup". After walking a block home, I tried to go to bed. But I felt like I'd throw up so I went into the bathroom. After about 30 mins I finally puked and continued to dry heave for the next few minutes. I still felt like I was going to puke again so I stayed there, but I got tired and laid down to keep comfortable while waiting for my next hurl. I got so comfortable that I passed out. Next morning as my mother got ready for work found me lying there and helped me back to bed. When I finally woke I had one of those delayed "Oh Shit!" moments. Followed by a facepalm.
This year, July 23rd, we had a going away party since I was leaving for NZ for 2 weeks. After calculating it out I had something like... 5 or 7 shots, a few mixed drinks, a few flavored smirnoff ices, and I don't remember my last 2 shots of rum, but I remember waking up as my friends carried my ass to the bathroom and made sure I didn't die.
I kept threatening my best friend and getting a death grip on him or his shirt when he tried to leave... It was about the worst I have ever felt in my life. I couldn't even look at alcohol for the first week of my trip without having flashbacks.
I kept threatening my best friend and getting a death grip on him or his shirt when he tried to leave... It was about the worst I have ever felt in my life. I couldn't even look at alcohol for the first week of my trip without having flashbacks.
Apart from the time I drank myself sober, the most out of it drunk I can recall being was my first night at university. Me and my new flatmates went out to "break the ice".
From what I can remember and from various reports, I had 8 pints of Stella, 2 pints of Guiness Extra Cold and "some tequila". God knows how I found the flat, seeing as I'd only lived there a few hours!
I had a very long conversation with Huey on the big-white-phone when I did get back and would up asleep on the bathroom floor because I fell and couldn't get up.
Without a doubt that was the most trashed I have ever been and ever will be. The hangover was Titanic and I was ill for two days. I'm guessing that "some tequila" was their way of saying "lots of tequila".
Wardy
From what I can remember and from various reports, I had 8 pints of Stella, 2 pints of Guiness Extra Cold and "some tequila". God knows how I found the flat, seeing as I'd only lived there a few hours!
I had a very long conversation with Huey on the big-white-phone when I did get back and would up asleep on the bathroom floor because I fell and couldn't get up.
Without a doubt that was the most trashed I have ever been and ever will be. The hangover was Titanic and I was ill for two days. I'm guessing that "some tequila" was their way of saying "lots of tequila".
Wardy
Is this some kind of pissing contest?
Woke up in a dog house once.
In retrospect it's a wonder I didn't freeze to death.
I blacked out more times than I care (or can) remember in my youth. Not something I'm proud about, or brag about. If I hadn't been so hard on the bottle, I would probably had much better grades in high school. I definitively wouldn't had to retake a whole year at Uni. Would had one years worth of student loan less to worry about, and a year more of work experience and higher salary.
Luckily I started to drink more responsible before I became an alcoholic.
Woke up in a dog house once.
In retrospect it's a wonder I didn't freeze to death.
I blacked out more times than I care (or can) remember in my youth. Not something I'm proud about, or brag about. If I hadn't been so hard on the bottle, I would probably had much better grades in high school. I definitively wouldn't had to retake a whole year at Uni. Would had one years worth of student loan less to worry about, and a year more of work experience and higher salary.
Luckily I started to drink more responsible before I became an alcoholic.
Several years ago, experimenting with different substances I think. I spent 5 hours, sitting leaned back against the bed with a friend, gazing at the wall as we both tripped each other into seeing a pair of rats wrestling. Was probably the longest 'high' I had.
1) I don't remember half the night.
2) I pissed on the pool room floor.
3) I gave the middle finger to my father.
4) I went head over heals on a fire hydrant.
5) I broke my toilet door down while someone was still in there by leaning on it.
All of this in one night. And the hangover wasn't TOO bad considering.
2) I pissed on the pool room floor.
3) I gave the middle finger to my father.
4) I went head over heals on a fire hydrant.
5) I broke my toilet door down while someone was still in there by leaning on it.
All of this in one night. And the hangover wasn't TOO bad considering.
Picking one is so hard...there was the time I downed a bottle of Tequila in three chugs. There was the time I blacked out from drinking Jagermiester all night...the New Year's weekend where I drank more than a tray (24 cans to the layman) and half a litre of Whiskey....
It's been a while now, but when you drink all night on regular occasions it's bound to come up again with some point!
It's been a while now, but when you drink all night on regular occasions it's bound to come up again with some point!
2nd time drinking. My friend and I downed a pint of Jack Daniels each in pretty short order (Under an hour).
Once it all set in we both hit a point in which is now referred to by us as "Teleporting". When standing still we would be able to tell where we were, what we were doing, but the moment walking came into play... nothing.
Going from the living room, to the kitchen, then to the bathroom without ever remembering the walk to said places was just a little odd.
Needless to say, the majority of the night was spent giving nourishment to the toilet god.
Once it all set in we both hit a point in which is now referred to by us as "Teleporting". When standing still we would be able to tell where we were, what we were doing, but the moment walking came into play... nothing.
Going from the living room, to the kitchen, then to the bathroom without ever remembering the walk to said places was just a little odd.
Needless to say, the majority of the night was spent giving nourishment to the toilet god.