Most rage inducing thing you have seen on the internet:

[JagermanXcell]

Only two things really got to me, then I taught myself to stop caring cause "Hey, thats the internet!"

Dark Souls PVPers can agree with me on this one: "Well? What is it?" That frikin gesture never got me until the day I was ganked 3v1 and the dude not only gesture spammed me, NO he sent me a not so nice message after my loss. What is this COD?! WHY INSULT THROUGH FRIKIN TEXT WHEN YOU'VE WON?! Why are there sore winners in Dark Souls of all games?! Had to block him cause he kept spamming, ehhhh.....

Opinions regarding the new DMC before the demo came out. You know, back when people who were against the game that had legitimate reasons (not involving the hair) for disliking it we're met with the same smug comments:
HUR DUR YOU ONLY HATIN IT CUZ OF THE HAIR!!! XD TROLOLOLOL
... I just wanna say thank God for the demo, our opinions finally matter.

 

[Sigmund Av Volsung]

Racism, sometimes misinterpretation, but racist jokes & remarks really piss me off; I get enough racism from my parents at home.

People on YouTube who try to emulate TotalBiscuit to sound clever, in order to elevate a stupid point of argument.

The Big Bang Theory(everything about the TV show sets me off).

Sexist, ignorant comments aimed at women(read the PCGamer comments following a news article, nearly burst a blood vessel out of human stupidity).

I don't really frequent forums much, so my most rage-inducing comments revolve around youtube and websites with a "comment" system, the only forums I do frequent are The Escapsit's.

 

[Azzeron]

Anyone who "hacks" under the handle Anonymous. There's so much wrong with their targets, their methods of attack, and the whole hypocritical philosophy behind their attacks (they want a free internet so to protest this they shut parts of it down).

Just as a side note, Microsoft also endorses making the internet free to everyone, but you don't see them being assholes about it.

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

Any unironic use of the word "Sheeple" anywhere for any reason. Sorry if youre an elitist arrogant snob youre going to drive me nuts. This usually comes with cynicism too which is another pet hate. Any reason to feel "Better" than other people in media or something as stupid as that gets my goat. Protip guys justin beiber is just as valid as freddie mercury as a singer to enjoy and like. Sure i hate the music of one and worship the other as an idol (guess which ;p) but its silly to hate on people just for LIKING something you dont like.

 

[Saulkar]

The comments that blame Zionists for everything in the RT youtube channel. Every single video has the top comments being along the lines of "Fuck the oppressive Zionist regime that caused X problem in the first place". Makes it rather annoying, especially when automatic update is turned off yet is still on and the screen scrolls down for every single new comment. That and Militant Theists and Atheists. Both of those guys grind my gears.

 

[Muspelheim]

Right now? Well, some toy catalogue, one of those that tend to clog the mailboxes around christmas, had the sheer fucking audacity to be gender neutral. You know, boys with easy-bake ovens and girls with toy guns for a change. And the reactionary whining and bitching has been unusually... Disquieting.

It's like watching another world through a mirror, similar, but yet decidedly different in the mechanics. I just don't get the kind of people that feel threatened by a toy catalogue. It's like a different species just warped in or something. And it's infuriating.

Reactionary fury can be hilarious at times, but when some sort of horrid, global culturalmarxist feminazi plot to rob all men of their penises is divined within a toy catalogue is when it stops being funny and getting rather frightening.

It's like a child introducing you to his imaginary friend, but before it gets endearing, he gets out a scissor and starts miming stabbing it in the throat.

 

[Zeckt]

That Mcdonalds beating where a couple people actually said on this forum "Turns out the person was a transgender so it was okay for the women to beat her up for using the women's washroom."

I Despise you. You know who you are.

 

[Shadow flame master]

Almost anything a Atheist says on the internet. Usually it's the same shit as always, "Old archaic ways devised by a fake and unreal deity needs to end," and other mess like that.

Even though this causes me some distress, I don't really let it get to me that much. Helps that I have a shitty memory too.

 

[lSHaDoW-FoXl]

People that pretend to be discriminated when they're straight white Christian men living in a country run by straight white Christian men.

People that say being a straight white man excludes you from being discriminated against in certain countries. I guess all of my beatings, scars and shot up house are imaginary huh?

Intolerance of other people's beliefs. So basically 99% of the internet and 95% or real life. I see it all the time on the escapist and it pisses me off to no end. So they believe in some kind of god/don't believe. So what? Get over it or go spank your more intellectual/spiritual monkey somewhere else. You don't like or believe it? Thats fine! No reason to start flinging insults and damnations to hell.

Let me fix that up a bit, straight white Christian men that complain about being 'oppressed' and under attack by homosexuals, atheists, women, black people and Latinos. I don't really understand the rest of your post, given that I don't recall saying anything too venomous towards religion.

