Most useless superpower to have?

[BANME111111]

the ability to turn coke into pepsi

 

[The Only]

The Power to READ!!
really people write stupid things

 

[Cgull]

The power to walk along the bottom of the ocean.

Does not include the ability to breathe underwater.

 

[Captain Pancake]

Mirror for eyes.

Because then you wouldn't have eyes.

having no powers at all, being really rich and being able to afford some stupid crap to fight bad guys, and having some vague memory of bats-- oh wait.

Come now, Batman was just as badass as Superman, and he didn't have any superpowers beyond his dizzying intellect and stunning physique.

 

[thebackupfreak]

This reminds me of the small book 'great lies to tell small children,' where one character, after being bitten by a radioactive man gains all the powers of a man. Powers such as having to pay bills and fix shelves etc.

 

[drydry]

the ability of constant De' Ja Vu

 

[A random person]

The power to read my own mind.

Spoiler: I dunno, with the right person it can be quite amusing.

On topic, solar-powered glowing, but you can't store said solar energy.

 

[SilverHammerMan]

talking to fish.

Most useless superpower: Aquaman. Enough said.

Gaze upon the grim face of your death and weep. WEEP!

Spoiler

Not such a stupid power NOW is it?

OT: The power to cause the spontaneous growth of an awesome beard on anyone within your line of sight, including women and children.
EDIT: I just realized how big this post is, sorry.

 

[Kitacular]

The ability to see through windows.

 

[fanklok]

What were aquaman's abilities again? because I'm saying those

 

[drbarno]

Meat vision.

Yes Meat Vision, that rare superpower held by Mighty Mom and Dino Dad. Was I right? Do I get a cookie?

The most useless superpower ever: the ability to think of really clever comebacks hours after the argument has ended.

I think I have that power!

 

[TheBadGamer]

The power to now what the color is on peoples kitchen walls (I mean in true detail)

 

[Forever of the Stars]

The ability to sense when somebody has ordered a Pizza. And it's going to be late.

Does that count for my own pizza's?

OT: You could always go with spider-man's chest expansion ability that only ever came up once. Or Super-Man's super weaving ability. Or I don't know, the ability to move really slowly.... but it's permanent.

 

[Prometherion]

The power to be the greatest lover of all time. But only when ur mums in the room with you.

 

[TheBadGamer]

The power to be the greatest lover of all time. But only when ur mums in the room with you.

Now that would be the most useless power.

 

[Squedee]

Meat vision.

Yes Meat Vision, that rare superpower held by Mighty Mom and Dino Dad. Was I right? Do I get a cookie?

The most useless superpower ever: the ability to think of really clever comebacks hours after the argument has ended.

worst part: i have that power

on topic: in any other scenario outside the show "SUPER FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR! SNOT FOR YOU!"

 

[CincoDeMayo]

 

[Azaradel]

The ability to sparkle in the sun?

Really bad Twilight joke aside, how about the ability to know when people update their Facebook status? (though I'm sure there's some sad person who would love that)