Most useless superpower to have?

[Split Moon]

The power to explode, sounds good huh? WRONG you die in the explosion. Well you just sort of blow up... thats it...

 

[drbarno]

I'd say its this one


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[Critical92]

talking to fish.

 

[Kevlar Eater]

I have the power of extreme pessimism. If I say something bad will happen if you think optimistically in a certain situation, then it will happen.

Most useless superpower: Aquaman. Enough said.

 

[Llasnad]

The ability to perceive and think at super human speeds...but not the ability to move or react at such speed.

I recall hearing about someone who actually had this ability in a comic. He basically died when someone shot him in the head, his superpower allowed him to watch the bullet slowly make its way to him, but since he couldnt react to it, he could only watch as he was killed.

 

[TheDandyHighwayman]

OP: The power to remember only bits of information you'll never need.

I think I have that power...

OP: probably the power of short range teleportation... REALLY short! like a centimetre

 

[w-Jinksy]

talking to fish.

Wait didn't they make a comic about someone with that power and then a movie... god damn.

OT: The most useless power must be to have eyebrows that once looked at give anyone a sudden orgasm.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

The ability to spontaneously...

...know someones horoscope!

 

[Redingold]

The ability to exude industrial grade lubricant from your armpits.

 

[Sarahcidal]

the ability to make something seem familiar

 

[Burst6]

The ability to fly, but only when you stand upright, and maximum elevation is .01 mm off the ground under you,with a speed of 10 meters a hour.

 

[Quantana]

the power to fix a pen with a snap of my fingers( only one pen a week)

 

[feather240]

I'd say its this one


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So does that mean it's contagious?

 

[AfroTree]

the ability to steal useless superpowers, but never be able to use them ;3

 

[Hallow'sEve]

Ability to make anyone's nose run/start sneezing at will

Ability to always get exact change, every time

Ability to find lost pen caps, but not the pen to which they go to

Ability to speak only in dead languages

 

[drbarno]

I'd say its this one


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So does that mean it's contagious?

I think it is. What have I unleashed! NOOOOO!

 

[crimson5pheonix]

I'd say its this one


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So does that mean it's contagious?

I think it is. What have I unleashed! NOOOOO!

Well I'd tell you, but i'm just too depressed...[sub]to go on.[/sub]

 

[James Cassidy]

The ability to talk to money.

 

[drbarno]

I'd say its this one


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So does that mean it's contagious?

I think it is. What have I unleashed! NOOOOO!

Well I'd tell you, but i'm just too depressed...[sub]to go on.[/sub]

I think its starting... Oh why should I bother to finish this sentence. I'm so lonely.