Most Painful Thing Ever
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Holy hell. That not only hurts like hell as I imagine it, but also hits close to home as I'm in physical therapy right now for an injury to my back sustained during my army duty here in Sweden. I imagine the highest risk for injury is indeed during BCT. Got mine during the basic military training, which is kind of mandatory here and is eleven months long.intergral said:When I was in BCT for the Army (waaay back in '04), I fell off a 5-ton and broke my tibia/fibula out in the field. It sucked pretty hardcore. I had to have a rod and three screws put put in my leg, not to mention eight months of physical therapy.
On topic, I'd say either the time I got a knife in the gut, or the other time another impaled my knee from behind. Hard to choose really. The slash across my chest stinged like hell, and could easily have been deadly, but when it comes to pure pain, there's nothing like gut or knee impalement, I kid you not.
I had a "small" dental procedure a while ago involving the severing of some tendons in my upper gum, and the dentist who did it (an absolute loser in every respect except his paychecks)didn't leave the anaesthetic to set in long enough. Twenty minutes with a scalpel in my gums later, and you get the picture.
Physically, two things. Both of them within a month of each other at Army BCT (which I JUST got back from).
The first would be the severe cold of Ft. Knox, KY where my hands were so cold, that first, I couldn't feel them, and then I felt them again, only this time my finger-bones felt like they were cracking inside my skin. It was, I think, 9 degrees outside, no gloves, I'd slept outdoors the night prior to that particular morning, and so my core body temperature wasn't very high to begin with. What a horrible breakfast that was.
The other would probably be the CS Gas Chamber that every soldier is made to go through. The formula for this gas is ten-times the strength of riot-grade tear gas. It is an excercise to make us trust our Army issued equipment. We go into the chamber with our masks on. We lift the mask to ensure it is on properly, then clear it so we can breath through it. Then they begin burning something, I'm not sure what, in a large metal can in the center of the room. Gas begins circulating. First it burns your skin, like alcohol on an open cut, only everywhere. Not that bad, but it opens your eyes. Then you start smelling it, a horrible, hot, smell. Then they make you take off your mask. Once you start breathing it in (because they make you open your eyes and breath) it destroys any attempt you make at breathing and it instantly tears your eyes up. I gagged on my own airway, weezing and coughing at the same time. It hurt pretty bad. Your nose, eyes, and mouth drains any kind of mucus currently inside your head, so you get alot of snot and spit and tears on the floor. All pretty gross.
I didn't even really take it that bad, some guys looked like they actually might die, screaming and carrying on like they were losing a lung. Apparently it effects others differently. Regardless, it was an experience I would like to never repeat.
The first would be the severe cold of Ft. Knox, KY where my hands were so cold, that first, I couldn't feel them, and then I felt them again, only this time my finger-bones felt like they were cracking inside my skin. It was, I think, 9 degrees outside, no gloves, I'd slept outdoors the night prior to that particular morning, and so my core body temperature wasn't very high to begin with. What a horrible breakfast that was.
The other would probably be the CS Gas Chamber that every soldier is made to go through. The formula for this gas is ten-times the strength of riot-grade tear gas. It is an excercise to make us trust our Army issued equipment. We go into the chamber with our masks on. We lift the mask to ensure it is on properly, then clear it so we can breath through it. Then they begin burning something, I'm not sure what, in a large metal can in the center of the room. Gas begins circulating. First it burns your skin, like alcohol on an open cut, only everywhere. Not that bad, but it opens your eyes. Then you start smelling it, a horrible, hot, smell. Then they make you take off your mask. Once you start breathing it in (because they make you open your eyes and breath) it destroys any attempt you make at breathing and it instantly tears your eyes up. I gagged on my own airway, weezing and coughing at the same time. It hurt pretty bad. Your nose, eyes, and mouth drains any kind of mucus currently inside your head, so you get alot of snot and spit and tears on the floor. All pretty gross.
