Most laughable Dialogue in a Game
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Dark Messiah of Might & Magic: "I heard from a fortune teller that I was going to die today..." - Random guard, before you kill him.
Psychonauts: "I'm gonna kick your Ass-tral projection" - Coach Oleander
So bad, they're good.
Dark Messiah of Might & Magic: "I heard from a fortune teller that I was going to die today..." - Random guard, before you kill him.
Psychonauts: "I'm gonna kick your Ass-tral projection" - Coach Oleander
So bad, they're good.
The way Snake constantly repeats what the other character just said to him, the dialogue in the 3D Sonic games, the games featured in Unskippable...actually screw this, I'll just say 'most games'.
Surprisingly enough, a line in Mass Effect made me laugh more than any other piece of bad dialogue.
It's part of a mission. Basically, you need to find out where a guy named Jax is getting his supplies. I suggest that I "persuade" him to tell me. The detective in charge suddenly yells "No! We can't tip Jax off!"
Can't tip Jax off!
tip Jax off!
Jax off!
/facepalm
But, it's BioWare, so whether it was a mistake or done on purpose, I'm ok with it, because it made me laugh.
It's part of a mission. Basically, you need to find out where a guy named Jax is getting his supplies. I suggest that I "persuade" him to tell me. The detective in charge suddenly yells "No! We can't tip Jax off!"
Can't tip Jax off!
tip Jax off!
Jax off!
/facepalm
But, it's BioWare, so whether it was a mistake or done on purpose, I'm ok with it, because it made me laugh.
Metal Gear Solid 3- General Raikov:
"Okay then, come on in!"
He was telling you to come into the bathroom he is using once you knock on the door too many times.
"Okay then, come on in!"
He was telling you to come into the bathroom he is using once you knock on the door too many times.
Well, there's always this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVsijmCFs50
There are quite a few good ones in Metal Gear Solid 2 when the AI starts going fruit-loop-badger-painting bonkers, as well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVsijmCFs50
There are quite a few good ones in Metal Gear Solid 2 when the AI starts going fruit-loop-badger-painting bonkers, as well.
"Their sinking cities with a giant worm!"
God I love Gears of War 2!
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God I love Gears of War 2!
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This. Also: "I've heard it's amazing when the giant turtle flapjack space does a raw blink on Hari-Kari rock. I need scissors! 61". Or words to that effect.FightThePower said:
Most of it.
Personal favorites include anything along the lines of "Be Careful"/"Don't get yourself killed" (Resident Evil 5) and "Don't hit those asteroids" (Dead Space).
Personal favorites include anything along the lines of "Be Careful"/"Don't get yourself killed" (Resident Evil 5) and "Don't hit those asteroids" (Dead Space).
I think anyone who has ever played King's Quest: Mask of Eternity will back me up when I say THAT game deserves the prize.
There are only so many times a man can hear 'tis beyond my reach! before he whacks out.
And if you start every other sentence by saying, Lo ! then it's time to die.
There are only so many times a man can hear 'tis beyond my reach! before he whacks out.
And if you start every other sentence by saying, Lo ! then it's time to die.
I remember when i got to the part where the game goes crazy I had no idea what was going on.dragonsatemymarbles said: