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Teen Titans: Trouble in Tokyo!


Do I win the horrible taste contest yet?
 

Midnight Voyager

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Melaisis said:
The Island - Bay gets too much hate; but the movie had Sean Bean FFS!
That one is Plagiarized. As. HELL.

Also, Anarch, do not feel ashamed at liking Episode 3. The theatre I was in openly wept at the end of that one. (Just before trying not to laugh at the NUUOOOOOOO)

While I'm at it: I liked Daredevil, despite its stupidity. Kingpin was cast perfectly and the effects for the blind-sight were really really awesome. I was somewhat surprised at the vitriol, despite my geekness.

I also adored Shoot 'Em Up. However, a film student friend of mine also liked it. I think that makes it okay.
 

Russian Redneck

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"Ghostrider" (with Nicholas Cage). Yeah, I liked it. At least it wasn't trying to pass itself off as completely serious. I also thought that the elemental demons and the way Cage defeated them was completely awesome. I also liked "The Wizard". You know, that '89 movie disguised as a Nintendo advertisement? The one with the autistic kid massacring everyone at Super Mario Bros. 3? Yeah...that one.
 

Midnight Voyager

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...I am with you there, RR. I liked Ghost Rider. Nick Cage can do some campy fun. (Even if it's unintentional. See: Wicker Man.)
 

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I found the exorscism of emily rose to be the most HILARIOUS movie I have ever seen. ever.



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ThaBenMan

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Bring It On - it's nice to perv out looking at hot cheerleaders, and some of it is actually funny

Drop Dead Gorgeous - sounds weird on paper (a mockumentary about a beauty pageant) but it's hilarious

hmm, Transformers?
 

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Do porn movies count? Nah, I'm kidding.

The only one I can think of is Meangirls. I'm not sure what the general opinion on this is, so I'm keeping it secret til I figure it out.

And say what you like about Star Wars Ep1, it had the best lightsabre fight out of the lot. Darth Maul FTW!
 

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TheNecroswanson said:
I aslo loved Judge Dredd and Waterworld. kevin Costner FTW. Wait a minute...WTF, is FTW backwards!
dude, me and one of my good friends go on and on when we're drunk on how AWESOME waterworld is. i love that movie, and whoever said super Mario Brothers, i STILL like that movie lol
 

Voodoo Child

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Mine are mostly chick flicks too.

Made of Honour, most recently. I really liked it, and not just because of Patrick Dempsey. Mainly because I was sitting there drawing parallels between the main characters and my emotionally oblivious mates.

Mean Girls. Yeah I like it too.

The Princess Diaries.

Legally Blonde 1 & 2.

Sweet Home Alabama.

Love Actually.

Miss Congeniality

2 Weeks Notice.

Sliding Doors.

Yeah, I actually like a hell of a lot of chick flicks, but other than those, I do like The Mario Bros. Movie, Waterworld, and The Island, out of the ones listed here.

Oh and I love watching Mary Poppins.
 

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Melaisis said:
The Island - Bay gets too much hate; but the movie had Sean Bean FFS!

On a related note; a movie I don't want anyone (on the Internet!) to know I didn't like:

2001: A Space Odyssey:

It. Dragged. On!
I cannot allow you to do that Dave. You have compromised the mission.

Meh. I don't see movies, so it doesn't really matter to me.
 

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j-e-f-f-e-r-s said:
Star Wars Episodes I-III

No, wait, why should I be ashamed? Compared to rubbish like Transformers, those films were brilliant.
I liked transformers :(

Also, I have thought of a movie I don't want anyone else to know I hated. The crime of crimes: I hated Citizen Kane. It was BORING. If you haven't seen it, let me save you 5 fucking hours by saying ROSEBUD WAS THE NAME OF HIS SLEIGH AND IT WAS A METAPHOR FOR HIS LOST INNOCENCE KKTHXBYE
 

Melaisis

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Midnight Voyager said:
Melaisis said:
The Island - Bay gets too much hate; but the movie had Sean Bean FFS!
That one is Plagiarized. As. HELL.
Sean Bean!

I also adored Shoot 'Em Up. However, a film student friend of mine also liked it. I think that makes it okay.
It was a Clive Owen circlejerk. I think it was his mental recovery from Children of Men; which was overly serious, despite being one of my favourite movies of all time. It made sense that after such an epic tale of struggle and hardship he should do something more fun but equally gutsy.

Anyway!

The only one I can think of is Meangirls.
It was really good. John Tucker Must Die let the studio down, but I think because it was needlessly sexy and - sigh - 'scandalous' in parts.

Episode Three
It had absolutely atrocious acting and some of the weirdest dialogue I've ever seen:

"PADME I FINK U MITE DYE AFTA A TEN-SECOND DREAM SEQUENCE!"
"O NOEZ ANKIE!"
"KK."

Although the little confrontation at the end before Anakin and Ben have a little tussle did save the film, in all honesty. It was a really good piece of drama! I still think that Ewan McGregor really carried the whole first trilogy.
 
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avykins said:
Demolition Man. Has the depth of a spoon...
Also any musical. I just love musicals. ><
Musicals are cool. South Park and Avenue Q especially; but I'm a huge Phantom fan.

And Demolition Man is cool as hell. Sandra Bullock is cute personified.
 

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Strafe Mcgee said:
Iffypop said:
Starship Troopers is nothing to be ashamed of. It's satirical in so many ways, even the crappiness of it.

I don't think there are any films that I secretly enjoy whilst pretending not to...

Although I suggest everyone watches a film called 'Haggard'.
Is that the one where Martin Clunes gets flown to the top of the country at the end of his stag night?
No, Haggard is the Bam Margera movie. It's pretty funny if you like CKY.