My fellow Americans, its time to build a wall! But this time on the north!

[sirdanrhodes]

So I say we settle this the "American Way!"

We're going to blow up Canada? I'll grab my C4!

But... Why Canada? Blow up Russia, for teh destruction lulz

While skimming the post, all I read was we were going to deal all the cold coming from Canada the "American Way!" So he's telling us to blow up Canada, and make the cold stop.

It was a joke... The "Cold War", get it?

 

[rottenbutter]

So I say we settle this the "American Way!"

We're going to blow up Canada? I'll grab my C4!

But... Why Canada? Blow up Russia, for teh destruction lulz

While skimming the post, all I read was we were going to deal all the cold coming from Canada the "American Way!" So he's telling us to blow up Canada, and make the cold stop.

It was a joke... The "Cold War", get it?

Oh, I get it. Ha ha.

Sorry, I currently half-asleep.

 

[santaandy]

The windshields will greet us as liberators!

 

[Shugaazer]

Go ahead and try ya bloody Yanks.

Where'd you get that? We don't have firearms in Canada. Michael Moore said so.

 

[JWAN]

Go ahead and try ya bloody Yanks.

Where'd you get that? We don't have firearms in Canada. Michael Moore said so.

rofl copter

 

[Orange Monkey]

*falls of chair giggling* Oh i swear, you Yanks come up with the best stuff!

P.S I am neither Canadian OR American.

 

[Epic_Rocker]

*Is Offended.* xD Build a wall to block us off!? THEN WHERE WILL YOU GET YOUR SYRUP AND.. Beavers... Uhmm... What DO we actually give you guys...? OH! WE HAVE UBISOFT! ...kinda.

 

[PurpleRain]

So, I'm the only one looking forward to migrating to the big freeze? Man, you guys are silly. Try living in 40c summers all your life. Enbrace me of sweet cold.

 

[darkless]

I believe it would be easier to just erect a wall around your home it would be cheaper to.

 

[Hunt3r_of_3vil]

Please, for the love of God, build a wall and keep your American Idol and plastic pop-stars where they belong!

 

[Epic_Rocker]

I AGREE HUNT3R! KEEP THE AMERICANS OUT! Mwahahah!

 

[Raddragon]

Make a wall out of beer bottles. Then unbuild it because you forgot to drink the beer inside.

 

[Shugaazer]

Please, for the love of God, build a wall and keep your American Idol and plastic pop-stars where they belong!

It'd be a double bonus too, because that'd mean they'd be stuck with Celine Dion as well!

 

[ygetoff]

So I say we settle this the "American Way!"

We're going to blow up Canada? I'll grab my C4!

i can happily tell you that you have your maths wrong, canada is too large to be defeated with c4 explosives, your country has the nuclear arsonal to manage it, but no amount of c4 will ever be particularly useful in the destruction of your northern neighbour

Yes, but nukes are impersonal. C4 is the common man's explosive of choice.

 

[Lullabye]

I'll be damned if I let you blow up Nova Scotia. Men of the commonwealth, to arms!

Dude! a fellow nova!
anywho: Build your wall. But what about Alaska? does this mean we can have it? If so can you move your asses out before the wall goes up? I wanna go dog sledding!
Also if you wish to blow up Canada, I WILL KILL YOU! Canada is and always will be, the better of the two. WE are not hated by the world. YOU ARE! I'll be damned if I let you blow up my Nova Scotia!

we have a secret weapon........one the likes of which the world has never seen!...or us for that matter...... it's not done yet but SOON! Bwahahahahahahah!!!!

 

[Lukirre]

My fellow Americans, as someone who lives and works in a major metropolitan area of the Midwest I have received terrible news. I have learned that once again all hope for spring and warmer weather will again be foiled by yet another cold front from our Northern neighbor. I for one have grown tired of scraping ice and shoveling snow, and of the bitter *****-slap that is winter. So I say we settle this the "American Way!" I propose we build a wall, the likes of which has never been seen! We prevent all fronts from coming in and let the Canadians wallow in their beloved cold! Sure we could move to warmer climates. But we're Americans! We don't do logical. Now, they may say its not their fault, but we must remain strong. So, I ask all of you here: Who's with me?!

(ps-I don't care if this is asinine, I'm sick of freezing my ass off and I need an outlet.)
(pps- this rant is not aimed at the Canadian people per se, except for Brad May who is an anus)

Muahah, never! My Canadian brethren will forever chill you with temperatures of -6 degrees Celsius! And then leave you to translate that into Fahrenheit.

Then you will be forced to suck it up, as most Canadians don't like it either, but we take the cold, you had to deal with Bush. 'Twas a worthy trade off.

 

[Lullabye]

So I say we settle this the "American Way!"

We're going to blow up Canada? I'll grab my C4!

i can happily tell you that you have your maths wrong, canada is too large to be defeated with c4 explosives, your country has the nuclear arsonal to manage it, but no amount of c4 will ever be particularly useful in the destruction of your northern neighbour

Yes, but nukes are impersonal. C4 is the common man's explosive of choice.

canada is the second largest country in the world....are you saying you are going to go all over canada and plant c4? the last guy who tried that met an unfortunate end. Ever hear of terry fox? I know what really went on...

 

[j1-2themax]

Ah, yes. The good old American Way: Blame someone else and blow the living crap out of them. That's sure to give us more friends (or at least fewer enemies.)