Most pointless way you have died in a game
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Any time you're killed by Martyr in COD4, seriously, that's only used by really bad players.
A single time though, would be during Army of Two when I boosted my friend up a ledge and we thought it was clear, and as he was reaching down to pull me up, some enemies came around a corner and subsequently ganked and buttraped him, leaving me on the lower floor, after killing the enemies, with no way to get to him to heal him. So, I did what I had to do, friendly nade.
A single time though, would be during Army of Two when I boosted my friend up a ledge and we thought it was clear, and as he was reaching down to pull me up, some enemies came around a corner and subsequently ganked and buttraped him, leaving me on the lower floor, after killing the enemies, with no way to get to him to heal him. So, I did what I had to do, friendly nade.
Running through an EverQuest zone (highkeep?) for the first time, turned out I was KoS... Sooo I kept running, and running, and running fro 10 minutes, looking for an exit... till I ran to a dead end, with half the zone on me...
Or another zone (can't remember the name) that I was running through, when all of a sudden it turned nighttime and the lvl 60 zombies came out... >.< Scared the **** outa me!
Or another zone (can't remember the name) that I was running through, when all of a sudden it turned nighttime and the lvl 60 zombies came out... >.< Scared the **** outa me!
Getting jammed in the corner by that damned baby ghost in Luigi's Mansion. He bashed me to death, and I didn't have a memory card at the time.
Killing myself by being pants-on-head retarded in RE4. How? I knifed a red barrel. I thought it was a good idea at the time, believe it or not.
Killing myself by being pants-on-head retarded in RE4. How? I knifed a red barrel. I thought it was a good idea at the time, believe it or not.
Recently been playing Warhawk, and I remember that glitch where you just fucking die - no admin slay, no temakill, nothing...YOU JUST DIE...
It's like they incorporated "heart attacks" into the game or something, it happens very rarely - probably once every 100 games, hell, it happens at "convenient" times, and by that, I mean it doesn't happen like...while you are carrying the enemy flag or something.
It's like they incorporated "heart attacks" into the game or something, it happens very rarely - probably once every 100 games, hell, it happens at "convenient" times, and by that, I mean it doesn't happen like...while you are carrying the enemy flag or something.
When on TF2 where you go to lunge at an enemy to backstab him as a spy, but right as you are going, he suddenly moves and turns around and kills you. Especially when this happens with snipers and they whip out their bowie knifes and kill you. Most embarrassing.
I will go ahead and take the liberty of assuming "died" can also mean "lost" and thus I will bring RTS into this. I was playing AoE2 against a friend. He had a HUGE army of soldiers outside my walls clamoring to get in. I just sat back and let my archers pelt the army away. But they weren't dying fast enough and would destroy the wall before they were all dead. So I send in my Scorpions (for those who don't play AoE2, these are basically mobile ballista). But instead of parking it and firing over the wall at the enemy horde, they decide to go charging out into the fight THROUGH my front gate, that I retardedly forgot to lock. Needless to say, my foe seized the day and promptly sent his entire army through the gate, and proceeded to kill me. *sniff* That was a bad day...
I will go ahead and take the liberty of assuming "died" can also mean "lost" and thus I will bring RTS into this. I was playing AoE2 against a friend. He had a HUGE army of soldiers outside my walls clamoring to get in. I just sat back and let my archers pelt the army away. But they weren't dying fast enough and would destroy the wall before they were all dead. So I send in my Scorpions (for those who don't play AoE2, these are basically mobile ballista). But instead of parking it and firing over the wall at the enemy horde, they decide to go charging out into the fight THROUGH my front gate, that I retardedly forgot to lock. Needless to say, my foe seized the day and promptly sent his entire army through the gate, and proceeded to kill me. *sniff* That was a bad day...
CoD4 cornered by grenades all the time, and you never know what ones are friendly and what ones about kill you. So I just jump cos atleast if you die you get a cool kill cam video
2 in Mass Effect
first on Insanity difficulty, fighting the Krogan Battlemaster on Therum, he takes trillions of bullets to kill, and can kill you with one melee. How is that fair? I only managed to beat him because he glitched and got stuck, and you know there's something wrong when a part is impossible to beat unless there's a random glitch.
second, fighting a thresher maw, when it goes underground and comes back up without warning directly below the mako, killing you instantly. That wouldn't be worth bitching about, but it's not an attack; Bioware didn't equip the Thresher's AI with the ability to judge where you are before coming up.
In Cod4, a grenade lands, like 10 meters away from me, and doesn't just hurt me, but kills me. That, and how Claymore shrapnel can fly around corners.
first on Insanity difficulty, fighting the Krogan Battlemaster on Therum, he takes trillions of bullets to kill, and can kill you with one melee. How is that fair? I only managed to beat him because he glitched and got stuck, and you know there's something wrong when a part is impossible to beat unless there's a random glitch.
second, fighting a thresher maw, when it goes underground and comes back up without warning directly below the mako, killing you instantly. That wouldn't be worth bitching about, but it's not an attack; Bioware didn't equip the Thresher's AI with the ability to judge where you are before coming up.
In Cod4, a grenade lands, like 10 meters away from me, and doesn't just hurt me, but kills me. That, and how Claymore shrapnel can fly around corners.
In CoD4, random FF through the walls. Now don't get me wrong, I actually LIKE +FF in CoD4, but it's really annoying when a team mate jumps on an MG and then proceeds to Swiss cheese the piece of cover you're hiding behind.
That, or when you're using an LMG with Deep Impact to try and kill someone through a wall, and then a team mate decides to run through your very obvious line of tracers, and the game decides it was a deliberate team kill and slays you.
