All sound is just sound, all noise is just noise, but humans can interpret it as music. Any sound is music as far as I'm concerned, because someone, somewhere, will find it musical in some way.
...except for this:
I don't understand, it's gotten to the point where it gets so fast that you might as well call those beats 8th or 16th notes, just like in other forms of music, because when you get a series of consecutive beats or sounds going really fast, there is a point where each individual beat stops feeling like the pulse, and instead every other beat, or every 4 beats, ect. feels like the tempo. There are million different ways you can count and feel the rhythm in music, to the point where a slow rock song could technically be at some ridiculously high beats per minute. But noooooo, it's fucking insane!!! The tempo is soooo high! I'm so hardcore, I listen to 1920 bpm! It almost sounds like one drawn out tone!! Woah!!!!