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rossatdi

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Oh shit. I forgot the one that happens every other month. I get cramp in my right calf really bad. This has happened for a while but I started jogging about 6 months ago and now the muscle is so much bigger (and stronger). It just clamps on for about 10 minutes at a time causing me to literally writhe in agony.

It'll hurt after that for about a week although I get full strength back almost straight away.

Skeletal muscle cramps hurt like a *****.
 

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thiosk said:
Probably finding out my 3 month old kitten had leukemia.

way worse than any physical pain i'd ever experienced in my 27 years.

You know your an Asshole when you laugh at that. I'm sorry for your kitten,Sorry for laughing. Am I going to hell?


Edit: Stubing my toe into an Oak Colllum and breaking nine bones.
You sir, are going to hell. But not just any hell, you'll be going to a special hell reserved for you and E.T. Cartridges for the Atari 2600. (Yes, that bad.)
 

Galletea

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We were in a metalwork class and I was holding a long pipe still for my friend to saw. Some fool decided that running around was a good idea and ran into the back of him, he slipped and sawed into my wrist.

Mental anguish wise: The death of a friend, caused by a drunk driver. Then finding out that the driver responsible got a sentence of 6 months and was out in 3.
 

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rossatdi said:
Gastric flu. Not so much immediately painful as the worst I've ever felt. An entire week spent travelling between bed and toilet.
I know how that is, I just got over that. Mine would probably be when, well... I guess it is just a lot of little injuries put together, really.
 

Ultrajoe

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My spine giving out, happens around twice a year when i do something stupid like drop off a high ledge or hike for a long period of time. I cannot describe the sheer agony of the feeling, it's like someone has forced a searing hot chainsaw up your back and every breath you take is twisting it around.

Really, fine every other damn day of the year. Never even a twinge. But by damned if i always manage to do something stupid and then just fall down and pray to god that it stops.
 

Cahlee

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Every couple of weeks or so my legs spazz up. It's because my legs used to be turned in. And now they hate me. But yeh, I've spent alot of nights crying my eyes out.
 

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Skull fracture



Until you have experienced it there is nothing that can describe the physical and emotional sensation of feeling your skull move.
 

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SimuLord said:
but for a 20-year-old in his first real serious adult relationship, it was a roller-coaster ride for the ages.
Ain't 20 kind of young to be engaged? Different strokes I guess, very different strokes indeed. I was 19(and still am 19)when I had my first ever relationship which I thought was going to be long term, how stupid was I, 7-8 months down the line(now)I'm so glad she broke up with me, gave me a chance to better myself and find things that I enjoy to do, also I get to play the field and sleep with any girls I like:p.

Win Win:D

On topic though I would say the time I tried a reverse(Parkour move) around a rail and ended up smacking my elbow into my knee, my whole arm was tingling for about an hour and I couldn't do anything with it for a while after. Just a common mistake on my part though, it hasn't happened again since then.
Sometimes also when I'm sitting down(always sitting down as well, never whilst standing)my leg will seize up and it's a desperate struggle each time to straighten it and get the feeling back in my leg, it feels like the bone is going to come shooting out the side of my leg, not pleasant. It's always the fucking right leg too, why!!!!.
 

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handofpwn said:
rossatdi said:
Gastric flu. Not so much immediately painful as the worst I've ever felt. An entire week spent travelling between bed and toilet.
I know how that is, I just got over that. Mine would probably be when, well... I guess it is just a lot of little injuries put together, really.
Interestingly though I wouldn't not have had it if I had had the choice. I lost about 3/4 stone from starvation and it gave me the kick to start exercising! Since the flu I lost over 3 stone!
 

Handofpwn

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Okay, I think mine would have to be the second time that I fell and cracked open the skin on the back of my head. It hurt like hell for a week, had to get stitches and everything.
 

Ocara

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Not my pain. But a mates...

He 'broke' his penis during sex.. girl was on top, it came out, she went down, and it bent it right back. I'm sure of the medicalness behind it, but he broke his penis :p
 

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I was cleaning up styrofoam around my backyard not very dangerous I know. Needless to say I got bored and decided to just kick the styrofoam into a pile; I found a large piece and decided to punt it as hard as I could, it just so happened that I kicked the styrofoam with my ingrown toenail, it also just so happened that the styrofoam was actually broken cinderblock.
 

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got one stitch in my sack...you know what sack im talking about... it got sewed without anaesthetic's.... the 5 longest minutes of my life :S...was after i hit a iron pole :/
 

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Khell_Sennet said:
or the time I had all four wisdom teeth and one molar removed.
Ditto. This past May I had three wisdom teeth (I only had three) and two molars removed in one shot. I never felt any pain from the act of getting them out though. Going in, getting knocked out, and waking up was all, of course, painless, and I never felt any pain afterward, just discomfort from the giant holes in my head and of course a lot of bleeding. However, the fact that I didn't feel any pain after is probably because nothing could have possibly hurt me as much as they were when they were still in my head. I have some rather severe dental problems, and had waited too long to get them taken out (due to fear, foolishly enough). I went through a few episodes in the couple of weeks before the surgery where the pain would flare up so bad I literally couldn't stand.

It taught me a valuable lesson though. Anything the dentist does to me can't be worse than what will happen if I don't let him do it to me.
 

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Physically, when I fell (during netball, of all sports) and tore a muscle, a tendon and burst a blood vessel in my left ankle, and also managed to slip three spinal disks out of place. I practically lived at the physio after that...

Emotionally, having a friend diagnosed with a brain tumor at 16 and die at 18.
 

Dudemeister

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Getting drop kicked onto a bowling lane.
To be fair, I never should have been trying to throw bowling balls at the guy anyway.
 

Fraeir

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I myself have not been subjected nor fallen victim to any tremendous physical pain as I can recall.. So I'll have to say my emotional pain is the worst in my life.

A few years back, a friend (However, I didn't know him too well >.<) died when he and some other were out swimming, he slid on a slippery rock and hit his head severely, and fell into the water, he was found a couple of hours later by divers, as he went far down... Later it was discovered the hit to his head had been the death blow, which is at least was instant, and not painful.

My paternal grandparents both died this year, first my grandmother in late January, and after giving up without her around, my grandfather died in late June.

As I've long moved past these events, and coping with a depression about a year ago, my current pain is (as I've mentioned in appropriate threads around here already) being in love for the first time.. I'll mention that I've never been with someone, I've never been looking for someone, and I've never felt the desire to be with someone, before recently, that is.

The fact that I admire this girl so much, and there is nothing more I'd want to than to make her happy, makes my heart twist, and as pleasant as that feeling is, I can say it hurts as well.. and, lame as I am, it hurts alot, as I believe she would have no real interest in someone like me, and thus she is the only one that could make the pain go away, so to speak. ^^;