Heh, when I was in 8th grade my health teacher told us that if barbie were real, she'd have to walk around on all fours. My friend then responded, "Well, why is that a bad thing?" It was funny if you're not offended by misogynistic jokes.EmileeElectro said:If Barbie was real, she wouldn't be able to stand upEvilbunny said:Ugg, I hate women like that. They're like real life barbie dolls. Made of plastic.EmileeElectro said:I hate arrogant men, especially if they're fit and they know it. ¬.¬
I'd like a man to treat me like we're on the same wavelength, rather than speaking to me like I'm a retarded child.
I can't stand dirty, sweaty me or men with dandruff. Errggkk.
I'm slightly surprised men on here don't like blond hair, fake tan and big tits. I always thought that's the sorta girls men go for, but it seems people on here have common sense.![]()
Also, if Barbie was a real woman, her waist would be a 12", her chest a 30" and her forehead would take up 1/3 of her entire head. Weird, am I right my friends?EmileeElectro said:If Barbie was real, she wouldn't be able to stand upEvilbunny said:Ugg, I hate women like that. They're like real life barbie dolls. Made of plastic.EmileeElectro said:I hate arrogant men, especially if they're fit and they know it. ¬.¬
I'd like a man to treat me like we're on the same wavelength, rather than speaking to me like I'm a retarded child.
I can't stand dirty, sweaty me or men with dandruff. Errggkk.
I'm slightly surprised men on here don't like blond hair, fake tan and big tits. I always thought that's the sorta girls men go for, but it seems people on here have common sense.![]()
i have to agree with this guyKukul said:Bad figure
Yeah I know, I'm not very subtle, but I can forgive a lot of things and yet I couldn't date a girl who is even slightly, but noticeably overweight. I mean Jesus Christ, have you seen how fat girls' calves look like? Or a stomach that's more convex than the pubic mound? Fucking disgusting.
Seriously guys, I need to know what the hell is up with that. Could anyone please tell me what the shit? It's going to keep me awake tonight. X_xmyself said:- Mentioning your menstrual cycle without me asking (I've had this happen to me several times, it's flabbergasting. What thought process goes into this decision? "I'm sure this guy I just met would LOVE to know more about me bleeding down below, you know since that's such a fun an exciting topic for guys, right?" Absolutely baffling.)
About the menstruation thing all I can say is DO NOT under any circumstances poke them in the belly, tell them they are laying eggs and make chicken sounds when they tell you about it. They will hurt you.Spacelord said:Turn offs:
- Mentioning your menstrual cycle without me asking (I've had this happen to me several times, it's flabbergasting. What thought process goes into this decision? "I'm sure this guy I just met would LOVE to know more about me bleeding down below, you know since that's such a fun an exciting topic for guys, right?" Absolutely baffling.)
- Militant feminism, or anyone actively describing oneself as a feminist. I won't let myself be demonised for having a winkle, and I have neither the time nor the energy to convince you I'm "not like all those guys". If I'm an emotionally challenged testosterone-fueled ape man, why would you bother talking to me in the first place?
- Do not talk to me about your vegetarianism, spirituality, or how much you love Sex and the City. I will verbally BURN YOU TO THE GROUND. Oh, and then I'M the bad guy...
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Seriously though, does anyone else recognise the menstruation thing? This anomaly has bugged me for years. What the fuck is up with that? Are they trying to get my dick to pre-emptively fall off, what whaT WhAt!?!/1!1
Please help me.