 

[lSHaDoW-FoXl]

Militant Vegans can be scary at times.


Beast boy is awesome

D'awww. That's absolutely adorable.

Bla bla bla Hitler. Crappy attack towards DA2

...Well, there go all my good vibes.

Why must it be that for every nice, lovely, reasonable person on the internet... there's a friggin' genocidal lunatic?

-snippit

Butbut... Animals are so tasty!

Lemmie guess... You also hate everyone who keeps dogs?

Both me and my slave dog enjoy meat.. Are we both evil?

(Captha: "drink milk" Don't mind if I do!)

Kind of missed the point there. Didn't I say that I wouldn't be exempt either? I just like being condescending like Magneto because it makes me feel insightful, it's kind of my thing.

 

[Beffudled Sheep_v1legacy]

People that pretend to be discriminated when they're straight white Christian men living in a country run by straight white Christian men.

People that say being a straight white man excludes you from being discriminated against in certain countries. I guess all of my beatings, scars and shot up house are imaginary huh?

Intolerance of other people's beliefs. So basically 99% of the internet and 95% or real life. I see it all the time on the escapist and it pisses me off to no end. So they believe in some kind of god/don't believe. So what? Get over it or go spank your more intellectual/spiritual monkey somewhere else. You don't like or believe it? Thats fine! No reason to start flinging insults and damnations to hell.

Let me fix that up a bit, straight white Christian men that complain about being 'oppressed' and under attack by homosexuals, atheists, women, black people and Latinos. I don't really understand the rest of your post, given that I don't recall saying anything too venomous towards religion.

Ah I see now. Sorry bout that. Lot of people seem to think that white people can't suffer from any kind of racism or discrimination and I fly off the handle when I think II see such a mentality. And the second part was my actual contribution to the thread and had nothing to do with you at all
I'm just tired of the general hatred that flies around here and the rest of the internet... and real life ya dig?
Sorry for the confusion

Edit: Also the religion was just the first, easiest and most prevalent example I found around the internet and escapist.

 

[lSHaDoW-FoXl]

People that pretend to be discriminated when they're straight white Christian men living in a country run by straight white Christian men.

Shit like this.

I supposed another thing that puts me in a bit of a fit of rage is when I say something and people miss the point because I'm not completely specific. Straight White Christian men don't piss me off, it's the ones who think they're being oppressed by an evil minority collective that do. Given that comedians like Bill Maher and George Carlin usually use a terminology like this maybe we should ***** about them as well.

 

[silver wolf009]

The people in this video.
If you watch to the end they do get some karma, but not nearly enough.

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Those people. Just threw water balloons... At what appeared to be a homeless man.

That is fucking low. I was going to come here and post about something trivial, but that just claimed the Rage Crown.

I wish I hadn't seen that.

 

[thesilentman]

Wow, I'm surprised no one mentioned SOPA yet. The fact that governments could consider such a thing has made me lose my faith in the government here in the States. I know follow any "Keep the Internet Free" protests I can to the best of my ability to prevent something like that being considered again.

Oh... You mean physcially on the Internet. Okay then. I got rather angry about the sheer idiocy that comes out of some posts on the Internet. The Escapist is fine; there's nothing on here too rage inducing, but any other site where stupidity reigns pisses me off dearly. Like YouTube. Why can't we all be happy?...

 

[WouldYouKindly]

Whenever I find myself low on mind numbing rage, I just head on over to Fstdt.com or either of the sister sites, the conspiracy theories are actually quite funny though, a little sad, but good for a laugh anyway.

Slightly more personally, facebook "activism" like it fucking does anything. Oh good for you, you're against child molestation, now write a check to a charity or something and I won't think you're an attention whore who just wants an atta boy for posting some meaningless nonsense.

Back when I used to play CoD and the like, I detested the fucking pricks who would immediately creep on any girl who had a mic and spoke up. You stupid sexist fuck, shut your mouth and this world would be a better place.

 

[Darren716]

Elitests and the West Burrow Baptist Church

 

[twohundredpercent]

Well I have a close friend who was deeply affected by the Aurora shooting and I damn near burst an artery when I heard Fred Phelps and the gang was going to protest that.

 

[Shadow-Phoenix]

This petition for GTA V.

http://www.change.org/en-CA/petitions/rockstar-release-gta-v-on-pc

Some reasons on there are fair but most of them are PC elitists being absolute arrogant plebs without any good reason other than to bash on people for having the game on a console let alone owning one while boasting shit all over again.

Seriously if you want R* to take notice then stop spouting arrogant shit while pretending you are the master race because in actuality you are not anything near master race but that of the complete retarded one.

Though I tend to see people spouting crap like that a good few times it still doesn't stop me feeling the need to backhand them and telling them to sit down and shut up.