Most Painful Thing Ever

[Blue Sonnet]

Most painful short term is probably when I dislocated my knee (apparently the most painful thing to dislocate), and putting it back in again myself - it's not right, being able to feel the two main leg bones join.

Long term is the time I ended up with around 20+ peptic ulcers and one 1.5cm duodenal - I lost three stone in two months and ended up needing three blood transfusions, completely missing xmas last year due to the week in hospital. I hadn't slept properly for the whole time, not helped by the fact that every single elderly person they put in the bed directly opposite me died.
Finally, the evil, evil nurses made me eat several bananas. Anyone who's had a mouth ulcer will tell you that that is not fun...

Oh, third place is when I tore my big toenail off - the blood and little straggly thready bits torn off were absolutely disgusting.


BTW - Anyone who has given birth absolutely wins this thread. I can't believe people actually want to do that on purpose. THINGS DISLOCATE AND TEAR. Wrong things.

[EDIT] Mr Finn above, you are excluded from that statement due to medical corroboration.

 

[Rezfon]

Personally it was when I was young and I accidently bit my tongue in half, not half of my tongue clean off it was just half way across the tongue so it managed to heal up.

not me but my sister once opened a door while bare foot and the bottom edge of the door took her big-toe-nail almost completely off.

 

[Zeke109]

A staple through my thumb...A dog biting my leg (still can't feel that spot..shoulda sued...)...Cutting my thumb open with a knife when i was cutting an apple.

EDIT- Forgot 5 frozen paintball rounds to the testicles.

 

[ibot666]

i was tricked into puting a piece of wood under my toenail and kicking a wall

 

[fluffylandmine]

Having dry skin then being stabbed 5 times and having to walk 2 miles in the snow, and then glowing pink for 2 days.

Oh what a way to say "Welcome to Minnesota".

 

[Combined]

Physically, it'd have to be that incident with a pocket knife closing on my fingers. Though I've had many more, mostly involving swings and drawers. Damned things.

Emotionally, the time my girlfriend dumped me, right after my grandfather (Whom I was very close to) died, my uncle got hospitalised and a host of other bad events that I'd rather not speak of. It's been about...3 years since that. I still have severe sleep problems, off-and-on-again depression and It's still hurts, 'cause I see her every. Goddamn. Day.

 

[bad rider]

Probably finding out my 3 month old kitten had leukemia.

way worse than any physical pain i'd ever experienced in my 27 years.

You know your an Asshole when you laugh at that. I'm sorry for your kitten,Sorry for laughing. Am I going to hell?


Edit: Stubing my toe into an Oak Colllum and breaking nine bones.

How come I find your stubbed toe thing funny but not the kitten ?

Oh yeah i can't remember my last real pain so I dunno someone threw a pillow at me dismorning.

 

[Arachon]

Having dry skin then being stabbed 5 times and having to walk 2 miles in the snow, and then glowing pink for 2 days.

Oh what a way to say "Welcome to Minnesota".

Stabbed? O,o Like in... stabbed?

 

[Datalord]

Concussion when my sister tripped me on a concrete patio, frickin ouch, stitches, surgery, and a permanent scar

 

[SimuLord]

I'd think more than even those two would have been my open-heart surgery, but I was too young to remember it.

Gotta ask. Transposition of the Great Arteries?

Hole in the heart. Had since birth, they couldn't patch until I was 2 1/2 years old.

There's a joke in here about "How is Khell_Sennet like a PC game? You have to wait until after he comes out to get him patched." Does this make me evil?

 

[ElephantGuts]

Testicular torsion.

According to doctors it's more painful than giving birth, which I believe from the pain...

It hurt about as much as having your finger crushed in a vice grip. For 2 hours. Getting worse every second. Until I threw up. Which made it hurt more.

Go-go gadget surgery!

