Most WTF gift you got this year

[nick_knack]

DDR Hottest Party 2. From my mother. And now I like DDR. I was absolutely not expecting either of those things. However it is pretty tame compared to what I received from 2 of my closest friends. A bundle of rope, and a wrapped wooden coat hanger. (We have this joke, where we buy the most thoughtless and ridiculous things for each other) What I gave each of them was: A coupon to M&M Meats (to a vegan), and an annoying singing Christmas tree (to a Jew).

it is winter dipshit

Assholery will not get you far here. It is summer in the southern hemisphere, you ass.

EDIT: Also, use quotes to respond to people for shit's sake! I hate when people do this!
(just a little venting there, sorry)

 

[pha kin su pah]

a GPS...... seriously where the fucks my tivo already?

 

[Devil's Due]

I asked for Red Alert 3 for Christmas... I was given Microsoft Office Enterprise 2007 instead.

 

[Dys]

Pack of condoms from a girl I've met once (was a KK gift).
Probably a bit too personal.

 

[Danny Ocean]

I Henry Hoover Desk Cleaner. It's Actually a tiny Henry Hoover.
An Eggcup made of toy soldiers standing in a circle.
And a Make-your-own Morph!

 

[Eipok Kruden]

One of my aunts sent me "The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian (DS)" http://www.gamespot.com/ds/adventure/thechroniclesofnarniaprincecaspian/index.html?tag=result;title;5 No kidding. They didn't even know I had a freaking DS! I never told em or anything AND it's a crappy ass game which means they just got some random game in some random store somewhere. Damn it, I wanted Fallout 3 or LittleBigPlanet or Resistance 2.

 

[Eipok Kruden]

Ratatouille, the Pixar movie on DVD... I'm allmost 20, thanks mom...

Ratatoiulle is a great movie, just watch it before you say it's stupid.

 

[Sky God]

A pack of extra safe condoms

I'm 14, what the fuck does my mum think I get up to at parties? O_O

 

[Mr Jack]

Probably the three different DVD's of Shakespeare's The Merchant of Venice. From the same person.

 

[nekolux]

A pack of extra safe condoms

I'm 14, what the fuck does my mum think I get up to at parties? O_O

Buuuuulllllshiiiiiiiitttttt

Ok no mom in their right minds get their kids condoms when they're 14. It's one thing having the thief pick your pocket. It's another waving your wallet at the thief asking him to take it.
They know perfectly well that if you wanna have sex you can pick up your own condoms eeaaaassiiiilyyyy

 

[Cahlee]

I Henry Hoover Desk Cleaner. It's Actually a tiny Henry Hoover.
An Eggcup made of toy soldiers standing in a circle.
And a Make-your-own Morph!

AWESOME!

 

[sopherlin]

'Twilight' by Stephanie Meyer.

Okay, seeing as I love reading, it's fair enough.
But seeing as I'd ranted to my mum about how I'd borrowed that book from the library and absolutely hated it only a few months ago and then reminded her the other day that the movie was out and all the little fangirls were making me almost suicidal... I fail to see why she bought it me.

 

[lukemcandrew]

Ohohoh! A 'not' joke! Brilliant! A comedic visionary! Are you 10?

Its called sarcasm, genius.

You quoted the wrong person sir, I did not say that. I believe you meant to quote Ago Iterum.

Ohh my bad!

 

[lukemcandrew]

Ohohoh! A 'not' joke! Brilliant! A comedic visionary! Are you 10?

Its called sarcasm, genius.

You ripped on his joke!

So I thought you wouldn't mind me ripping on yours.

Touché =O

 

[mjhhiv]

A friend got me some strange music game for the PS2. It was like the "naked brothers band" or something to that accord.

I suppose it's fitting. I got him Madden 08 last year, him being the type that hates Madden.

 

[the_tramp]

.45 bullets. I own a 9mm.

Now that's a bit of a scary present, I realise your point in that they're the wrong type but still actually receiving ammunition for Christmas!?

 

[C0RV4L0U5]

I got a huge appel cake. i get 2 xbox games but im stil happier with the cake i mean how many peole get given there own freaking cake for christmas! o and how good it was to ^_^

 

[LewsTherin]

'Twilight' by Stephanie Meyer.

Okay, seeing as I love reading, it's fair enough.
But seeing as I'd ranted to my mum about how I'd borrowed that book from the library and absolutely hated it only a few months ago and then reminded her the other day that the movie was out and all the little fangirls were making me almost suicidal... I fail to see why she bought it me.

Everyone needs toilet paper.