Most laughable Dialogue in a Game

[ShotgunSmoke]

"I have THIS!!" Barry ,the greatest virtual ginger who ever lived (after Gordon freeman of course)

Gordon isn't ginger, is he?

On topic, I DON'T HAVE YOUR STONE, AND FUCK YOU ANYWAY!

 

[timmytom1]

"I have THIS!!" Barry ,the greatest virtual ginger who ever lived (after Gordon freeman of course)

Gordon isn't ginger, is he?

On topic, I DON'T HAVE YOUR STONE, AND FUCK YOU ANYWAY!

Gordon is kinda ginger if you look at the promo shots of the world angriest physysist

 

[Christemo]

the dialogue of XT002-Deconstructor in Ulduar. ive heard of people wiping to him just because of his awesomely fun dialogue.

also Mimiron´s dialogue.

 

[gunbladejoe]

Well, there's always this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVsijmCFs50

There are quite a few good ones in Metal Gear Solid 2 when the AI starts going fruit-loop-badger-painting bonkers, as well.

sounds like alot of people like messed with that intro alot or something.

 

[4fromK]

I think what I saw of blood on the sand on Unkippable was pretty laughable. I caould really see why yahtzee thought the scriptwriters were having a subtle dig a fiddy

 

[Strategia]

Half laughable, all cringingly bad: Unreal Tournament 3 campaign cutscenes.

GlaDOS: "Well done, Android. The Enrichment Center reminds you that android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance."

 

[Yooz]

"Poor performance indeed!" ~Albert Wesker, Resi 5

 

[Lukeydoodly]

Laughing scene FFX.

 

[Lord Krunk]

"Talking makes you die!"
-Haschel, Legend of Dragoon (an awesome game famous for its terrible translation).

 

[Anth]

"I spill my drink!" Can't remember were that is from. :/

Another gem from Deus Ex. The Russians in the Hong Kong nightclub say this if you wait around long enough.

 

[Ben Jamin]

"Its a worm! THEY'RE SINKING CITIES WITH A GIANT WORM!"
Ah couldn't help laughing at that.

 

[dangertoons]

Basically everything from Resident Evil Survivor

 

[Ernstige Jan]

I thought most of the San Andreas dialogue was laughable. But that's mainly Carl's voice.

 

[jimduckie]

in gta4 a guy says to a woman " as long as i have a face ,you have a place to sit " this line made me spill my beer and i chuckled for a bit

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

2 words: 'BARRY! JILL!'

 

[JimmieDean]

For anyone who has played Star Ocean : The Last Hope:

"'kay Grampa I'm going to go now 'kay"
"He's my little doggie, 'kay?"

etc... 'kay?

ahhh i just got to that part kay

I might get that game, is it any good, 'Kay?

I thought it was very good, kay. Its Star Ocean they haven't made a bad game yet, kay. But you really do have to shut your mind off almost everytime that little girl speaks, kay.

 

[quack35]

"I've fought MUDCRABS more fearsome than you!"

"This is the part where you fall down and BLEEEEEEEEEEEEED to death!"

 

[demoman_chaos]

MGS3 is full of awesome. Call Para-Medic with a new food and you usally stumble across some funny stuff. Sigint also has some excellent lines, especially if you call him after the nightmare mini-game.

 

[Jandau]

In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's you !!
CATS: How are you gentlemen !!
CATS: All your base are belong to us.
CATS: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
CATS: Ha ha ha ha....
Operator: Captain !! *
Captain: Take off every 'ZIG'!!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'ZIG'.
Captain: For great justice.

Even though "All your base are belong to us!" went to become the most famous of all the lines in that sequence, I personally find "Somebody set up us the bomb." to be the real source of hillarity. That, and "For great justice!"...