Most Painful Thing Ever

[fluffylandmine]

Having dry skin then being stabbed 5 times and having to walk 2 miles in the snow, and then glowing pink for 2 days.

Oh what a way to say "Welcome to Minnesota".

Stabbed? O,o Like in... stabbed?

Yes, as in yes.

 

[InvisibleMilk]

Slicing my knee open after tripping and falling into a glass vase.
ended up getting 22 stitches.
i was about, umm, either 8 or 7 cant remember.

 

[Mean Mother Rucker]

I had a hole punched through my eardrum by a mentally-handicapped child with a lollipop.
That wasn't the most painful part, but when I went to the otologist, he tore out a scab that was sitting over the cuts I sustained and tore out a few hairs with it.
That, or playing baseball with a hornet's nest with my dad (My dad still has some scars from that incident).

 

[nabaal]

I was running full tilt across a dirt road when I saw the water filled ditch on the other side.
I attempted to both stop and superman it over at the same time. It was at that moment my good friend mister dignity decided to tell me effective immediately he was on vacation. I flopped into the water hitting my knee off a rock. This caused it to pop out of place. I am not ashamed to say I cried a little that day.

For self inflicted I volunteered to be tazed and pepper sprayed for an MP course to get out of work early.

 

[Jtar]

I guess that would have been me ripping out half my back by falling on a tent herring. Tore a gash from my tail bone up halve way to my shoulder.

 

[MasterStratus]

Hitting my toe against a rock so hard my toenail broke and fell out...

 

[Bleak777]

I'd have to say that one of my most painful experiences is when I separated the muscle from my femur. Another painful moment was when I fell 20 feet and faceplanted onto sandstone. That really wasn't a pleasant experience, either.

 

[Jumplion]

I fell on football equipment once.

On my armpit.

If it cut any deeper I might have died from bloodloss, you know the sweat glands an' all.

But I think the biggest pain I had was during school. I just recently got a surgery to bring my sternum bone up (a Pectus [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pectus_excavatum] in medial terms) by inserting a metal bar in my chest.

I was just walking down and two guys were playing around with eachother, and one of them suddenly twisted around and slapped me right in the chest.

I completely lost my breath, I nearly passed out, I couldn't see, I couldn't breath, and I was panicking. It hurt like hell. I went to the nurses office to catch my breath (acompinied with a teacher obviously) and I was careful from then on.

Also, I couldn't sneeze or the same thing (albiet with less severety) would happen. I really wanted to sneeze.

 

[Mr. Payne]

Umm living with you ..ahh... [Insert word here] is the most painful thing I experience.... Humans are annoying.. and stupid...to a painfull degree depending on how "enlightened" you are... That or getting a 3rd degree burn as a small child, but I dont remember that.

 

[fat american]

Hyper-extending my knee. I could see my lower leg looking straight foward but my upper leg was straigt down. I got to ride around in a wheel chair for a few days.

I was a little young but when I bit clear through my tounge hurt pretty bad. Tounges scar really weird.

 

[Smyter]

Kicked in the groin with steel toed boot only thing that could make it worse is if it had nails that exploded on impacted and was covered in acid

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

Physically? Probably the time I was hitchhiking on the Mass Pike at night, saw a truck coming up way too close to the breakdown lane line, dove out of the way, rolled down an embankment, and slammed into a chainlink fence. Hurt like hell but nothing was broken so I climbed back up the bank, walked the two miles to the nearest rest area, and caught a ride with a trucker to my destination.

Emotionally? April 8, 1998. I came home from class to find my fiancée waiting for me...she broke up with me and I couldn't move out of the apartment we shared until the end of the month. The closest I've ever come to committing a homicide while sober came when she brought her new boyfriend home and made out with him in the spare bedroom while I was home. This led to me hooking up with a female friend about a week and a half later, ruining the friendship in the process, and screwing her on the bed I used to share with that ex-fiancée while she was home as a revenge fuck. Things calmed down after I moved out (I didn't have to see her, she didn't have to see me), but for a 20-year-old in his first real serious adult relationship, it was a roller-coaster ride for the ages.

Don't make decisions while horny.
Don't make them while mad.
Don't make them while horny and mad.
Don't give into another persons game, you give them gratification.

Painful for me? Trying to dribble a basketball down a gym court, fell, rolled, had to roll again and landed on my knee. I had pulled my hamstring will running.

Also pulling my growth plate while running hurt like hell.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

It may have been when my feet got road rash. That sucked tremendously.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

There was this one time when I was in elementary school when I was walking on some elevated bars and I tripped. One leg went to one side of a bar, the other to the other side. I'm surprised one of my nuts didn't rupture.

 

[Noamuth]

Tearing a tendon in my ankle was pretty fucking horrible. Swelled up to about the size of a tennis ball. Ovary pain probably comes in second.

 

[TheKnifeJuggler]

Since I can't make up a good story, I'll just say nothing.

 

[Bunnymarn]

Getting up in the morning.

Also, tripping over. The first time, I skidded along the ground and I had a flap of skin, on my knee. Then two years later, tripped again, same knee. So far six-teen stitches, four needles for that one knee.

 

[Souplex]

I was shot once. I dont't get what the big deal is, I just ripped out the bullet and threw it through the guys head.