Most useless superpower to have?

[Mr Snuffles]

So I saw a thread about "The most useful superpower in the world" - http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.179762-The-most-useful-superpower-in-the-world

I have thought about what the most useless power in the world would be many a time and wondered what you fellow escapists could come up with.

My suggestion is the ability to enlarge and project images onto the floor using your eyes...

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

The power to read my own mind.

 

[PDizzle418]

the ability to die in a car accident

 

[crimson5pheonix]

The ability to blow up a random planet in the universe. Every time you use your power, a planet not of your choosing goes away.

 

[Cherry Cola]

Baldricks "Cunning plan" superpower.

He always comes up with a cunning plan.

And it's not very cunning..

 

[Mr Snuffles]

The ability to blow up a random planet in the universe. Every time you use your power, a planet not of your choosing goes away.

Surely though even though the planet is selected at random, the explosion would have a dramatic effect on surrounding planets and could possibly create a chain reaction so large that it would affect earth...

 

[Irridium]

The ability to make your farts not smell.

Who doesn't love purposfully letting a smelly one off in a cramped space?

 

[Rasga]

The power to eat spaghetti through your nose.

 

[rokkolpo]

the power to be.....uhmm no not that......uhmm..YEAH!..no.......indecisive?

 

[Redingold]

The ability to spontaneously create poetry.

 

[dontreallyknow]

The abillity to see through really old people's clothes?

 

[Mr Snuffles]

The ability to deflect every 50th bullet that hits you?

 

[Marik2]

Meat vision.

WHAT!? But if had that power you'd never go hungry and you could feed the hungry. If there was a useless power I'd say it would have to be immortality since everyone else around you would die from old age and you be all alone sure it be fun to have the whole world to yourself, but that would get boring quick.

 

[feather240]

The power to not have powers.

 

[necromanzer52]

I'm taking an example from an anime.
There's a guy who can turn anything vaguely snake shaped into a snake.
Which I think sounds pretty useless.

 

[Kellerb]

The ability to make hedges speak Latin.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

The ability to blow up a random planet in the universe. Every time you use your power, a planet not of your choosing goes away.

Surely though even though the planet is selected at random, the explosion would have a dramatic effect on surrounding planets and could possibly create a chain reaction so large that it would affect earth...

Maybe, if it happened in our solar system. But the universe is big.