I fuckin loved Bubba Hotep.manicfoot said:
Just nitpicking, they dyed JFK to make him black rather than the brain thing. I think.
Most laughably absurd plot for a movie you've ever heard in your life?
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Just nitpicking, they dyed JFK to make him black rather than the brain thing. I think.
Turkish star wars..... I'm not sure what the real name of it is, but google "turkish star wars" and you should be able to watch the whole thing on Google Video...... does it have a plot? I mean, even though I couldn't understand the language, there's no way that film had a coherent plot.
Runner up would be Eraserhead, but that film doesn't count because I think it doesn't really have a "plot".
Runner up would be Eraserhead, but that film doesn't count because I think it doesn't really have a "plot".
Teeth. Personally never seen the movie (and possibly never want to either), but when my friend went 'yeah, vagina with teeth' I knew it was some serious shit.
The crank series. I'm not really sure how a man can survive a fall from a helicopter and then get his heart replaced by a battery.
So you get some snakes right, the you put them on a plane...
Also, another terrible movie... you get some flesh-eating zombie disease, you then carry it on a passenger plane...
Also, another terrible movie... you get some flesh-eating zombie disease, you then carry it on a passenger plane...
Chandi Chowk to China: An Indian man with bad luck gets mistaken for the rebirth of a Chinese peasant warrior, and must defend helpless Chinese villagers from an evil crime lord.
I should also say that Chandi Chowk to China is my favourite movie in the universe. It doesn't mean I can't notice that it's on crack. But seriously, it's fucking awesome.
AN ALBINO GIANT IN A SILVER FUR LINED COAT THROWS A BABY AND A COP OFF THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA OK
If you can't appreciate that you have no soul, sorry to say.
I should also say that Chandi Chowk to China is my favourite movie in the universe. It doesn't mean I can't notice that it's on crack. But seriously, it's fucking awesome.
AN ALBINO GIANT IN A SILVER FUR LINED COAT THROWS A BABY AND A COP OFF THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA OK
If you can't appreciate that you have no soul, sorry to say.
You know it's based on a real battle, the Battle of Thermopylae, right? The film itself might not be exactly truthful to the history, but the premise is stuff that actually happened.tharwen said:
Fixed that for you, the Persians were invading the Greek city states. And yes it actually happend, albeit not in the form of the picture. Especially those other soldiers were portrayed in a way too negative light, they did a lot more.tharwen said:
It still baffles me how they continue to somehow get funding for their dreadful, dreadful films. They made two last year! Superhero Movie and Disaster Movie! Who keeps giving them money?Vrex360 said:
Absolutely. If the film had been more historically accurate, it would have been called 1300. Along with the 300 Spartans, about 1000 Thespians stayed behind to help fight off the Persians.Assassinator said:
Halloween III: Season of the Witch. Remember, Michael Myers, the killer in all the Halloween movies? Well he isn't in Halloween III. Why? Well they killed him off in 2, only to bring him back in 4, so what'd you get with Season of the Witch? Pure bad plot gold. To give a brief summary, a guy who looks like he's attended one too many Magnum P.I. conventions teams up with some girl he hasn't ever met before, and they set off to solve the mystery of the girl's father's death. Turns out that an Irish toy company staffed by androids stole part of stonehenge, this was hooked up to a computer and used to produce cursed Halloween masks. Then on Halloween they're going to broadcast a special signal on the air, and any kid who is wearing their mask while the signal goes out will have their head melted, and snakes and bugs will come out of the ooze.
... You can't make this kind of shit up.
... You can't make this kind of shit up.
Electric Dreams. Released in the early eighties, my memory is a little hazy, but I think that the plot goes something like this:
The main character is called Miles. He decides that he needs to get in to this new computer fad that's going around, so buys himself a personal computer with all the gubbins. Late at night, after setting it all up, he spills champagne all over his new computer. Naturally, this causes the computer to become sentient. Miles falls in love with the girl next door, who's played by Virginia Madsen. He then enlists the help of the computer - who's called Edgar by the way - to win her heart.
Unfortunately, Edgar also falls in love with Ms. Madsen, and begins to compete with Miles for her heart. After a degree of hijinks, Edgar realises that Virginia can never love him, so he sends a massive electrical charge through the 'phone line, around the world, and back to himself, whereupon he explodes. Miles and his lady drive off in to the sunset. But then, the soul of Edgar takes over all the radio stations in America, intercoms as well, and plays the song 'Electric Dreams', by Phil Oakey and Giorgio Moroder, to which the general population dance wildly.
I can't recommend this film highly enough; it's an incredible story that shows just how ignorant people once were about what computers could and couldn't do.
The main character is called Miles. He decides that he needs to get in to this new computer fad that's going around, so buys himself a personal computer with all the gubbins. Late at night, after setting it all up, he spills champagne all over his new computer. Naturally, this causes the computer to become sentient. Miles falls in love with the girl next door, who's played by Virginia Madsen. He then enlists the help of the computer - who's called Edgar by the way - to win her heart.
Unfortunately, Edgar also falls in love with Ms. Madsen, and begins to compete with Miles for her heart. After a degree of hijinks, Edgar realises that Virginia can never love him, so he sends a massive electrical charge through the 'phone line, around the world, and back to himself, whereupon he explodes. Miles and his lady drive off in to the sunset. But then, the soul of Edgar takes over all the radio stations in America, intercoms as well, and plays the song 'Electric Dreams', by Phil Oakey and Giorgio Moroder, to which the general population dance wildly.
I can't recommend this film highly enough; it's an incredible story that shows just how ignorant people once were about what computers could and couldn't do.
Doom, the movie.
"Ok... we're making a movie about a video game. This game is about scientists who accidently open up a portal to hell and demons break free into our dimension and one soldier fights his way through hell and kills satan"
"what was that? I wasn't listening. All I heard was something about genetic modification that could be affected by a genome that determines if your good or evil"
What... the.... hell...
"Ok... we're making a movie about a video game. This game is about scientists who accidently open up a portal to hell and demons break free into our dimension and one soldier fights his way through hell and kills satan"
"what was that? I wasn't listening. All I heard was something about genetic modification that could be affected by a genome that determines if your good or evil"
What... the.... hell...
So, I'm not flaming you, because I don't want to get suspended again, but explain yourself. The fact that you said, and I quote, "There wasn't a single part in the movie that could be explained with logic" feels like a complete cop out. Considering how many people love this movie, I think you owe it to us to explain that statement with some detail, unless you're content to be the schmuck who claims that Iron Man made no sense with absolutely nothing to back up your statement.stinkychops said:
