Most Ridiculous Health Items In Games

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Riddle78

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Borderlands features Transfusion grenades and a sniper rifle or two that have the same effect!
 

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ToMegaTherion said:
I gotta go with the painkillers from Max Payne. Seriously, his liver must look like shit

By the end of the game his liver is probably totallly gone, I mean getting through the building at the end of the game, that's just plain impossible
 

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This isn't an item but RE5 when you are "Dying" and your side-kick punches you in the gut. Yet got bit in the arm and then punched in the gut. Also Alpha Protocol, you raid a medicine cabnit for health, unlabeled drugs should totally help.
 

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Probably Fallout 3. "Oh Noes! I have sever burns, broken all my bones and my ribcage is now home to several hundred bullets, I'll just have a drink of water and a short nap"
 

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Oblivion, you've had fireballs thrown at you, been ravaged by a bear and sliced with swords, just rest for an hour and you'll be all healed up.
 

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God of War health boxes. What in Gods name are they storing in that to make it able to heal you and take away any possible grevious injuries? And I agree with all the others who think Resident Evil herbs are completely implausible.
 

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in Postal 2, you used crack pipes as a health item, no joke.

In Duke 3d you could heal by drinking from the Toilet.
 

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Farcry 2! Hey I was shot up and am close to death. Good thing I left a rebar in my side so I can pull it out and be in better shape. While I am at it I have this small injection to give myself and my bullet wounds go away. Man if only they fixed my malaria too.
 

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How is it that you people are able to enjoy any games if you can't handle a few Acceptable Breaks From Reality???
 

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Well you need something to heal you or regian stamina in lue of a weeks recovery, the game play mechanic of healing is rather simple making it make sense takes life effort to do like call call of cuthullu.

Oh and hw about them worm rounds in Skull keep or other 3D dungeon exploring game....tho I think it was more for food and not health....mmmmmmm
 

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Ldude893 said:
Since when did food heal cuts and wounds on the body?
I'd say it converts to energy+stanima in the body and heals you ASAP, game world rules not real world. :p
 

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PolarBearClub said:
Your own body, regenerating it's health as you hide behind cover for 5 seconds.
OH NO I just got shot with a sniper, hit with a knife, stabbed, shot again in the crotch, sniper bullet in the head just let me hide for 5 seconds behind this rock *5 seconds later* OK I'm all good now, I feel brand new :)
 

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I think it's the Final Fight series where, after punching a trash can, you walk over a roast chicken, thus eating it with your feet/legs. One would think eating a roast chicken out of the garbage would give you salmonella or, some sort of parasite. Yet in game, it restores your health.
 

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I'd say any coin that Mario picks up that refills his health. It used to be based off Mushrooms, Flowers, Leafs and Feathers... Why did Nintendo make coins health? In 64 I was rather upset about it when I found out.

PolarBearClub said:
Your own body, regenerating it's health as you hide behind cover for 5 seconds.
This also makes no sense whatsoever. At least Valve are on the right track, giving out Health Packs and Pillz for health in the Left 4 Dead games. Long live the health bar!
 

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sturryz said:
In Duke 3d you could heal by drinking from the Toilet.
Haha I remember that!

I'm going to go with the irradiated parts from dead mutated animals in Fallout 3.
 

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In Medal of Honor: Rising Sun you can be healed by noodles. Specifically hot and spicy ones.
 

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ShakerSilver said:
Have you ever found a health item in a game that you thought wasn't the least bit plausible?

For me, the painkillers in Max Payne. I mean you don't even heal yourself, you just pop some painkillers into his mouth and continue on. At the end of the game, Max may have about a thousand bullets in his body, not to mention he took a magnum fired at his head and fell off of a building, but as long as he doesn't feel the pain, he's as right as rain. God bless pain relief medicine.
Ummmmmmmmm
ALL OF THEM
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really, I haven't seen any really plausible ones yet :| and health re-gen wtf

I really want a FPS to come out with realistic bullet damage to the body! The closest would be WW2online, but even then that is a bit dodge. A game where you shoot an arm, that arm become useless and could bleed out, but you can still fire with 1 arm (not very well though) as an example.
 

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I will go with "people" from the game Bloodrayne. If you are almost dead just jump on to someone and suck there blood, it was an entertaining way to heal.