I didn't even really take it that bad, some guys looked like they actually might die, screaming and carrying on like they were losing a lung. Apparently it effects others differently. Regardless, it was an experience I would like to never repeat.
happened to me when i broke my clavicle wrestling a guy 30lbs more then me:/...or when i got knocked unconscious when kicked in the back while tyieing my shoe by my own teammate while off to the side...havent recovered since...FLSH_BNG said:
though the guy with the pelvis and nuts is the worst here by far
Prolapsed bowel @ age 8.
Trust me, this is not a nice experience, basically your intestines fall out through your.. *cough* ... well, just take my word for it, it's quite painful. (oh and lots and lots of blood)
If you seriously want to know more : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rectal_prolapse
Trust me, this is not a nice experience, basically your intestines fall out through your.. *cough* ... well, just take my word for it, it's quite painful. (oh and lots and lots of blood)
If you seriously want to know more : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rectal_prolapse
I heard somewhere that the worst pain a person can experience is getting their femur snapped in half. Never happened to me of course, I've managed to never break a bone in my life. I think the worst pain I've ever had was a migraine with a serious cold, so I kept sneezing, reactivating the migraine.
My worst was when I fell off my bike onto an agave plant, shoving a cactus spine a half-inch into my brain.
A LOTTA blood there...
-Dread_Reaper
A LOTTA blood there...
-Dread_Reaper
Having a glass bottle explode in my hand due to heat. That really hurt i got burns and glass stuck in my hand.
Was at a party and some idiots ended up throwing glass beer and spirit bottles on the fire and no one realised until last minute. Then they realised that they would probably explode, didnt want to use a stick or anything to get them out incase when i knocked them they shattered or exploded from being prodded around so i used my hands, was all good got all of them out until i picked up the last one which exploded in my hand.
Didnt hurt at first but i definatly felt it after. Would have rather have done that than them all explode at once and glass go everywhere to be honest.
Was at a party and some idiots ended up throwing glass beer and spirit bottles on the fire and no one realised until last minute. Then they realised that they would probably explode, didnt want to use a stick or anything to get them out incase when i knocked them they shattered or exploded from being prodded around so i used my hands, was all good got all of them out until i picked up the last one which exploded in my hand.
Didnt hurt at first but i definatly felt it after. Would have rather have done that than them all explode at once and glass go everywhere to be honest.
first is slicing my hand open all the way across the palm, didn't hurt so bad until I saw all the tendons and bones working through the 2 inch hole in my hand. second is crashing my motorcross bike into a barbed wire fence. I went through the fence and the wire dug into my right leg and tore through my leg from the hip to just above my ankle. didn't hurt till I looked at it.Also I once stepped on a bent horseshoe nail didn't hurt going in but pulling it out hurt like a motherbitch.
I'm still afraid of needles though
I'm still afraid of needles though
Hehe. Looks like we've had some similar experiences thanks to the military. I'll have to say the same thing to the gas; it's not as bad as some say it is. I guess I handle stuff like that really good. The cold too, which I guess is natural, being a Swede. Still makes you want to die though, at a certain degree of extremity and length of exposure. We've got plenty of that here...Ares Tyr said:
meh, iron bar right into my cheek,got stitches it really fucking hurt, and I all my shirt got covered in blood. Also, when I fell 5 meters and landed on my hip and head, I woke up and didn't remember how I got there, although I felt a lot of PAIN in my hips ooh..it's gone purple?¡ why would that be?¿
although, knowing that the girl you've liked for a a year considers you his bestest of friends is much much more painful than any physical pain I will EVER receive, although that is past and affects me no more(luckily)
EDIT:and by like I mean I really felt something serious for her
although, knowing that the girl you've liked for a a year considers you his bestest of friends is much much more painful than any physical pain I will EVER receive, although that is past and affects me no more(luckily)
EDIT:and by like I mean I really felt something serious for her
The time I spectacularly broke my left leg in three places catching a pass and taking that ***** 74 yards and getting horse collared as I high stepped(deion sanders esque) into the endzone. Ending the game, and, my ability to walk for a year.It was incredibly poetic looking at my leg in that terribly painful contortion, I did not feel the pain...Until they moved me, that shit was brutal. But I was thankfully young enough to recover fully from it and not suffer any major structural damage. Good times.