Most useless superpower to have?

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presidentjlh

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drbarno said:
crimson5pheonix said:
drbarno said:
feather240 said:
drbarno said:
I'd say its this one


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Danzaivar

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The ability to teleport any object!

Except it teleports to your exact location, gibbing you instantly.
 

TheSeventhLoneWolf

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Mr Snuffles said:
Demented Teddy said:
Furburt said:
Demented Teddy said:
Meat vision.
Why did this make me laugh so much?
Because I like making my friends happy.
If you knew what I was referencing you would laugh even harder.
Tell...
Fairly Odd Parents, I think. An episode that timmy's parents get superpowers. And his dad gets meat vision.

On topic: The ability to talk to biscuits.
 

dunnace

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The ability to sense when somebody has ordered a Pizza. And it's going to be late.
 

Mercurio128

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The ability to reverse the growth of your hair, so it goes inwards. And kills you.

The ability to remove and re-apply the product description stickers on electrical appliances without them losing their ability to stick to said appliance.

The ability to hear the thoughts of people you don't know and will never meet.

The power of invisibility, but only when you are underwater, during an eclipse, on a leap year.

The power to reverse time by one hour, but without the power to change any of the events of said hour.
 

Illusive DiZ

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Burst6 said:
The ability to fly, but only when you stand upright, and maximum elevation is .01 mm off the ground under you,with a speed of 10 meters a hour.
that would be pretty useless
 

Mortons4ck

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The ability to have the first 8 seconds of "España Cañí" play in the background whenever I enter a room.

Awesome, but useless.
 

Jnat

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The ability to have epilepsy.

EDIT: ...or maybe to have Scott's (his name is Scott, right?) lasereyes from X-man.
 
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TheSeventhLoneWolf said:
Mr Snuffles said:
Demented Teddy said:
Furburt said:
Demented Teddy said:
Meat vision.
Why did this make me laugh so much?
Because I like making my friends happy.
If you knew what I was referencing you would laugh even harder.
Tell...
Fairly Odd Parents, I think. An episode that timmy's parents get superpowers. And his dad gets meat vision.

On topic: The ability to talk to biscuits.
Ha i fucking love that episode... Dino Dad...