Most useless superpower to have?

[teisjm]

The abillity to crap in otehr peoples pants, like, you're taking a dump, but it comes out of someone elses ass, and lands in their pants/udnerwear.

talking to fish.

Wait didn't they make a comic about someone with that power and then a movie... god damn.

OT: The most useless power must be to have eyebrows that once looked at give anyone a sudden orgasm.

No... they made 2. It's a sad world when Aquaman is joined by Submariner. And that world is ours.

 

[PhantomCritic]

Not be able to see through glass.

 

[oldmanwynter]

The power to read my own mind.

Win!

OT: The power to run really fast and jump really high, etc. but only for a few seconds before you are completely winded to the point of almost passing out.

 

[oldmanwynter]

The ability to fly, but only when you stand upright, and maximum elevation is .01 mm off the ground under you,with a speed of 10 meters a hour.

that would be pretty useless

...unless you are a street magician.

"Look, I can float!"
"..."

 

[Firmanter]

The ability to rotate perfectly spherical objects 180 degrees.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

The power to lay eggs... Just eggs.

 

[Sam G]

You know, I made up a superhero once called "Head Exploder". He had an apostrophe for a head and his power was that he could cause his own head to explode.
Yep.

 

[snow]

What about that dude in the third X-men movie that could become a porcupine or whatever... You can tell they were running out of ideas at that point... He was evil for like 2 seconds, but was useless for the rest of the movie..

 

[Ciler]

This thread reminds me of this blog: http://superuseless.blogspot.com/
Superuseless superpowers.

Personally, I liked Helium Resistance: http://superuseless.blogspot.com/2008/03/helium-immunity.html

 

[Antitonic]

Tele-apathy - the power to not care from miles away.

 

[PrimoThePro]

having no powers at all, being really rich and being able to afford some stupid crap to fight bad guys, and having some vague memory of bats-- oh wait.

 

[RabidusUnus]

The ability to know everything, but forget all information relevant to whatever topic you are using/discussing, only to gain it back after you need it. (And you can't write it down.)

 

[DTWolfwood]

the super ability to grow my fingernails! ~Family Guy

 

[JaymesFogarty]

The ability to write this sentence down. That would be very useless. (I wish I had that power.)

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

The ability to remove one dead skin cell from the little toe (pinky toe as you may call it, i don't favour either way, it's a toe for god sake) every 3rd blue moon of a new millennium.

 

[James93672]

I think immunity to bullet wounds would be pretty useless, to be honest. How often do most people get shot at? And if someone really wants to hurt you, other methods work normally...

The most useless though, would be spider-sense. You know when you're in danger, but not where the threat will come from or exactly when, so all it does is make you paranoid.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

Meat vision.

Yes Meat Vision, that rare superpower held by Mighty Mom and Dino Dad. Was I right? Do I get a cookie?

The most useless superpower ever: the ability to think of really clever comebacks hours after the argument has ended.

 

[ottenni]

To instantly be able to tell how many sugars people prefer in their tea/coffee.

 

[Cameron Baxter]

the ability to be invisible to blind people