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Thamous

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Gitsnik said:
I'm tossing up between having my small intestine ripped open and my feet burnt.

You decide.
Our of curiosity, just how does one rip their intestine open?

My worst would have to be breaking my foot at school, yeah horrible, I know.
 

Noamuth

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.. I completely forgot that I broke my nose three times.

Though that actually wasn't that painful. Just messy.
 

Gitsnik

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Thamous said:
Gitsnik said:
I'm tossing up between having my small intestine ripped open and my feet burnt.

You decide.
Our of curiosity, just how does one rip their intestine open?

My worst would have to be breaking my foot at school, yeah horrible, I know.
High impact contusions break more than just blood vessels.

Having the medics remove them to find the split and make the surgery and then put them back in however they like is the second most painful thing after the two I have already mentioned. 7 years later and I am still dealing with the effects of that situation
 

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sv93 said:
I threw a boomerang I brought back from Australia, it came back and hit me in the forehead. There was blood everywhere and a 1 inch deep gash in my forehead. Had to get 11 stitches.
I love you Sv93 for sharing this story. It has made my night. Did you not expect it to come back? I do have sympathy for you, but I can't stop laughing every time I re-read your tale.

I've seen a lot of groin injuries mentioned, mine is similar. When my baby brother was born the doctors told my parents it was a great idea to have him circumcised for health and hygiene. My parents replied; that if it was such a good idea, then shouldn't they have it done for both their boys? They were told that yes it's a fantastic idea.....

A month of being unable to tolerate anything in contact with the affected area, using the bathroom was an inventive kind of hell. Luckily the pain made me pretty feverish and the time passed in much of a blur of sickness and delirium. Though I never forgot the deep sense of betrayal I felt towards my parents for inflicting this on me.

My monster of a brother was young enough that he has no recollection of the pain his birth caused us both, almost two decades later I still hate him a little bit for this.
 

smallharmlesskitten

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Hankage said:
Perianal abscess. That's an abscess pretty much exactly where you think it is.

It's like having a knife up your ass.
I had one on my whole inner thigh....could walk and was in pain just lying down. I was hallucinating from it and everything. FUCK I feel sorry for you.
 

smallharmlesskitten

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Bulletinmybrain said:
Penis cutting=/=okay.
Swimming on a Shelly beach + Bodysurfing in BoardShorts = Scar on Penis right over "That" vein. I think a few milimteres deeper I may have bleed to death. Luckily it was just a scarring scratch.
 

Bulletinmybrain

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2nd degree sunburn on my nose, borderline 2nd degree sunburns across my back, chest, and face some. You do not know what pain is until your quivering wanting to rub it but can't because you know how painful it is. You are warm all the time, nearly burning up and nothing helps. Thank god for walmart, they had something that actually eased the itching. Aloe Vera sucked and made it 10x worse.
 

John Stalvern

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Bulletinmybrain said:
2nd degree sunburn on my nose, borderline 2nd degree sunburns across my back, chest, and face some. You do not know what pain is until your quivering wanting to rub it but can't because you know how painful it is. You are warm all the time, nearly burning up and nothing helps. Thank god for walmart, they had something that actually eased the itching. Aloe Vera sucked and made it 10x worse.
That happened to one of my friends who was dense enough to go canoeing in the middle of summer with no sunscreen for 4 hours. His nose looked like a dried tomato and felt like leather.
 

Milford Cubicle

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Dislocating my shoulder playing rugby. I jumped up to catch a high ball and was tackled in the air. I fell with all my weight on my elbow which pushed my shoulder out of joint.

That was 7 years ago and I'm still going to the physio with it.
 

soren7550

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For me it has to be either when I nearly broke my pelvis or the day after my brother's reception when I couldn't walk at all for over a week.
 

bobcodehfe

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physically or emotionally? lol. it would definitely be the time when i was dumped by a girl that i courted for 4 long and painstaking years. i hate that girl. i wasn't able to move on for a month or so. lols!
 

MorsePacific

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Tripped over a shoe and slammed my chin on a coffee table. My top two front teeth went straight through my bottom lip. Luckily, I was too young to remember it. More recently though, I flipped my ATV and it landed on my leg.