And another one, Martyrdom with +FF. Bloody annoying.
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That, or when you're using an LMG with Deep Impact to try and kill someone through a wall, and then a team mate decides to run through your very obvious line of tracers, and the game decides it was a deliberate team kill and slays you.
And another one, Martyrdom with +FF. Bloody annoying.
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GTA IV. Police chase, miniscule health, I ram something, fly outta the windshield and then the fucking vehicle runs me over.
Well, two things come to mind.
The first being Psi-ops, i was standing on a wooden crate, and walked off. Since i did it slowly, the crate started to tip, and stood on edge for a little while when i was standing next to it, and then fell somewhere near my pinky toe. And down i went. You'd think that a person who as survived being shot several times would've survived a busted toe, but apparently Midway thought differently.
The second being way back playing the original Halo with a friend. We where in one of those long lifts in the middle of the game and i threw a plasma grenade up in the air. My friend follows the plasma grenade, and the his side of the screen turns bright blue. Yes, my worthless attemp at calculating the angle lead to both of us dying horribly in a supposed safe area.
The first being Psi-ops, i was standing on a wooden crate, and walked off. Since i did it slowly, the crate started to tip, and stood on edge for a little while when i was standing next to it, and then fell somewhere near my pinky toe. And down i went. You'd think that a person who as survived being shot several times would've survived a busted toe, but apparently Midway thought differently.
The second being way back playing the original Halo with a friend. We where in one of those long lifts in the middle of the game and i threw a plasma grenade up in the air. My friend follows the plasma grenade, and the his side of the screen turns bright blue. Yes, my worthless attemp at calculating the angle lead to both of us dying horribly in a supposed safe area.
In Crysis Power Struggle, there's two bloody annoying and frustrating ways to die, both concerning jeeps.
1. You're next to a jeep which explodes automatically after no one has used it for sometime. Sure, there's supposed to be a warning sound before the explosion but that thing is bugged! Why can't the jeep just fade away?
2. Crushed by a spawning jeep. Dammit, why can't it just come from the ground slowly?
I think this counts as pointless: I was playing CS:S, the map was de_dust and I were playing as a terrorist. Well, in the beginning of the round, I rush as quickly as I can with a P90 (bloody hell, that's the only proper tactic terrorists have in the map) and I manage to surprise and kill two CTs and then manage to slip to the bombsite. There I surprise three snipers and two others. So, I've heroically butchered almost half of the enemy team, cleared the way for my team to plant the bomb and win the round?
Hell no! They were basecamping! I tried to tell them in the chat that the way is clear. Then I even went back to the base without seeing any enemies on the way. There they were, merrily pointing their guns at the corridor, waiting for enemies to come. Then I gave up and tried to go solo against rest of the CTs and then I died. Then the timer expired and my team lost.
So friggin' pointless!
1. You're next to a jeep which explodes automatically after no one has used it for sometime. Sure, there's supposed to be a warning sound before the explosion but that thing is bugged! Why can't the jeep just fade away?
2. Crushed by a spawning jeep. Dammit, why can't it just come from the ground slowly?
I think this counts as pointless: I was playing CS:S, the map was de_dust and I were playing as a terrorist. Well, in the beginning of the round, I rush as quickly as I can with a P90 (bloody hell, that's the only proper tactic terrorists have in the map) and I manage to surprise and kill two CTs and then manage to slip to the bombsite. There I surprise three snipers and two others. So, I've heroically butchered almost half of the enemy team, cleared the way for my team to plant the bomb and win the round?
Hell no! They were basecamping! I tried to tell them in the chat that the way is clear. Then I even went back to the base without seeing any enemies on the way. There they were, merrily pointing their guns at the corridor, waiting for enemies to come. Then I gave up and tried to go solo against rest of the CTs and then I died. Then the timer expired and my team lost.
So friggin' pointless!
Oh god...
GTA IV.
So I was chasing this guy that I was supposed to whack, me being on a motorbike.
I think there where this turn at some point at witch point, I tried to pass inn between this two yellow cabs while shooting at the guys car when I suddenly hit one of them on the side with the back end of the bike at full speed, cousing me to lose control over the vehicle and enter a state of frustrating pirouette.
About around now, this other car managed to hit me with enough force to lunch me of the bike, making me hit a street light from below before falling down on another car and having the last millimeter (or so) of health robed from me by a tire to my face from the NEXT car.
Worst traffic accident evar.
GTA IV.
So I was chasing this guy that I was supposed to whack, me being on a motorbike.
I think there where this turn at some point at witch point, I tried to pass inn between this two yellow cabs while shooting at the guys car when I suddenly hit one of them on the side with the back end of the bike at full speed, cousing me to lose control over the vehicle and enter a state of frustrating pirouette.
About around now, this other car managed to hit me with enough force to lunch me of the bike, making me hit a street light from below before falling down on another car and having the last millimeter (or so) of health robed from me by a tire to my face from the NEXT car.
Worst traffic accident evar.
It's funny...this reminds me of a time my Dad was playing the original House of the Dead...he was low on health...shot a red hammer wielding zombie's head, arms and shoulders off...and was was pwned when it's lower torso charged at him.
ABS OF STEEL MUCH?
ABS OF STEEL MUCH?
Im on the roof of a building in GTA 4, blasting away at the police under me when suddenly two helicopters come from nowhere and shoot me. I like any right minded person whipped out my rpg and took aim at one of the helicopters, my aim was just off and sent the helicopter on a high speed collision course with me..