My Gf's Bet

[feather240]

Call which ever one of her friends you're most familiar with over well you're gfs at home. Proceed to tease your gf and joke about making about with her friend until she snaps. Than hold her down and cover her mouth until she stops twitching. If it takes too much time apply force on the jugular vein. Slowly drag her body out to the curb so that a car will hit her on a turn. Set the streets on fire. Wait, what?

 

[Nouw]

Your GF should be on the


OT: Whatever happens, I hope... the Moral Thing happens.

 

[Pegghead]

You already got one woman to like you so what's to stop you from making the lightning strike twice?

 

[yoyo13rom]

well, no luck in getting another girl to fall for me HOWEVER we did get to do a threesome with this damn hot asian chick. That and since my truck's repairs are over 2 grand, she's getting me a new computer instead. Ever since then my friends wont stop telling me to write a damn book -_-

All's well that ends well.
The outcome isn't quite so spectacular(I was thinking things ended in a totally different and more dramatic way) , but if the journey there was good, then yeah, you could write a book.(although no one here is bugging you to do it)

Anyway, I'm happy that this thread(your story) did get a resolution,but considering the crazy awesomeness of your GF, I doubt that your life will ever be boring, and not book worthy ever again.

 

[BubbaJeff]

ummmmmm

does this help?

That is exactly what i was thinking.

If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is...

 

[mikecoulter]

What a ridiculous bet. But at least you'll make money? :/

 

[ProtoChimp]

You have the best girlfriend EVER.

 

[snide_cake]

I'm with all the confused people here. Just what the heck is going on?!?!?!?!?!

Maybe you need to enlighten us on the extreme personal pain promised, because to me it had sounded like the good type of extreme personal pain, if you get my drift ^_~ .....

 

[snide_cake]

well, no luck in getting another girl to fall for me HOWEVER we did get to do a threesome with this damn hot asian chick. That and since my truck's repairs are over 2 grand, she's getting me a new computer instead. Ever since then my friends wont stop telling me to write a damn book -_-

But a threesome implies the asian girl was in it for the both of you. So does that mean your bagel-indicator was only high enough for the asian girl to consider you because you were part of a couple? Therefore is your self-esteem now going to be based on 'I am part of a couple' -ness? What about your individual self-esteem? Individually are you still half a bagel, but with your girl are you rating 2 or 3 bagels and therefore eligible for consideration for a threesome?

Unless you performed very well and the asian chick was all over you.

You know. I'm just concerned you....well there's lots of concerns and this is all still so confusing.

 

[AlphaOmega]

Wait you have no self esteem, does she feed on your tears or something?

 

[CouchCommando]

when you say "charisma of a half eaten bagel...." is that a blue berry bagel that's been toasted and is lightly buttered? because that's some serious charisma your still totting around there.

 

[Reaper69lol]

Thats alright, I have self esteem and charisma of a retarded goldfish myself, but hey goodluck dude oh and have fun

 

[ItsAChiaotzu]

this would make a hilarious movie.

Oh my, this is completely true, I would go and watch that movie, especially if it had Morgan Freeman in it. (I love Morgan Freeman)

Also, girls smell, I wouldn't bother if I were you.

But seriously, this is honestly a little weird, maybe you should work on your relationship with your actual girlfriend so that she doesn't dislike aspects of your personality?

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Dude, you have one fucked up relationship there.

No amount money is worth a broken heart.

Ever.

 

[rex922]

Spoiler: You don't need women

Exactly, this is an important lesson to the OP. The only way to properly get women is to follow the so-called "Tony Montana Theorem of Acquiring Wealth and Companionship in Contemporary America":

Step 1: Acquire Currency
Step 2: Acquire Power through tactical use of this now acquired currency
Step 3: LADIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

i'm with him
acquire as much currency as possible

 

[VanityGirl]

This sounds.... stupid. So if you get another girl (hopefully you don't get another girl to sleep with you), then your girlfriend will kick the living shit out of you??

Just lose the bet, keep your awful image of yourself, but have a fixed truck.

Let's be honest, by flirting and or dating another girl whilst in a relationship, would you really feel BETTER about yourself?

 

[tsb247]

exactly, i already went through my briarpatch of psycho bitches to get to my current gf, and i dont wanna go back in

Sadly, you may have to.

This sounds like a situation that I would NEVER want to find myself in.

What makes me wonder the most is why your girlfriend pointed out your low self-esteem and character flaws to the point that she obviously did.

Here's the best advice I can give you - She's not a keeper.

The hallmark of a good relationship is being able to accept the flaws of the other person without question or compromise. It's sort of a catch 22 because it's a huge self-esteem boost to have a girl around who can love you despite your low self-esteem and/or other character flaws. The fact that she made this bet with you is troubling to say the least as it seems manipulative, and it appears to set you up for failure either way.

If you do nothing - you get your truck fixed, but you ultimately fail some loosely defined 'goal' set by your girlfriend (prove you have charisma, charm, self-esteem, etc.), and she probably won't let you forget it judging by what all is going on here.

If you do date another girl - She will undoubtedly make you pay, and it could end up with you being single again. It probably wouldn't end nicely either.

I would recommend leaving her. I've dated girls that have only served to make me feel bad about myself. Once you realize that they aren't worth your pain, you will eventually find someone far better, and they will make you far happier than you obviously aren't right now.

I you really don't want to leave her, you could always just stand up to her and tell her that the bet is off, and you will stay 'happily' with her. That will get your truck fixed, but I would question how happy you would be in such a relationship. If it were me though, I wouldn't even consider this after what I have been through. There are millions of other women out there, and many of them would likely make you feel far better about yourself.

 

[tsb247]

when you say "charisma of a half eaten bagel...." is that a blue berry bagel that's been toasted and is lightly buttered? because that's some serious charisma your still totting around there.

You sir, have made my day. XD

 

[podrain34]

i think you can win a ton of money bro, not gonna lie

 

[RicoADF]

Well you already have a girlfriend so that alone will make other women take an intrest. But this to me seems like a disaterous idea.

Yeah I agree, there are SO many ways this could blow up.