Most Unfair Perk You Can Think Of To Feature In The Next Call Of Duty Game...

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turtlemuncher

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shenanigans: lagg around the whole map knife everyone on your team and the other and then win the game... forever
 

cheesemanxl

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The Lil Wayne- It gives you tri-wielded AKs and you have 5 million mini guns in your grill but the screen has a cover of smoke from all the weed it takes to power this beast also you can shoot giant red lasers from your dick once per life
 

LewsTherin

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It's called the Tactical Dreadnought, you neophytes may know it as Terminator Armour. Why bother with knives when you can use a chainfist? Also, Cyclone Missles.
 

Sir Kemper

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Perk Name: Brain Stem sense/ Grey Mass

Effect: automaticaly aims the players Iornsight, Scope, etc to the players head instead of center mass.

Think about it.
 

T3h Merc

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Explosivo-
You can blow up at any moment with no warning or penalty. Also you can call in Precision Airstrikes 20 times per life.
 

Connosaurus Rex

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laser I perk. Any where you look will turn to burning rubble. All in the laser paths die. You also have the ability to turn incredible fast.
 

Crouton

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Super Akimbo - Lets you wield your primary and secondary weapon at the same time.
Pro - Lets you reload each individually.
I smell an L86 with Extended Mags, and an RPG coming along.
 

sgtshock

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Super-commando:
Attacking with the knife instantly teleports you behind the nearest enemy player as you stab them.
 

Rooster893

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Juggerkill: Health x10 (That's Juggernaut with Painkiller.)

Commandathon: Running with no fall damage AND you get it right away. (Commando w/ Marathon)
 

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-The Raptor Jesus-
Description below:
Also lets you immune to headshot.Gives Auto Headshot.Puts a gigantic happy face over killcam/respawn screen.

EDIT:photobuckets gay
[link]http://media.photobucket.com/image/sniper+raptor+jesus/Nazriel7/Random/SniperRaptorJesus.jpg?o=4[/link]
 

Sir Kemper

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Recently browsed some more topics and got an idea for this one:

Perk: Radiation Revive.

How to unlock: Get killed by a nuke.

Effect: After each death, 5 seconds will pass, and instead of respawning, the players bodie will stand up as a zombie!!1! you can only shamble, you don't show up on heartbeat sensors, only headshots kill you and you can only kill by clawing at people, which is an insta kill.

actually... that sounds awsome... but awfuly OP... but AWSOME!
 

Kuchinawa212

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Bloodymess. 5% more to damage and turns enemies into itty bitty peices of gore.
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Puppies! once you unleash the hounds and new puppy will appear where it died or back at home base. It will be tougher then the father
 

fwelord

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CORRODED SIN said:
Flat (Hard) line - kilstreaks take HALF the time to get. Nuke in 13 kills? I hear a little birdy singing "Cheap! Cheap! Cheap!"

Commando Noob - knife anyone in your line of sight/on the screen.

Something cool though: Bling on Demand - 2 Attachments by default, 3 with Bling Pro.
what would you need 3 for "uhh i need a silencer uhh akimbo and uhh nood tube"
 

RUINER ACTUAL

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fwelord said:
CORRODED SIN said:
Flat (Hard) line - kilstreaks take HALF the time to get. Nuke in 13 kills? I hear a little birdy singing "Cheap! Cheap! Cheap!"

Commando Noob - knife anyone in your line of sight/on the screen.

Something cool though: Bling on Demand - 2 Attachments by default, 3 with Bling Pro.
what would you need 3 for "uhh i need a silencer uhh akimbo and uhh nood tube"
Sniper rifles have 3 attachments now. But I'm not sure. Maybe if they expanded the game into NIGHT maps, there would be things like tactical flashlight, IR laser designator, and NVG scope. But you could have silencer, M203, and an optic, or heartbeat right now. Plus theres double mags. And the L86 and AUG in MW2 are in their LMG formats when theyre really ARs. The heavy barrel could be an attachment, and than get the LMG mags with the Hbar. Theres lots of weapon attachments, I guess IW cares too much about game balance to- oh. Nevermind.
 

Weil

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Slick Step:

Allows you to shoot while sprinting, and sprint in more directions than forwards.
So you can sprint-backpedal and fire you gun like it's rested on the ground.