Getting that is one of my greatest fears. I really can't think of any worse non-potentially fatal thing that could happen to me. Makes me queasy just thinking about it. I've never met or talked to anyone who had it, so it's nice for someone to tell me that it really is as bad as that book said.

As for me, since I live a somewhat agoraphobic non-athletic life, I haven't had any serious accidents, injuries, or illnesses (knock on wood or whatever they say), but my foot tends to almost chronically cramp up, which hurts like a ***** and I end up holding my foot afraid to move it waiting for it to go away. That recently happened to my leg too, hurt even worse. Also, some muscle or other related to my bladder and sorrounding area also tends to cramp up or something while I'm peeing, which leads to some painful as well as awkward experiences.

 

[Akas]

Waking up with a broken arm, my dad not believing me, forcing me to go to a pumpkin picking/festival/etc. thing, falling/tripping, and then standing up with the bone sticking out.

 

[Riyka]

but for a 20-year-old in his first real serious adult relationship, it was a roller-coaster ride for the ages.

Ain't 20 kind of young to be engaged? Different strokes I guess, very different strokes indeed. I was 19(and still am 19)when I had my first ever relationship which I thought was going to be long term, how stupid was I, 7-8 months down the line(now)I'm so glad she broke up with me, gave me a chance to better myself and find things that I enjoy to do, also I get to play the field and sleep with any girls I like.

I'm engaged....I'm 18....and I'm not one of those stupid 18 year olds either XD although i suppose that would be subjective...
I can't imagine my life without him, it just seems kinda logical to get married...

It work differently for different people, my parents met at 19 and decided to get married almost right away, they ahd to wait three eyars for the money...there still together and very happy.

anywho on topic.

I have a fair few painful moments...when i was five a kid kicked my eye in, when i was 6 i caught my hand in an escalator. I've regularly had my head bashed by the boom of a boat, i always forget to duck XD

At the moment i have a constant acheing pain in my left knee, which is a combination of my feet joints being misaligned so i walk funny to stop them hurting...and me twisting my knee snowboarding and refusing to go to the doctor about it for two years..><

But what tops them all is when a friend of mine accidently pushed me into a ditch of stinging nettles, (middle of summer my arms and back were exposed), that was a genuine accident we were playing hide and seek she ran and knocked me. The thing that REALLY hurt was the ***** who pushed me back in after i managed to climb out...
My friend had to carry me home cause I couldn't move my upper body, it took me about 8-9 hours to stop shaking, and you know that irritation you get when you have one sting?
multiply that all over your back and arms.

 

[SneakyFcknRusky]

I was hospitilized by a teacup

 

[concrete89]

fell from a car, broke my right arm in two places.
the pathetic part, the car was immobile, and i was sitting on the hood...

 

[Matthicus]

Physically? Probably the time I was hitchhiking on the Mass Pike at night, saw a truck coming up way too close to the breakdown lane line, dove out of the way, rolled down an embankment, and slammed into a chainlink fence.

The MA Pike is a scary experience.

Worst pain was a broken ankle. Although, I've heard stepping on a stonefish is the worst pain known to man.

 

[philosophicalbastard]

Getting hit in the groin with a baseball glove.

 

[Alone Disciple]

Recovery from rotator cuff surgery...not just once...but twice...on the same shoulder....1 year apart from each other.

Kids...let me tell you...the recovery is a ***** with a capital 'B'. Getting dressed, going to the bathroom are just some of the tasks that turn into monumental events...andI hope you like sleeping in a chair sitting up for days on end.

 

[darkless]

My glands bursting easily, then a close second is that time i shattered all my finger nails when i was pushed off a cliff

Oh and add this list punching a guy so hard i dislocated 2 fingers and didn't realize until i opened my hand and they snapped back into place I'm positive i hurt myself a lot more than i hurt him

 

[gamebrain89]

Viral infection of the throat. Was out of school for a week, and couldn't eat anything because it hurt so bad. Just swallowing was an exercise in self inflicted torture.