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Griphphin said:
The pitcher plant from Oblivion gives you the option to harvest, but no ingredient exists in its coding, so it's a 100% rate of you finding nothing useful. I wouldn't say it's completely pointless, just pointless for an alchemy plant.
I see your pitcher plant and raise you a blood potion...

http://oblivion.wikia.com/wiki/Blood_Potion

No weight, no value, no purpose... makes me think it must have been something that was scrapped that they then forgot to take out.
 

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Paulie92 said:
The bubble gun in Just Cause 2... it took up a weapon slot, did no damage and you gained heat from firing it. Completely pointless and completely badarse
Meh, Earthworm Jim 2 had a bubble gun way before Just Cause 2 was even conceived. It was equally useless.
 

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warprincenataku said:
As far as useless features go, I'm going to have to say SAVE FILES. I mean come on, if you can't finish a game in one sitting, don't start.
Don't ever play Morrowind.
 

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ultrachicken said:
Eren Murtaugh said:
The most pointless thing in a game: Wneh you start out in the tutorial and it says "Move with Left Thumb Stick/D-pad." Like I didn't friggin know that!
Is it not inconceivable that someone playing the game might be new to gaming?
What they should do is provide a skip option for basic steps like that. Some games do that, some games don't.
Or a skip option for the entire tutorial.
 

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The kinfe in Killzone 2 -_-"
Seriously, I didn't even knew I had it until later in the game when I accidentally pressed the D-Pad
 

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In Football Manager 2008 there is this statistic on how much you've earned during your managerial career. Of course, it makes sense in a wider context, seeing as how you have to discuss your payment during contract negotiations with the board, however... There's nothing to do with the money.

But, on the other end of the spectrum:

The family/wife you can "get" in FIFA Manager 10 (and perhaps in 9, or 11, I don't know. Never played those). You can buy her gifts. You can even get kids. Perhaps even a house, I don't remember clearly. In any case, you can do all kinds of shit with the money you earn as a manager, that are absolutely pointless and unrelated to the general context of the game itself.
 

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Chordus said:
In The Darkness, the televisions have a variety of channels, all with sound. One channel has what I believe is the entirety of "The Man With The Golden Arm"- A full length movie. I stopped watching about 15 minutes in, but it was still going strong. I doubt most people even give it a second look. When it comes to pointlessness, I think this one takes the cake.

Also, the Cheeses from Perfect Dark.
Another channel has the full movie of 'To Kill A Mockingbird'
I sat through most of that.
 

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Sherman Crocodile in Company of Heroes.

The Germans get an Ostwind Flakpanzer that more or less does the same general job (clearing out infantry) while also being able to fight vehicles (Croc cant do that) and being great at knocking though fortified positions and such.

The Sherman Crocodile costs almost 3 times as much fuel, often dies to the infantry it tries to kill, can't touch vehicles and is only mildly good for clearing through fortified positions.

I'm still wrapping my head around why they're even in CoH when the US army built like 3 for testing and decided it was a dead end.

Or why you can build ostwinds when maybe 200 were built in WW2, yet the tigers and king tigers you can only have one of out at a time (Or in the case of the KT one per match, ever) there were at least a thousand of each built.


Too obscure? Anyone remember the Fish Food in Jet Force Gemini? They even flat out tell you it does nothing.
 

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MrDeckard said:
The TV shoes in GTA 4. You are sitting on a couch or chair, playing a video game, sitting on the couch watching TV of people doing nothing.
I'm assuming you're meaning shows and not shoes. That would be very surreal. Anyway, at least some of them are vaguely entertaining. The most pointless thing in GTA 4 as far as I'm concerned is...

Roman.

He spends half the game wanting you to go bowling with him, and the rest getting into trouble or wasting your money.
 

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Judgement101 said:
So the story is:
I was playing Mafia II earlier and I noticed a feature completely useless and very unneeded. For some weird reason they put playboy magazines in the game with pictures, so I was wondering "Seriously? What's the point of this?"

Discussion: Has there ever been something in a game you found completely pointless?
Actually, I found the most useless feature in Mafia 2 was the sandbox.
They would've been better just leaving you on a linear path without the illusion of an open city or maybe they could've worked on the city more, put some fun stuff in there to pass the time when not on missions... one of the two.

Either way, Mafia 2 is a great linear game but the sandbox part is a blank canvas for the story to be splattered all over, it doesn't have any paint of it's own...

warprincenataku said:
As far as useless features go, I'm going to have to say SAVE FILES. I mean come on, if you can't finish a game in one sitting, don't start.
Are you for real?

Almost all games require save slots, you see I ain't here for the game, it's the other way around.
Dicking around in Oblivion (quite literally "dicking around" with some mods, cough) for hours on end requires save files, the main story is nothing to speak of in Oblivion, you see, so the real meat of it all is exploring the land for side-quests, not rushing through the game and ignoring most of it's content because I can't afford to sit around due to lack of a save feature.
 

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MiracleOfSound said:
warprincenataku said:
As far as useless features go, I'm going to have to say SAVE FILES. I mean come on, if you can't finish a game in one sitting, don't start.
Don't ever play Morrowind.
My friend convinced me to buy that game recently... I've saved so many times already. Game is huge, I've easily goten hopelessly lost so many times. First game where I had to bother to read the signs on the roads telling me were to go.

I'd say my pointlss thing is actually in that game, saving Morrowind since you find out in Oblivion that after your character left, Morrowind got basically destroyed by a moon faling on them and setting off the Red mountain. So really makes going through all that trouble pretty pointless towards te end. Unless of course you wanted ... revenge! For what they did to your character in a past life.

Also I hate those mission or quests in games where they make you protect some "important" character through endless waves of enemies only for them to die moments later in a scripted event, when you got so pissed off protecting them you would have gladly killed them yourself.
 

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MeXR said:
The kinfe in Killzone 2 -_-"
Seriously, I didn't even knew I had it until later in the game when I accidentally pressed the D-Pad
Actually the knife is probably the most dangerous weapon in the whole game. One hit is enough to kill most enemies, so when you get into close quarters fighting it's much more effective to just pull out the knife and run through the enemy slashing them all apart.

The most pointless thing in a game ever though, and I'm surprised it hasn't been said already; Gore level - Low/Medium/High/Off.

Did anyone EVER have it set to anything but High?
 

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well i think splash is an all time fav. But in Star Wars III old Obi-Wan had a move which took all of his health but one hp and did nothing :p
 

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D_Vanquish said:
I'd say my pointlss thing is actually in that game, saving Morrowind since you find out in Oblivion that after your character left, Morrowind got basically destroyed by a moon faling on them and setting off the Red mountain. So really makes going through all that trouble pretty pointless towards te end. Unless of course you wanted ... revenge! For what they did to your character in a past life.
Wait why have i never heard that, is it a quest or something?
 

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Me playing through morrowind is, first time there was a glitch that made an essential main quest character rocket sky wards and never be seen again, second time i couldnt be botherd, and besides I was getting Oblivion for my birthday.
 

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The "new" navigation "feature" in Mass Effect 2 where you guide the Normandy around a system by clicking the area you want it to fly to. Totally pointless waste of time adding that feature.

I will agree with what several folk have said and also pick on the .32 pistol in Fallout 3. Douglas Bader has a harder kick...

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